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Tennessee Crazy Law

• Any person crippling, killing or in any way destroying a proud female dog that is running at large shall not be held liable for the damages due to such killing or destruction.
  
• "Crimes against nature" are prohibited.
  
• More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
  
• It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
  
• Hollow logs may not be sold.
  
• It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
  
• Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.
  
• Driving is not to be done while asleep.
  
• You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
  
  
  Dyersburg
  
• It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.
  
  
  Fayette County
  
• You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of property.
  
  
  Lenoir City
  
• When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.
  
  
  Lexington
  
• No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk.
  
• Spitting on the sidewalk is prohibited.
  
  
  Knoxville
  
• In front of their buildings, all businesses must have a "hitching post."
  
  
  Memphis
  
• Panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets of downtown Memphis. (Passed in 1996)
  
• Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.
  
• It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.
  
• It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises.
  
  
  Oneida
  
• An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song "It Ain't Goin' To Rain No Mo'."

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