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New Jersey Crazy Law

• It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
  
• You may not slurp your soup.
  
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• If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.
  
• It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.
  
• On a highway you can not park under a bridge.
  
• Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday.
  
• You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only.
  
• Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.
  
• It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
  
  
  Bernards Township
  
• It is illegal to frown as the town is a "Frown-Free Town Zone".
  
  
  Caldwell
  
• You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue.
  
  
  Cranford
  
• Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn.
  
  
  Cresskill
  
• All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.
  
  
  Elizabeth
  
• It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat.
  
  
  Manville
  
• It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.
  
  
  Newark
  
• It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
  
  
  Ocean City
  
• Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday.
  
• People may not slurp their soup.
  
• Raw hamburger may not be sold.
  
  
  Raritan
  
• Profanity is prohibited.
  
  
  Sea Isle City
  
• There will be no boiling of bones on the property.
  
  
  Trenton
  
• Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.
  
• You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.

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