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Apple is coming out with a new smart
phone model that’s also a vibrator

They’ll call it the iMoan.

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Immigration Officer-
What’s your wife's name….?

Santa - Preeto…

Immigration Officer - what’s her whole name?

Santa-  Hole ka naam to rakha nahi ji. Hum to pyar se
Phuddi Phuddi bolte hai…

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  • 2 months later...

Girls wearing transparent dresses, have zero confidence in the imagination power of men ..

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dear boss I’m going to be late today I just had mine blowing sex,,, with myself

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When someone asks me if I'm seeing anyone, I automatically assume they're talking about a psychiatrist.

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There is no key to a woman’s heart.

There’s only a password that changes regularly.

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Having teenagers is just paying for a bunch of dates that you don’t get to go on.

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A humble appeal to all the ladies. Please don't wear T-shirts with a lot of printed words on it. It takes time to read all that.... and then our wives misunderstand us. 
Regards,
Married Men Association

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