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[summer27]

Cute secretory came out angrily out of Boss cabin
friend asked: what happened?
She:He asked R U free tonight? I smiled n said... yes
Bastard gave me 50 pages to type

[summer27]

All the girls who die for a '0' figure, Rememeber; Real men go for curves, only dogs go for bones!

[summer27]

Insurnce agent: Sir, we do penis insurance also
Customer: you replace with new one?
Agent: No sir, once it dosent work, we ensure free service to your wife

[khiraak]

summer27, on 18 May 2012 - 07:26 AM, said:

Cute secretory came out angrily out of Boss cabin
friend asked: what happened?
She:He asked R U free tonight? I smiled n said... yes
Bastard gave me 50 pages to type

[summer27]

Girl messages her guy... "thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative"
Guy:but what does "ternative" mean?

[summer27]

Female Tears And Male Sperms Are So Similar... Always Eager To Come Out And Only One In Million Is For The Right Cause

[summer27]

Arranged marriage is "While Ur walking unfortunately a snake bites U"
But Love marriage is Dancing in front of a cobra singing - Chuma chuma de de.

[summer27]

The reason women will never be the ones to propose is.. as soon as she gets on her knees, the man starts unzipping

[ChittiNaidu]

summer27, on 21 May 2012 - 01:34 AM, said:

Arranged marriage is "While Ur walking unfortunately a snake bites U"
But Love marriage is Dancing in front of a cobra singing - Chuma chuma de de.

ROFL...facebook status....

[summer27]

ChittiNaidu, on 21 May 2012 - 01:36 AM, said:

ROFL...facebook status....

haha..fandaga sesuko..aptly suits your "Misogynist" title.

[summer27]

Lust is, tearing her panties off & throwing them aside ..
Love is, seductively sliding them down.
Marriage is, taking time to fold them..

[summer27]

A quote from two and a half men -

Evlyn - What do you like in your life, my grandson?
Jake  - I love sleeping. Infact, I love sleeping so much that I sometimes dream about it.

[summer27]

Wife: Sweetie,you used to give me gifts before we got married.Why did that change?

Husband: Honey,have you ever seen a fisherman give worms to fish after catching them?

[Ranku Raja]

BHayya,,,   anedhi understatement......

[ManOnFire]

kummey baaa