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[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]A Lady lost 3 panties in her house.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]She asked her husband but he didn't know.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Husb asked maid.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana][size=3]Maid replied: Aaiyagaru Meku Telusu Kada Nenu Panty Vesukonuani[/size][/font][/color]

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oka pillodu school le kothagaa poyaduu .. akkada pillalu andharu manchi naatu boothulu matladukuntunaru iethee oka roju veedu adukuntuntee .. okadu vachi .. pora ** annadu ..papam veediki telikaa, entiki poyee valla nana ne adigadu .

nana nana pooku ante yenti ani .. valla nana pillodi ne chedakottadam yendhuku ani pedhalu ra annadu..sare ani lite tsukunnadu

next day enkodu vachi areyee "Sulli" ga annadu ..
veedu poyeee valla nana ne malli adigadu nana sulli ante yenti ani ....daniki valla nana sulli antee kallu ra annadu (eye's)


one fine day class teacher lipstick yesukoni class ke vachindi

mandiki gudha yesanam agakaaa medam mee "Pooku" yerragaa undi annadu .... daniki aa teacher neku yela telusu raa antee na sulli petti chusaa antaduuuu....:P:P

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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346349584' post='1302408461']
oka Aunty road meeda wait chestuntey okadu vachi list istaadu

Aunty: Lopalki raa babu night ayipoyindi kada repu vellachu
Boy: Ok Aunty
Aunty: sarey babu nuvvu pappu room lo paduko nenu naa room lo padkuntaa
Boy: Pappu enduku ley kaani nenu ee sofa meeda padkuntaa aunty
Aunty:: OK
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Next Day Morning oka kasak lanti fafa vachi cofee istundi veediki

Boy: Nuvvu evaru?
Kasak: I am Pappu
Boy: chi denemma jeevitam nenu entha pichi Fook ni ra ayya...
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Bhayya. deeni correct joke entante


oka Aunty road meeda wait chestuntey okadu vachi list istaadu

Aunty: Lopalki raa babu night ayipoyindi kada repu vellachu
Boy: Ok Aunty
Aunty: sarey babu nuvvu pappu room lo paduko nenu naa room lo padkuntaa
Boy: Pappu enduku ley kaani nenu ee sofa meeda padkuntaa aunty
Aunty:: OK
\
Next Day Morning oka kasak lanti fafa vachi cofee istundi veediki

Boy: Meerevaru ?

Kasak: nenu Pappu ni. Mari meeru ??

Boy: pichi na koduku ni !q# !q#

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[quote name='Pillabacha' timestamp='1346349834' post='1302408504']
oka pillodu school le kothagaa poyaduu .. akkada pillalu andharu manchi naatu boothulu matladukuntunaru iethee oka roju veedu adukuntuntee .. okadu vachi .. pora ** annadu ..papam veediki telikaa, entiki poyee valla nana ne adigadu .

nana nana pooku ante yenti ani .. valla nana pillodi ne chedakottadam yendhuku ani pedhalu ra annadu..sare ani lite tsukunnadu

next day enkodu vachi areyee "Sulli" ga annadu ..
veedu poyeee valla nana ne malli adigadu nana sulli ante yenti ani ....daniki valla nana sulli antee kallu ra annadu (eye's)


one fine day class teacher lipstick yesukoni class ke vachindi

mandiki gudha yesanam agakaaa medam mee "Pooku" yerragaa undi annadu .... daniki aa teacher neku yela telusu raa antee na sulli petti chusaa antaduuuu....
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@3$% @3$% @3$% &^% &^%

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[quote name='kichalkushh' timestamp='1346350086' post='1302408538']
Bhayya. deeni correct joke entante


oka Aunty road meeda wait chestuntey okadu vachi list istaadu

Aunty: Lopalki raa babu night ayipoyindi kada repu vellachu
Boy: Ok Aunty
Aunty: sarey babu nuvvu pappu room lo paduko nenu naa room lo padkuntaa
Boy: Pappu enduku ley kaani nenu ee sofa meeda padkuntaa aunty
Aunty:: OK
\
Next Day Morning oka kasak lanti fafa vachi cofee istundi veediki

Boy: Meerevaru ?

Kasak: nenu Pappu ni. Mari meeru ??

Boy: pichi na koduku ni !q# !q#
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hehehe &>:!

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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Court lo case nadusthuntundhi[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Judge - ee stree chesina neram[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Laywer - Wholesale vyaapaaram chestunte arrest chesaaru melard[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Judge - wholesale chesthene arrest chesthaaraa[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Lawyer - wholesale kaadu melard 'hole-sale'[/size][/font][/color]

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[img]http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/8989/fun00jk15ps.jpg[/img]
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[quote name='Pillabacha' timestamp='1346349189' post='1302408402']
oka buddodu adukotaniki pakka auntu entiki poyadu... iethe a auntyy pillodithoo ela andi


Aunty : areyee bunty nenu velli snanam chesi vastaa
bunty : sare aunty

sare annavadu akkade undakundaa lopaliki poyadu aunty full nude...

bunty :Aunty me kinda de yenti
aunty : adi shed amma
bunty: iethee na scotter ne park cheyochaaa
aunty :ledu amma eve uncle vachi lorry park chestadu kudaraduu.... :P :P
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idi joek old ee kani vini chala rojulu ayyindi good joke.

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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Blonde: I think my ** are full of water. [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Doctor: How do u figure that? [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet[/size][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Blonde: I think my ** are full of water. [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Doctor: How do u figure that? [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet[/size][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Which is the smallest hotel in the world? [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]** INN. It can accomodate only one standing guest with his luggage hanging outside...[/size][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Woman: Doctor garu Naku Konni Rojulavarku Pilalu Vadabdi [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Doc: Ee Condom Tisko. [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Doc: Arati kai to[/size][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]A Chinese man files for divorce [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Judge: What's the reason? [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Chinese: Me no come, she no come, baby come, how come [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Judge: May be side income[/size][/font][/color]

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