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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]APPLE;(crying). Banana; why are you crying? Apple; all people cut eat me, Banana; you are better then me. all remove my dress

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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]AN AREOPLAN ASKED ROCKET why r u going so fast Rocket said ni guddha kinda manta.......pedite....appudu niku....telusutundi[/s

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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]girl:nuvvu monthly enni sarlu sshave chestav.[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sa

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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher:-Arey ravi abcd lu cheppu raa..[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Ravi:-A.E.G.H.I.J.K.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z. [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teach[/size][/font][/color][img]http://www.freesports4u.com/forums/images/smilies/26.gif[/img][color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]BF CD lu evi ra??[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Ravi:-vasu gadi bag lo vunai madam[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Lady:naku ma vari nundi vidakulu kavali [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]layer: mee aina kabadi champion kada enti problom [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Lady:Adhe nandi problam just tuck chasi paripothunadu[/size][/font][/color]

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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346338467' post='1302407033']
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Mummy:chintu aunty ki kiss ivvu.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]son:nenu ivvanu. [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]mummy:enduku ra[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]son:mrng dady pedithe chepptho kottindi anduke[/size][/font][/color]
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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346338688' post='1302407077']
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]girl:nuvvu monthly enni sarlu sshave chestav.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]boy:monthly kadhu rojuku 30nundi 10 sarlu chestanu.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]girl:mentalodiva[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]boy:[b]kadhu mangalodini.[/b][/size][/font][/color]
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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346338645' post='1302407066']
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]3 Girls go 2 yamdarmaraj [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]1st Girl:Nenu pelliki munde boy frnd ki kisiccha.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Yama:Nrakam ki velu[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]2nd Girl:Nenu pelli taruvata maa husband ki kisiccha.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Yama:Swargam ki velu[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]3rd Girl:Nenu pelli ki mundu ivaledu pelli tarvata ivaledu.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Yama:Aite nuvvu na ROOM ki velu[/size][/font][/color]
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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346338717' post='1302407082']
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]TV9 Interview with Shakeela.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Anchor: Madam poddunna levagane meeru emi chestaru.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Shakeela: Nenu maa intiki vellipotanu.[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher : Baadhaki Bayaniki Madhya teda yenti.. [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Student[/size][/font][/color][color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]: Baada ante meeda tadusthadi, Bayam ante Kindha tadusthadi[/size][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]3 birds are siiting on a tree branch a person fires a bullet at them 2 of them fly away but the 3rd 1 is still sitting there endhuku antav[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]-[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]-[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]-[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]-[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]-[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]-[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]-[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]-[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]-[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]-[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]-[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]-[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]guddha balupu mama guddha balupu[/size][/font][/color]

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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346338348' post='1302407023']
kaasepu navvistaanu randi..!!! ee jokes already eppudoo vesaa kaani 1 yr lo chaala mandi kottavallu unaru kada andukani maali vestaa come on..

[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher to a2nd std Boy[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher: Nuvu me Nana lo evaru Peddodu?[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Boy:- Nenu [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher:- Yetla ra[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Boy:-Nenu Ma Amma Palu tagadam Manesinanu Kani Nana Ma Amma Palu Inka tagutunadu teacher anduke Nene Peddavadini.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher shock Boy Rocks[/size][/font][/color]


[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]entha mandi unnaro cheppandi so ill continue[/size][/font][/color]
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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346338688' post='1302407077']
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]girl:nuvvu monthly enni sarlu sshave chestav.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]boy:monthly kadhu rojuku 30nundi 10 sarlu chestanu.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]girl:mentalodiva[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]boy:[b]kadhu mangalodini.[/b][/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]a husband says to his wife i played a lottery naky dabbulu vasthey em chestav ani aduguthadu husband. then wife say nenu sagam tisukoni ninnu vadili vellipotha the husband says idhigo naku 3 rs vachhinavi sagam tisukoni vellipooo[/size][/font][/color]

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[color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Three guys were friends right from their childhood. Due to their jobs they got separated for almost 10 years and happen to meet at a car showroom one day. Now they are married and having a son each.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]1st frnd: arey maa abbayiki cars ante chaala istam ra anduke car kondam ani vacha.......[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]2nd frnd: arrry maa vadiki same ra cars ante chaala istam ra.....nenu kondam ane vacha....[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]3rd frnd: maa vaadu same ra nenu car kondam ane vacha.....[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]the three frnds share their life experiences and keep on talking. suddenly......they ask eachother that how did they come to know that their sons were interested in cars......[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]1st frnd: arey oka roju nenu ratri intiki velle sariki maa vaadu maa aavida meeda kurchoni pom-pom pom-pom ani maa aavidavi pisukutunnadu ra......naku ala telisindi.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]2nd frnd: nadi koncham ghoram ra....ma vaadu ardha ratri poota lechi na sulli pattukuni.......daddy..... gear veyyi daddy annadu ra........[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]3rd frnd: naaku ela chepalo teliyatledu ra........ma vaadu naa sulli teeskelli na pellam pooku lo petti.......daddy petrol poyyi annadu be............[/size][/font][/color]

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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346338688' post='1302407077']
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]girl:nuvvu monthly enni sarlu sshave chestav.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]boy:monthly kadhu rojuku 30nundi 10 sarlu chestanu.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]girl:mentalodiva[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]boy:[b]kadhu mangalodini.[/b][/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Sex chesetapudu wife meru accham mobile lagane unnaru[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]husband u love my vibration[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]wife kadandi basement lo ki velangane me networlk fail [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]autundi.[/size][/font][/color]

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