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[quote name='ManOnFire' timestamp='1346339369' post='1302407194']


ceiling baa.. u continue. jokes bagunnay
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ok ok

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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]TV9 Interview with Shakeela.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Anchor: Madam poddunna levagane meeru emi chestaru.[/size][/font][/color]
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[quote name='galigannarao' timestamp='1346339456' post='1302407207']
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wassup baafa [img]http://oi45.tinypic.com/2rhwq34.jpg[/img]

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[quote name='galigannarao' timestamp='1346339456' post='1302407207']
[img]http://i50.tinypic.com/mrpphy.jpg[/img]
[/quote][img]http://lh4.ggpht.com/_9JDo24Z5ZMw/TVPyOwf1nHI/AAAAAAAAA6A/SxSBJNWJ3aQ/s400/keka%20puttinchav%20ga.png[/img]

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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Lady:naku ma vari nundi vidakulu kavali [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]layer: mee aina kabadi champion kada enti problom [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Lady:Adhe nandi problam just tuck chasi paripothunadu[/size][/font][/color]
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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346339195' post='1302407160']
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher : Baadhaki Bayaniki Madhya teda yenti.. [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Student[/size][/font][/color][color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]: Baada ante meeda tadusthadi, Bayam ante Kindha tadusthadi[/size][/font][/color]
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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346339207' post='1302407169']
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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Husband in balcony reading news paper.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]A donkey came near by.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Husband[/size][/font][/color][img]http://www.freesports4u.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img][color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Darling ur relatives came[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?[/size][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Who is stronger, Man Or Woman?[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]A:A woman bcos she[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]stones with the help of a crane.[/size][/font][/color]

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wassup baafa [img]http://oi45.tinypic.com/2rhwq34.jpg[/img]
[/quote]nee yenkiiii aah gif entehe

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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Boy: I am 20years old, what about you?[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Girl: I am also 20 years old.[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]girl: for what?[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Boy: for playing 20-20[/size][/font][/color]

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[quote name='galigannarao' timestamp='1346339608' post='1302407233']
nee yenkiiii aah gif entehe
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poddunney bathroom ki ellava adi soosi.. nauty fellow [img]http://www.gifsoup.com/view7/2526920/dhandan-o.gif[/img]

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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]A woman married a one legged man[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]She wrote to her mother[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]“My husband only has ONE FOOT:[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Her Mother replied :[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]“You are lucky, your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES”[/size][/font][/color]

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[quote name='galigannarao' timestamp='1346339608' post='1302407233']
nee yenkiiii aah gif entehe
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janala kosam kotta danam.... @$MN @$MN

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[color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Three guys were friends right from their childhood. Due to their jobs they got separated for almost 10 years and happen to meet at a car showroom one day. Now they are married and having a son each.[/size][/font][/color]

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[color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]2nd frnd: arrry maa vadiki same ra cars ante chaala istam ra.....nenu kondam ane vacha....[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]3rd frnd: maa vaadu same ra nenu car kondam ane vacha.....[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]the three frnds share their life experiences and keep on talking. suddenly......they ask eachother that how did they come to know that their sons were interested in cars......[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]1st frnd: arey oka roju nenu ratri intiki velle sariki maa vaadu maa aavida meeda kurchoni pom-pom pom-pom ani maa aavidavi pisukutunnadu ra......naku ala telisindi.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]2nd frnd: nadi koncham ghoram ra....ma vaadu ardha ratri poota lechi na sulli pattukuni.......daddy..... gear veyyi daddy annadu ra........[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]3rd frnd: naaku ela chepalo teliyatledu ra........ma vaadu naa sulli teeskelli na pellam pooku lo petti.......daddy petrol poyyi annadu be............[/size][/font][/color]
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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1346339427' post='1302407202']
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Sex chesetapudu wife meru accham mobile lagane unnaru[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]husband u love my vibration[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]wife kadandi basement lo ki velangane me networlk fail [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]autundi.[/size][/font][/color]
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