Its All About Chex Life Woman Man Satisfaction....and Life

[Spartan]

1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, ****...No wonder men suffer from high B P!

3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're ****ed.

4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got ****ed to achieve it.

5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the ****! and What a ****!

6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

9. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters..

[Rahul_Pulka_Gandhi01]

Nee yavva....tagindhi digipothundhi...nee postulaki....

[Rahul_Pulka_Gandhi01]

Btw GP

[Aryaa]

[Spartan]

Nee yavva....tagindhi digipothundhi...nee postulaki....

 

malli taag man..

[SeemaLekka]

[macha]

6 dint understand man...

[spidereddy]

gp

[Moon_Walker]

Cool quotes.....LOL

[pandemkodi]

1 yr back same post same I'd

[spidereddy]

6 dint understand man...

 

aite nu pakka handsome candidate ve..

[SeemaLekka]

aite nu pakka handsome candidate ve..

[Krish]

4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got ****ed to achieve it.

 

 

[Krish]

gp indeed!!

[srikanthraparla]

Awesome post