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Donald Trump Releases His Immigration Plan


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The Donald Trump healthcare plan—"Repeal and replace with something terrific"—has now been joined by an even more depthy and wonkish immigration policy.
“I would get people out and I would have an expedited way of getting them back into the country so that they can be legal,” Trump said during an interview with CNN New Day’s Dana Bash on Wednesday. He added that he would keep the “bad dudes” out of the country, including immigrants with criminal convictions.

Trump indicated that he didn’t have a plan to locate undocumented individuals, but noted he would “find them and get them out,” a wholly feasible process because he knows “how to manage.”

Well, sure. Our whole problem has been that nobody knows how to "manage." If only there was a lone, solitary MBA in America who could have shown us the way. So, then: Build a wall. Round up every last undocumented immigrant and ship them out of the country. Then invite them right back in, except for the bad ones.

Now, to you or me it might seem to be a big damn load of trouble to round up every last undocumented immigrant, deport them, have them fill out paperwork at the border and then let them right back in—as opposed to, say, finding them and letting them fill in the same paperwork at home, without having to organize the pointless transport of millions of people to and from the border in some sort of internment-themed Amtrak reality show dare. But we do not manage, and so we do not understand the complexities of these things.

Oh, we're going to be deporting all those DREAMer kids, too. They're probably all rapists and drug dealers too, but it's all right because Trump feels bad about it and they should, you know, check in with his secretary after they get booted. She'll take care of it.

“On a humanitarian basis, you have a lot of deep thought going into this, believe me,” Trump said. “I actually have a big heart, a lot of people don’t understand that. The DREAMers, it’s a tough situation. One of the things is we’re going to expedite — when someone’s terrific, we want them back here. But they have to be legal.”
I still can't decide if Trump's status at the top of the Republican polls is cause for celebration or a pretty damn certain sign of the apocalypse. I suppose it can be both.

 

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