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The Super leader of North Korea showed his batting and balling skills on the first and second day of the North Korea’s test match again Cuba in Pyongyang. On the day 2, the 32 year old, Kim Jong,  scored 1014* runs in the last session and have almost paved the way for victory for North Korea. He has put Korea in a comfortable score of 1476/2.

Besides batting, the supreme leader also showed his bowling skills and took 3 most crucial wickets in Cuban top order. During the match, he decided to switch his bowling arm in the mid-way of the over from slow left-arm chinaman deliveries to leg-spin. This bold move by the Kim paid him off as his left-spin proved to be more effective than his usual action.

No Cuban batsman were able to pick up his wrong ones and he cemented himself as one of the best spin bowlers in today’s cricket world. The Cuban captain was himself bowled by Kim. Cuban captain said that the supreme leader bowls like the best and bats like Bradman.

Kim said that he was just lucky today. Hee also added that his knowledge about Cuban team’s weakness came to fruition and also he thanked his lieutenants for bowling to him in the nets for all week.

Note: This is a satire piece and should be taken lightly.

 

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The Super leader of North Korea showed his batting and balling skills on the first and second day of the North Korea’s test match again Cuba in Pyongyang. On the day 2, the 32 year old, Kim Jong,  scored 1014* runs in the last session and have almost paved the way for victory for North Korea. He has put Korea in a comfortable score of 1476/2.

Besides batting, the supreme leader also showed his bowling skills and took 3 most crucial wickets in Cuban top order. During the match, he decided to switch his bowling arm in the mid-way of the over from slow left-arm chinaman deliveries to leg-spin. This bold move by the Kim paid him off as his left-spin proved to be more effective than his usual action.

No Cuban batsman were able to pick up his wrong ones and he cemented himself as one of the best spin bowlers in today’s cricket world. The Cuban captain was himself bowled by Kim. Cuban captain said that the supreme leader bowls like the best and bats like Bradman.

Kim said that he was just lucky today. Hee also added that his knowledge about Cuban team’s weakness came to fruition and also he thanked his lieutenants for bowling to him in the nets for all week.

Note: This is a satire piece and should be taken lightly.

 

Kim-Jong-un-620x3303.jpg

 

 

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