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Whenever I feel depressed in life.. I open my E-Mail spam inbox... I find: 

1) 10 banks are giving me easy loans. 

2) I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons. 

3) 10 Job companies have best jobs for me. 

4) 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me. 

5) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall. 

6) 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects. 

And Approx 40-50 mails from Priya, Payal, and Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.

What else you need in life...?

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9 minutes ago, RonitRedy said:

Whenever I feel depressed in life.. I open my E-Mail spam inbox... I find: 

1) 10 banks are giving me easy loans. 

2) I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons. 

3) 10 Job companies have best jobs for me. 

4) 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me. 

5) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall. 

6) 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects. 

And Approx 40-50 mails from Priya, Payal, and Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.

What else you need in life...?

GP

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2 hours ago, RonitRedy said:

Whenever I feel depressed in life.. I open my E-Mail spam inbox... I find: 

1) 10 banks are giving me easy loans. 

2) I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons. 

3) 10 Job companies have best jobs for me. 

4) 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me. 

5) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall. 

6) 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects. 

And Approx 40-50 mails from Priya, Payal, and Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.

What else you need in life...?

@3$%

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3 hours ago, RonitRedy said:

Whenever I feel depressed in life.. I open my E-Mail spam inbox... I find: 

1) 10 banks are giving me easy loans. 

2) I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons. 

3) 10 Job companies have best jobs for me. 

4) 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me. 

5) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall. 

6) 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects. 

And Approx 40-50 mails from Priya, Payal, and Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.

What else you need in life...?

neelanti rich people ki kooda money istara 

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4 hours ago, RonitRedy said:

Whenever I feel depressed in life.. I open my E-Mail spam inbox... I find: 

1) 10 banks are giving me easy loans. 

2) I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons. 

3) 10 Job companies have best jobs for me. 

4) 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me. 

5) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall. 

6) 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects. 

And Approx 40-50 mails from Priya, Payal, and Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.

What else you need in life...?

GP 

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