US Roommates tho vintha anubhavaalu..

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3 hours ago, idlysambar said:

maa room lo okadu unde vaadu mama..vaadu milk separate ga thechukune vaadu..evaro oka roju koncham thaagaru..anthe racha rombola chesadu.. vaadi hungama chusi pakka room vallu vachi adigevaru..emaindhi ani.. next time nundi manodiki chinna twist icharu..ee sari milk thaagi andhulo water kalipesaru..

 

vaadu next paper raasi pettadu.." orey plzz...thaagithe thaagaru...andhulo neellu posi pettadhu ani.." pichi poo...

 

naa masters second sem lo maa room loki kotha abbayi vachadu. vaadu thechina pickels vere room mates thintunaru ani okka paper thisukoni daani meedha "Any one who eats my pickels will Die" ani raasi pickels pette rack ki athikinchaadu. thats just a start. 

inko sari laundry ki velli vaadi socks vere vallu use chesthunna machine lo vesi 5 mins wait chesi malli thisukoni vere vallu use chesthunna drier lo vesadu.  !

 

manodu oka shop lo part time job chesthunnadu...rojuki 10 hours pani chesthadu..entra ee job ani vere vaatiki apply chesadu..oka restaurant vaadu call chesi job isthamannadu.. manodu rechipoyi..aa shop owner ni boothulu thitti nuvvu vadhu nee job vadhu ani pedha hero la cheppadu..

next day mrng...manodu mrng 5 ke lechi gudiki velladam..raathri anni ready chesukovadam..pant,shirt etc..manodiki governer job ichina intha baaga ready avvademo..

theera chusthe manodiki restaurant lo vallu ichina job week ki only 8 hours anta.. unna job poyindhi..vachina job unna okate lekapoyina okate.

vaadu okka sari walmart velli akkada nunchi naaku call chesadu emaina tevala ikkadi nunchi ani. nenu orange juice temani cheppa. vaadu techaka naa daggara change lekhunde, so tharuvatha istha ani cheppa. aa roju ni8 vaadu nidra lo kalavarinchaadu "sreenath nuvvu naaku 5 dollars ivvali ani"

inko sari nidra lo "hey guys don't tell the world that ur living super man" ani kalavarinchaadu.

 

maa pakka roomlo okadu undevadu......

vaadi daggaara okasari 3 eggs teesukunnaa.........

3days tarvata seriousga night 8:00 ki vachhiiiiiiinaaku akalestundi naa eggs ichheeiii annadu neenu tevadam marchipoyaaa repu ista ante vinaleee chivariki snow lo vere friend roomki velli techhi ivvalsochhindiiiii............ 

inko raju maa roommate vadi daggara oka milk packet tesukunnadanta malli vadiki ventane ichhesaduu... kani maa friendi ichhina milk packet 10 cents takkuvanta..

dani gurinchi gola chesi 10 cents teesukelladu vaadu.......

appudu vadini zoo lo petti vaadini choodadaniki ticket kooda pettalanipinchindi........

 

nenu digina room lo naa kante mundu okadu undevaadata...............vaadiki shower lo snanam ela cheyyalo telika......tub ni water tho nimpi tub bayata mug tho snanam chesadata.........aa water antha room lo ki vachchayata 

 

nenu us vachina first roju i landed in chicago........ then i have to take another flight to memphis..... in the flight to memphis i was felling very sleepy ........ hyderabad to chicago is 15 hrs journey full ga tired ... so full sleep lo vunna.... 

 

in flight to memphis full deep sleep lo vunnapudu air hostess brought  soda(coke, sprite ) tins and offered to every one 

but i do not know that as i was in deep sleep.....she did not offered to me...... after 10 mins another air hostess brought empty trash bag and collecting already finished tins..... she came near me and said  ''soda tins" i woke up from sleep and put my hand in trash bag and  took one coke ....the air hostess was telling " they are not good" ....... as it was my first day i did not understood english........ but i took one tin...... then the airs hostess and all felllow passengers burst in luaghs....

 

Nenu oka room lo unde vadini

3 months temp accomodation, vadi family india vellagane nannu pettukunnadu temp ki 

aa place lo dorakadame kastam so adjust aiepoyaaa

first lo sharing lo cooking annadu oka anna

naa tho 5 days ki saripoyee curries cheinche vadu

lekha petti mari roti cheinche cadu

daily 2 roti ee tinali

lunch lo 2 diner ki 2 annadu

 

oka roju market basket lo dollar lo 12 donuts konnadu

fridge meeda petadu

adi venakaki padipoindi

aa roju nenu NH to NJ drive velli ade roju vatcha

total 8 hrs drive 

alsipoie padukunna

night 11 ki lepi

donuts levu tinnava annadu

ledu anna pedda scene cheshadu

morning chusthe fridge venaka unayee

serious ga naa food godava nadi nenu seperate ga cheshukunta ani cheppa

bath room lo mats kuda tesesevadu padaipothayee ani

daily vatchi naa room check cheshe vadu

navanni vadukune vadu

pedda psyco types

daily nenu vaditho mataladi ani oka tokkalo condition

vastavu tintavu nee room loki velthavu idi illa hotel aa ane vadu

matladalante naaku chirakotchedi 

3 months lo 170 pounds nunchi 130 pounds ayya

 

Nenu MA lo unnapudu oka roommate unde vadu

US ki vatchi 5 yrs aiendi kani emi teliyadu candidate ki 

balcony lo underwear arese vadu

memu second floor kinda vallu leasing offic eki chepparu

ekkadainaa tella pilla manchiga kanipiste alane chushe vadu

vallau titte varaku

oka sari oka 10 yrs kid, edi ni chushi u r black bugger ani thitadu

manodu gandhigiri ki velli

thx u annadu

 

pakkana unna nallodu maa odini 

"see bro they treate US like that annadu"

nenu kuda unna akkada

che ee nallodu manalni kuda valla lo kalipesadu anukunna  !q# !q# !q#

night padukune mundu ponds powder bed meeda full ga kottukuevadu

maa room ee range lo padaindi ante 1 yrs lo

memu vacate chese tappudu maaku $800 fine esaru

Nenu dorms;o untunnanu...One month back , na roomlo okadu unnadu... Separate cooking..Okaroju, nenu vadu kitchenlo vandukuntunnanm... Vadi daggara 2 days back annam(rice) undhi...Danitho yedho start cheyadam start chesadu...nenu observe chesthunna.. Manakemains use avuthundha ani chusthunna...

Guys meeku kuda use avuthundhi ee process..

Process is here:

1. Put some water in a vessel. Put already boiled rice in water and then boil again Udakapettina annanni, malli waterlo vesi udakabettadam yemito naku ardham kaledhu...

2. Take some cabbage pieces and then boil inthat rice.

Ika na valla kaledhu...aa cabbage, rice smellki kadupulo pegulu kuda bayataku vachela unnayi...Dormslo chinkis bayataku vachi, banda bhuthulu thittadam modalu pettaru...

 

ma room lo okadu unadu..

vammo..

vadu underwear meda kuda peru(tag) rasukunadu.india nunchi vachetapudu kutinchukoni vachadu..

MS lo ma kinda apt lo okadu vundevadu, vadante janalaki hadal  Chicken curry ante vadu water boil chesi chicken vesi uppu karam vesi ayipoyindhi ane vadu.

E madyane inkodu tagiladu ma friend gadi roomate, vadu rojuki only 6-7 times tintadu inthaka mundhi 8 times tinevadu anta  @3$%, shopping ki velthe anitiki prices gurthu petukuni billing chesevaalaki chepthu vuntadu  okko sari restroom lo ki velli flush cheyakunda vachestadu pysch gadu adigithe marchipoya antadu anta 

 

nenu dorms ki rakamundhu  bayata oka apartmentlo friends tho undevadini... Vallallo okadi peru Sandeep...Veedu  matram separatega vandukunevadu.. Maku jobs levu aa timelo..Current bill baga vasthundani, only oka fridge matrame on chesevallam... (Peddadhi)..inko fridge vesevallam kadhu...Kani Sadeepgadu, vadu techukune milk(only this nothing else) bottle kosam oka fridge vesukunevadu...Vadu non-veg, onions thinevadu kadhu...Vegitable kuda techukodu...Everyday same Papad curry ...  Koni rojulu asalu yemee vandukunevadu kadhu...Just milk tagi padukunevadu... Apples techukuni, yevaru leni timelo bag open chesi thinevadu..

 

Maku ardham ayedhi kadhu...Okaroju , midnight rest roomki vellanu.... Vadu already rest roomlo unnadu...lock chesukovadam marichipoyadu...Kani vadu yem chesthunnado telusa? 

Apple thintunnadu in rest room...Naku thikka  den**ndhi,,, gattiga arichanu...memu neeku yala kanapaduthunnam ra ani gattiga arichanu...Vadu Yem cheppado telusa.... Roomie ki disturb cheyakudadhu anta.... 

MS lo ma kinda apt lo okadu vundevadu, vadante janalaki hadal  Chicken curry ante vadu water boil chesi chicken vesi uppu karam vesi ayipoyindhi ane vadu.

E madyane inkodu tagiladu ma friend gadi roomate, vadu rojuki only 6-7 times tintadu inthaka mundhi 8 times tinevadu anta  @3$%, shopping ki velthe anitiki prices gurthu petukuni billing chesevaalaki chepthu vuntadu  okko sari restroom lo ki velli flush cheyakunda vachestadu pysch gadu adigithe marchipoya antadu anta

 

mama, same ilanti panulu, ma dorms lo chinkee gallu chestharu mama...

1.  Chinkeelu Chiken alage thintaru...Waterlo boil chesukuni, daniki food color kalipi thintaru...No salt and pepper...

2.hinkeelu jobski vellaru...yeppudu chusina chinna pillalu ade games adukuntaru netlo...Game s bore kodithe, kotchenki vastharu...Naku ippatikee doubt yemitante, ..daylo 11 hours thintune untaru...kani size peragaru... sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink thinadanike puttaru anukunta...

3. Okadu Mana indian recenga 1 month back achadu india nundi.... Idhi highlight...Ma pakkaroomlo dhigadu...Dorms yela untayo telusuga...Common rest room...Vadu ayyaka yela flush cheyalo teliyaka, Vadu techukunna mug(from india...uju gadu) lo water theesukelli danilo posthunnadu....Nenu bayata brush chesukuntunna....adigani what happened ani...cheppadu...NAku   Vere rest roomki theesukelli chupincha...ila chey ani...

 

1. Room rent lo prathi okkaru 1 dollar yekkuva ivvali...(Yendhukante, thanu time theesukuni, owner kosam wait cesi money pay chesthundhi)...

2. Andharu kalise cooking chesukovali..No separate cooking (I dont know the reason)

3. Morning timelo no lights on

4. Laptops , after 11pm shut down chesi, Nidra povali( yendhukante, current bill thagginchukovali...aa timelo movies chusthe nidra poyevallaki disturbane)

5.  Roomloki friends rakudadhu...

6. Rest roomlo  20 minutes kanna ayekkuva undedhi kadhu...

7. Hot water yekkuva use cheyakudadhu...

8Inka gurthu levu..

 

PS: (Bracketslovi nenu mee kosam rasnavi)...Reasons ave cheppedhi... Pakka roomlo unde memu , roju avi chusi, oka range lo navvukunevallam...

 

ma room lo vadu okadu egg burji lo ketchup vesi chesadu

ma room andhatram 1 yr tittem vadiki pedda eppudu chesi vadilaga super vuntundhi ra 

nenu eppudu india lo kuda elage chesanu ani soll cheppi mari chesadu

 

a bayankaram mayna roo mate gurunchi cheputha....vadu arava batch ..i mean (chennai chapala batch)...us ki l1 visa meda vachadu....malla vadi age 31 vokkati..inka pelli kaledu....nenu e madhyalo ne room mara..unfortunate ga vedu thagiladu.....vedi shestalu cheputhe meru padi padi navutharu...alanti manshi vadu

general ga manam ekkada move ayna patha room lo ne padesi vastha i mean utencils ayna evi ayna..except my personal belongings , vedi room ki vachi room loo rest thesukuntunna..ratri 8.30 avuthundi thinta ani kuda adagadam ledu daridrudu..manaku koncham akali vesi kitchem room ki poyya....aythe koncham night ki annam pettava ani adiga vadini..vadu emo ne samanlu nuvu thechukovali..nenu emivvanu neku ani annadu....sare nenu weekend varaku thesukunta ani cheppa....ippatiki annam petu raaa..ante vokka chinna cup loo half pettuthunadu kakruthi nakoduku..arey atleast vokka glass anna petu raa..akali vesthundi ante..nuvu repatiki kuda thesukelthava ani aduguthunadu vadu......arey kadu ra babu dinner ke raa ante..antha thintava nuvu antunadu vadu....vadini emanalo naku aythe ardham kaledu......atlast 1 cup peti repatinunchi aythe nenu neku em ivalanu ani direct chepadu....vedini chuste manushulu ante ne bayama vestundi naku aythe..manishi ki vunna value thesesthunaru e lk na ******.....inko ka twist enti ante..bathroo loo tissue papers kuda separate anta.....thu veni amma anukunnna..bath roo loo tissue papers kuda separate aaa.....vamoooooo vedi pichi kunna pada anukunna.....inkoti enti ante.....appartent motham loo vokka dust bin kuda vundadhu intlo i mean restoom , kitchem hall ekkadi vokkati kuda petaledu, enduku ani aduguthe smell vasthadi anta......prati vokka china daniki atlast napkin paper ni kuda padayali ante bayataki poyi padayali.......vadi pisunari thananiki nenu thatukolekapothunna.......inko sari chennai na kodukuloo tho vundadhu ani decide aypoyya......idi just trailer lantidi ..vadi gurunchi pustha rayavatchu....anthati mahanubagudu vadu

 

maa room lo okadu undevadu vadini midanam anevallam..

vadu okasari pakka roomlo maa friend(bandodu) bf choostuu kottukuntunte choosi melliga nannu pilichi vadu eam chestunnadu ani adigaduuuuu.........

appudu naku eam cheppaloo teliyaleee......

okka nimisham shock tini..... ila expression ichhi nenu jump ipoyaaa.......

tarvata vere vallani kooda adigadanta marusati roju maa bandodi paristiti

 

inkokati.. vadi laptop lo eppudu oka cinema chudadu, vadi laptop lo oka pata kud apetukodu. 

memu movie chustu unte vachi pakana kurchoni chustadu. madhya lo emina aputhe  titevadu. maku kopam vachi ne laptop chudavachu kada ra. ammo nenu chudanu.. virus vastadi...

 

and songs petukuna movies petukuna mind disturb avuthadi.. download cheste virus vastadi.

 

how to make a egg curry

1. oil vedi kakamunde avalu jilakara vesi. ulipayalu vesi avi kuda oka 10min ala ala veyinchi water posi andhulo eggs pagala koti vesi uppu karam vesi oka 20min mutha petu.

egg curry is ready

 

Maa dorms lo, restroomski(to take bath) just curtains untayi anthe...adhi theesthe, manaki darsanam anthe....Memu chala jagrathaga currtains close chesi, sideki unna hookski thagisthamu...kani ee Chinkee na ko**kulu , asalu curtains vesukoru mama... !q# !q# yeppudaina job undi, podhunne lechi snanam cheyadaniki velithe, vallu bare bodiestho darsanam istharu ...anthe ika aa roju  !q# !q# 

 

Mid night toiletki velithe, chinkee gallu , okari bochu okaru cut chesukunta unataru,,,,hesukunte no problem...Body meedha nulu pogu lekunda untaru mama...

 

osaari ma Junior gadu US vachina kothalo maa apts ki daggarlo unna Burger King ki nadchukuntu velladu night time lo, only Drive-Thru matram unde so vadu Cars madhyalo linelo nilchuni Window daggara order chestunde,,,,,,, Kallu di undi you need to hve a car to order ani chepte manodu daanitho pedda godava Car lekunte endi enduku order teeskovu ani, adi ikkadnunchi vellakapothe I will shoot your fcuking head-off andi antaa

 

this is my friend(s) experience who worked @ Desi Store...

Oka aunty store lo vegetables section lo Onions pottu teesi bag lo vestundi... store owner vachi.. entandi onions pottu teestunaru Onions padayyaya ante she replied :

"Pottu baruvu kadandi anduke teestuna" 

 

ma roomate kottaga blackberry konnadu

 

first week lo restaurant lo pani chestu fone water lo pades kunnadu

 

emi ardam kaka vadu microwave 5 minute heat chesi , adi open chesi andulo pettadu

 

enduku ra ala pettav ante...vadu ela annadu microwave heat ekkutadi kada appudu fone andulo pedute fone aruthadi ani pettadanta

 

nenu vachina kottallo okasari bus venaka door nunchi ekkanu pend tho kalisi sSc_hiding2

lopala conductor vastademo ani eduru chusamu .. raledu sCo_hmmthink

oho aha pree pree pree anamata ikkada busses anukunna

intiki velli seniors ki chepte dorikitey bokkalo tostaru ala cheyyakudadu annaru 

 

VA vachina kotha lo oka room lo diga ..motham 4 mems vundey valluu..

 

first day night room ke velaganeyy rice vundi tinu anaru..apatikey full ga akali vesta vundey sariki sarey ani chepi poyi plate lo petukoni ,,, glass lo water petukoni techukunnaa.. elopu edaru vacharuu okadu plate nadi ani enkokadu glass nadi ani 2 patukupoyaru..    apatikapudu bayatiki velli palte konuku techukoni tinna  

 

enkokadu emo apatlo 2 days na phone leka vadini oka sari ph evaraa frend ke call cheyali urgent gaa antey ledu mama ekuva sepu matlditey charging sarig work cheyatlledu anadu  

 

Nenu US ki vachina 2 days ki jarigindhi ee incident.... vachina next day bayataki raaledhu, 2 days tharvatha naa kanna mundhu vachina athanu(pedhayana) padandra bayataki mee tho bank accounts open cheyistha ani Bank of America ki theesukelladu........

 

I was carrying travelers checks with me and a DD for tuition fee.....So, bank account open chesanu and teller adigindhi, "Do you want all your traveler check amount to be deposited" ani.....kotha kadha room advance, rent inka karchulu untay ani 2k cash kaavali ani adiga.....while she was counting money(anni $100 bills count chesthundhi, $100 antey pocket laavu ga kanabadthundhi, risk endhuku ani), i asked her " Can you please give me $500 notes" ani anna.......appudu adhi SORRY?? andhi....nenu vinabadaledhu emo anukoni......"$500 note, $500 note" anna...(appudu note ni ikkada bill antaru ani theleedhu).....still adhi sir andhi.......naaku appatiki velagaledhu......dabbulu theesukoni bayataki vachi, akkada unna anna tho chepthe.....ikkada  $100 e maximum thammudu ani cheppadu.....Baaga  navvukunna appudu...

 

nenu US ochaaka rakarakala manushulni choosa, India ki velthe karchu avuthundhi ani 5yrs ga US lo ne undevallani, Parents call chesthe karchu avvuddi ani month ki okasaari intiki ph chese vallani, US citizenship kosam ikkada pillalni kani, ikkada penchithe karchu ani India pampina vallani, Pelli cheskunna MBBS ammai ikkadakochaaka Steps clear cheyyaledhu, airport lo odhilesonollani ----------inka comedy versions kooda choosa Under wear ni wash tub lo uthiki rest room lo aaresinollani (vallaki unnave rendu okati onti meedha, rendu dhandem meedha), McDonalds ki velli ketchup packets techukoni tomato pachadi cheskunnollani, nenu salvation kosam esthunna battalni endhuku vere vallaki ivvadam enduku memu use cheskuntaam ani teeskunnavallani, gaddam geeskunte trimmer paadu avvuddi ani lighter tho ventrukalni kaalchunna vaadini (monne e daarunam choosa, maa guest lo oka sardar ji gaadu) , adhi choosi  okaavida undhi own consultancy undhi, pellam okachota, mogudu oka chota working, consultancy undi vere vere places lo work chesthunnaru, 8 yrs ga aamekunna 8 jathala battalne use chesthundhii 

 

-5years ki inni goraalu choosa, inka enni choodalo 

 

bill ni cheque anali ani kuda 1 yr ki kani alavatu avvaledu... prati sari ekkadikanna bayatiki vellinappudu can i get my bill ante... dabbulu return ivvamantunnanu emo anukune vallu... ado type ga chuste.. lechelli bill card geeku ante.. edo card geekesi pampinche vallu... taravata gurtukochedi cheque anali kada ani.

 

Nenu oka Report raayochu naa experience tho.... ITEMS NI CHUSAA NENU...

 

-- Early morning (11am) ki class ki vella leka drop chesi , probate aina candidates

-- Tissues open cheyyadaniki badhakam vesi direct TAP kinda cleaning 

-- Seat cover vetha kunda Pissing ppl

-- Groceries thesku raagane(10 kinds of vegetables and all non-veg) Pappu chesi (frozen items anni 6hrs lo khaali chese vallu)

-- Amway mathu lo Animals la behave cheyyadam

-- Poti annatlu Groceries finish cheyyadam - 6 eggs tho omlette with 4 tortillas (30min after lunch)

-- Thaagi , fight chesi kotha laptop (2days old) ni two pieces chesi, okadni thosthe vaadu kathi mida padi hand injury ($1000 bill)

-- Thella pori tho padukovadaaniki adda myna panulu, drama lu...

-- Nadumu kuda vancharu baboi......

 

1) Maa roommate Trimmer tho vaadi gundu vaade geeskovadam naaku eerpadina 1st psychic disorder

 

2) Battalu Uthukkodaniki Intlo Washer kanapadakapoyeesariki...kaneesam ekkada untayo kuda adagakunda...Bath tub lo RIN sub vesi subbaram ga battalu uttukovadam chusi ....2nd psychic Disorder ki loonayyanu

 

3) Sorakayani...Peel cheyyakunda alagee cut chesi ....Onions lo sorakayamukkalu vesi fry chesina Ghanudu Vaaadu.....ideee naku vadini chusaka eerpadina 3rd psychic Disorder

 

4) maa kitchen lo cockroaches undevi..... Deep friz lo chaala rojulu oka dabba undedi..oka roju asalu indulo emunnaya ani mutha teesi chuste andulo 5 cockroaches unnaiii...evadraa ee pani chesindi ante....Nene maastaruuu meeru undadi cheptha...ila cheste kaani veetiki buddi raadu ani cheppina vaadini chusii..neenu poooorthiga pichodini ayepoyanu

 

Mana DB lo jagadam USA ki ragane Univ daggara apartments lo oka semester munde vachina valla unit lo accomodation dorikindi... that guy is a muslim !! oka month ayyaka Jagadam ni pilichi.. "garam paani hona toh kya karna ?" annadu

 

maanchi winter bayata snow, -ve's lo temperature, vaadu appude lab nundi ochi, sokka vippesi, full AC petti enti maastaaru intha ubbaristhundhi anevaadu

 madhya rathri sudden ga lechiii cheee deenemma ani shirt vippi visirikottevadu..!!!ayyagarikiiii Peak winter lo Udakaposediii room lo

 

Konnallu ala kaala Gharbam gadichidni.....

 

Neenu Room maaripoyanu...

Mana Banthi Baa ki Job vachi vere uuru vellipoyaduu

 

Appudu Kotta room lo inko Item Raaja tagiladu

 

Vaadu oka roju vanta cheyyaraaa  anicheppi neenu Asusual ga laptop lo LAN games adukuntunnanu...Baaga aakalesi thindam ani kitchen loki velli chusanu...!!!!

 

Shock ki gurayyina neenu...Entra Prasaduu idi ani adiganu...em leduu Birakaya Pachadi cheddam ani Blender lo vesanu  ..blender pani cheyyatledu sarle Curry andariki sarepodu ani ..Potlakaya kuda kalipaanu ani cheppadu

Chi Chi Chi idi itla vandaru raaa ani visukkunannu...vaadu appudu andulo nunchi...potlakaaya mukkalu eeri pakka bowl lo vesi ...ippudu thinu idi beerakaya kura...idi potlakaya kura...ivala  2 curries chesanu.....naaku next cooking turn ledu ani eguruthu vellipoyadu...

alaa kaaala gharbam gadichindiii....vaadi pichiii kuda alagee baaga mudiripoyindii...appudu anukoni sanghatana okati jarigindi...

maa kharma kaali vaadu Ebay lo account create cheskunnadu..... Free ga ee vastuvu vachina vadelevaadu kaadu...!!! Road la meda Lab nunchi vastu konni erukuni vachevaadu

Errra bootlu , ......Plain Shirts paina vaadi pen tho vaade Foot ballplayers  peeerlu raaskovadam laanti panulu kuda start cheesesaduu...

enduku railanti panulu chestunnav ante.... eemundii maaastaaruuu.....vaadu ayete 60$ ki ammutadu ....ade 10$ shirt meda maname perlu raaseskunte pollaaaa...

-Oka roju vaadi vanta turn aithe, fridge lo unna french fries teesi bowl vesi, water posi, micro wave lo pettadu-----oka 10 mins tharuvaatha teesi, already fry avuthunna oil lo e fries mash chesi andhulo vesaadu--------idhi antha observe chesthunna nenu, em chesthunnav babu ani adigaaa, emundhi mastaaru intlo potatoes ayeepoyayee, elago e fries kooda potatoes thone kadha chesthaaru andhuke ivi vaadesaa ani, aa mashed potato lo uppu kaaram challi daaniki potato curry ani peru pettadu nayanoooooooo ----adhi choosina naaku vanta ante virakthi vesi aa roju taco poyee thini ochaa----aa tharuvaatha nundi vaati vantalaki bali kaakudadhu ani decide ayee separate cooking start cheskunna andhuke, gurthundhaa neeeku--------vaadi turn roju avi bharinchaleka, nuvvu nenu vandina curries thinevaadivi

vaadu oka sare potato curry lo vesina pasupu ki naa cheyyi antha yelllow ga ayepote...andaru nannu jaundice patient anukunnaru

 

ivanni choosthunte naa vanta gurthuku vasthondi.............o sari nenu ikkadiki vachchina kottalo chicken drum sticks vandudamani attempt chesa...........2 hrs lo chesi class ki vella. Vachchesariki maa valla face choodali. Raw chicken lane undi adi. Emi vandano endo. O 4 days thittukunnaru. Nannu aa room lo pettinodiki call chesi vaadini thittaru.

 

Inko incident ee madye recent ga aindi...turkey chesa wrst unde . Weird taste. So eggs kotti salt vesa. Uppu ekkuvaindi. So lassi posa andulo. Inka wrst aindi. Ila o 2 hrs kashtapaddaka. Ila kaadani padesi biryani techcha bayatiki velli.

 

cutting ki vella... inka edo try cheddam ani pedicure ante cheyinchukunna bill emo 48.91 vesindi... inka gurtu... sare do u wanna give any tip ante... manam India gurtu techukuni round figure 50$ chesukomma anna (Indian currency lo more than 50 rupee istunna kada ani)... adi WHAT andi... naku ardham kaledu.... taravata adi gurtochinappudalla ippudu em chesavra ani navvukunta..

 

inkokati ayyindi... idi ikkada vunna andariki ayye vuntundi... nenu kottaga vachinappudu univ rec ki badminton adadam ani vellam.... akkada birdie kavali maku... maa vadu nallaga vuntadu parigettukuntu velli.... " can i get a cock?" ani tella porini adigadu.... adi oka disgusting look ichi velli poyindi... velli chinki ammayilani adigadu pakkana... vaallu what? ani malli adigi malli annaka navvutunnaru... maa seniors emo ekkada tannulu padatayo ani dooram gane nunchukunnaru... ammayilu avute cinema chustunnaru vadu adugutunte... kottaga vachina inko 3 vellaru cock cock anukuntu... vallu bhayapaddaru... inka chetilo cock lakkuni idi cock ani chupistunnaru... vaallemo navvi.. oooo shuttle... ani icharu... taravata nenu dooram lo vunte vachi adigi appudu cheppa birdie antaru ani... 

aa senior ammayilu telisi kuda aa roju telinattu pakkane vundi chustunnaru okkati pikalani anipinchindi..

Naaku oka daridrudu dorikaadu. Vaadidhi Jharkhand. Asalu adavi manishulu vaadini chusi siggutho chacchipothaayanukunta

 

1. Vaadu prapanchamulo vaadikante best cook evadu ledu ani vaadi feeling. Theory mottham chepthaadu and by the time he starts cooking he drinks so much and he looses control on what he is doing. Final ga kaneesam chicken udakaka munde sagam boil ayina daanini taste chusthu ave fingers aa curry lo petti malli gravy taste chusthaadu. adi chusi naaku vomit avuthundi and entha greed ante he eats 80 percent of it and still wants more.

 

2. Almost he eats every moving object known to mankind and adi raw ga undagaane thintaadu lamdi koduku. Asalu raakshasudini live ga chusina first time only after seeing them first time in Ramayanam serial 

 

3. Rice ayina tharavaatha, Ganjini teesi vaadu store room lo room temperature lo 1 week pedithe edo rice wine tayaaravathadi ani experiment chesi nannu thaaga manevaadu. Daantlo live ga naaku fungus kana padedi. But still he says it is the best wine in the world and he keeps drinking.

 

4. Vaadu oka flute vaayisthaadu, evado india lo UP lo unna guruji nunchi nerchukunnadu anta. Naaku intlo entha pedda torture ante vaadi flute vina leka thalani godaku esi kottukunevaadini. endukante raathri 1 ki start chesevaadu chinni kishnudu.

 

5. H1B meeda last 6 months pay stubs levu, valla employer thoni godava, asalu undo revoke ayindo teliyadu, full time ki apply chestaadu and they reject because no pay stubs but still he talks arrogantly and says he will manage. Asalu vaadu eppudooo illegal ayyadu but vaadi dairyam endo naaku artham kaadu

 

6. Okate cheddi and oka shirt motham 1 month esukuntaadu. Undilu uthiki hall lo vesthaadu. Aa shirt and chaddi kampu thattukoleka memu maa laundry card icchi uthukommante vaadiki akkada varaku nadichi washing ki veyyalante baddakam.

 

7. Vaadi pelli kaaledu and he is 34 and oka ammayi valla relatives lo friend veediki. Full thaagi aa ammayiki phone chesthaadu vela paala lekunda. And addamayana vanni vaaguthaadu, paapam aa ammayi veedini etla thattukuntundo emo

 

8. Bathroom lo vaadiki cigarette kottande Kaaryam kaadu. Mothham bathroom antha addamaina poga kampu. Maakaithe mabbulolo enter ayinattu anipisthundi. Adokkate kaadu bathroom lo laptop pettukoni minimum 1.5 hr (UP lo lafoot kawwali songs. Altaf raza type) songs pettukoni mammalni saava kodthaadu sound bayataku vinapadelaa.

 

9. Asale H1B status ledu and he drinks almost everyday and wakes up in the afternoon around 12:00 PM and doesn't even bother to take or looks what calls have come or what to return back.

 

10. Inkoka katharnaak pani emitante nenu and 1 more roomie bayataki vellamu and this fellow drank so much that he forgot to switch of the stove and cooker was on and he locked the door from inside. Memu arichi door lu kotti phonelo chesi entha lepina levaledu antha matthulo unnadu. Maaku tension perigi poyi last ki apartment courtesy officer ki chesthe vaadu vacchi teesi poyaadu. My other roomie who was with me almost asked him to get out of the apartment on the same night due to his behavior.

 

11. Asalu room lo ememi unnayo vaadu eppudu pattinchukodu. Okasaari Bathroom tissues ayipothunnayi ani vaadiki telisi kuda lite teesukoni direct ga hand vaadi (pakkaku oka bottle pettukoni) and ade chethitho inka bathroom lo emi raccha chesaado aa devudike telusu.

 

inka chaala daarunaalu unnayi but can't type more. Luckily i moved now to California and out of that Texas chainsaw massacre.

 

Nenu vellina 1 year tharvatha....evaro indian stundents maa university ki vastunnaru...please receive chesukora ante...nenu maa roommate vellam....

 

okkadu ani chepte....akkada mugguru vunnaru...entra meeru kooda same universitya ante yes annaru...mari....enduku mail cheyaledu...ante...thelvadu ani ante....sare le ani...inko friend ni rammani...wait chesi....vallani maa room ke teesukellam...inka evaru vaddu ante...

 

sare morning class ki vellalani....adaavidiga rest room door open cheyagaane...dharigram choodalsi vachindi....

 

aa muggurilo okadu....camod meeda rendu kaallu petto paina koorchooni vunnadu...edava door kooda vesukoledu...

 

chi chi ani...vaaadu vachaka....adem koorocham raa...ayina at least door lock chesukovachu kadara ante....

anna adi ela lock cheyalo thelvaledu....and india alaavaatulo alaa koorchunna annadu....

 

Maa frd okkadu H1 vallatho vunde vadu....eddu master chesadu... so H1 from india nuchi vachina vallu chaalaaa lekka vestharu so aa room lo vedithoti kalipi 5 members vunde vallu and daily evvadi vanta valladhi so timing iche vallu....and daily 5 curries vundeve... by any chance nuvvu vadi curry vesukunavu anukoo weekend lopu okka bill vachedhi nuvvu naa curry vesukuna so edhi bill anivadu....

 

I will tell one experience. Nenu US vachina next sem juniors vaste pick chesukodaniki vellamu tavata they took apartment which was opp to our apt. Vallu vachina 2 months ki urgent ga rest room ki vellalsi vachindi. Ma room key marchipoyanu and it was locked so i ran into their bathroom and i had to go to poo poo. teera chuste bathroom tissues levu. Arichi tissue roll ivvamani adigite they said they dont have them. Kharma anukoni bayatiki vacha water to kanichesi. that day walmart ki velthu i asked if they want me to get bathroom tissues appudu vallu enduku mama akkarledu annaru. Adenti levu annaru kada ante we dont use broom and kitchen tissues avi chala expensive annaru. kitchen tissues ok but broom lekunda ala ani adugute india lo 21 yrs broom tissues tone perigama annnaru. appude kadu adi naku ippudu shock aey. they told me they use tub. this is the weirdest thing i saw. 

 

 

one more exp is paisalu waste ani ma roomate okadu underwears tub lo rin to wash chesukune vallu. poni ventane utukoni aresukunna anukovachu avi water lo 1 week nana betti eppudo utikevallu e 1 week bathroom motham kampu kottedi

 

Maa vaadu okadu Manchi Company lo Manchi Job Plus very talented... kakapothe pisinari...

 

Poddune Pulihora chesukuni theatre kelle vaadu.... Okka ticket meeeda 4 or 5 movies choosi vochevaadu.... Naaaku konchem close eeee... inka adi thelisi intiki raagane esukunna... picha kuntloda endira aa pani ani.... tharvatha lite theesukunna vaadi dabbulu vaadistam ani.... Kakapothe naa daggara dabbulekapothe help chesevaadule..

 

maa friend room lo oka tamil oodu undey vaadu, aah roju vanta vaadidi nenu appudey vella 7:30 pm ki akkadiki mana tamilodu acbbage baaga cut chesi cooker ni lo petti bayataki poyaadu, 8:30 ayindi 9:30 ayindi inka raledu vaadu 10 ki vachaadu. mavaadu adigaadu vanta ayindaa antey 2 mins annadu. Em chestaada 2 mins lo anukunna aah cooker mootha teesi konchem uppu kaaram esesi ready annadu vedemma jeevetam ankuni bayataki poyaam

 

nenu chusina heights. ee batch antha India nundi short term meedha projects ki vachina vallu.. naa karma khaali aa desi company ki join ayya.. US lo

 

1. room lo 3 (all tamils except me) members unte.. evadi bathroom roll vaadu lopaliki theesukelli pani ayyaka.. suitcase lo pettukovatam. ee daridram choodalekha, I bought rolls and donated to the room. 

 

2. eggs paina evadi peru .. vaadu raasukovatam..

 

3. maa friend vachaadu.. naa kosam. Tamil vaadu TV chusthunte.. NFL score okka saari chusthaa, remote ivvu bhayya ante..  nenu TV chusthunna annadu.. vaadiki khaalindhi..

 

India nundi.. appude US vachaa (nenu india lo already worked).. maa consulting company vaadu.. nannu oka apartment lo set chesaadu Atlanta lo. Nenu US ki kotta, naa room-mate gaadu (maha rashtra vaadu) already US lo MS chesi.. fresh gaa dhigaadu training ki.. naaku konni tricks and tips cheppadu..

 

1. Fresh gaa US lo dhigaa kadha.. cigarette kosam.. thiragani chotu ledhu.... chivarki.. cinema theater bayata kuda choosa.. kaani dhorakale.. maa roomie gaadu gas station lo untaayi ani cheppadu.. gas station ante enti ani adigaa? appudu vaadu naaku devudu laa anipinchaadu..

 

2. Melligaa vaaditho parichayam, vaadi tips .. life oka vaaram gadichindhi.. appudu maa room lo, no internet, no TV and only one land line. Evening 11:00 PM ki podukunte.. evado thalupu kottaadu.. India lo laagaa.. velli casual gaa door theesa...

 

Door open cheyya gaane.. police lu.. naaku pichalu pack.. atu itu.. choosthe.. room mate gaadu balcony lo cigarette thaaguthu, oka chethi lo phone maatlaaduthu door daggarki vachaadu.. Vachi.. police nu chusi.. phone lo malli chesthaa ani cheppaadu..

 

basical gaa complaint enti ante.. kinda apartment vaallu complaint ichaaru anta.. veedu phone lo loud gaa maatlaadu thunnnaru ani..

 

Police simple gaa warning ichi vellaaru.. vaallu vella gaane.. veedu naaku malli geeta paaraayanam chesaadu.. Ivanni ikkada maamule.. naayana ani.. Sare kaabosu ani.. vaadu cheppindhi vini podukunna...

 

3. Nenu India lo eppudu vanta cheyya ledhu.. he said, he cooks well... because he did MS here. Sare kadha ani Omlet chesthaa annaadu.. nenu ok ani.. onions tharigi, eggs kalipi anni ichi vere room lo friend tho phone maatlaaduthunte.. sudden gaa kitchen lo mantalu..

 

matter enti ante.. veedu poyyi meedha oil pettese.. inko line lo.. "Hello Sanya ani..." 30 mins jump.. ee loga.. fire alarm, mantalu etc..

 

Nenu america ki kooto, leka pothe mantalu chusi bayam vesi.. edho aarpataaniki try chesthunte.. vaadu.. relax gaa.. light theesuko.. ivanni ikkada maamule annaadu.. naaku mind okka saari block ayyindhi..

 

 

4. room lo iddarame kaabatti.. separate bath rooms undevi.. Oka saari veedu naa bath room vaadukuntaanu.. annadu... sare anna.. Vaadi bath room emaindho.. pani chesi vachaka cheppadu..

 

vaadi bathroom mottam yellow color lo undhi.. vaadu toilet lo cigarettes buds etc vesi.. adhi block ayi poyindhi..

alaa endhuku bayya.. chakkaga unchuko vachu gaa anna.. appudu naaku dimma thirige response ichaaadu..

 

Naaku ee tella vallatho.. mana penta kadiguthunte chudaali ante ishtam annaadu..

 

Matter enti ante, apartment service vallani pilisthe.. service people vasthaaru kadha adhi..

 

5. Vaadu room lo ne cigarette thaage vaadu.. thaagi carpet meeda butts vesi.. shoe tho thokke vaadu.. final gaa 5 months room lo unnandhuku apartment fine.. 1800$.

 

Employer kattaado ledho theleedhu.. but vaadi dhaggara baadhaadu ani vinnaa...

 

nenu chusindi cheptunna..its not an complaint..

 

okasari konni days L1 vallatho vunna ,valla office lo laundry kuda vuntundata...so vellu roju konni battalu office ki tesukelli akkada wash chesi techukunnevaru...apt lo coin washing vuntundi..

inka eve food kuda edo pedtarta..so office ayipoina akkadae kasepu vundi tinesi vachevallu..so nenu okkadine vandukunevadini mostly..

 

emo L1 kada ,dabbulu saripovatledemo anukkunna..

 

oka sari dallas lo karma gali oka L1 mida vachina vaditho room lo vunna vadi naku choopinchalu chukkalu inni anni kavu ...list ki konni chebutha..

 

1. vachina first day trash bag kosam illantha vethika ekkada kanipinchaledhu..vadu office nunchi vachaka trash bag ekkada vundi ani adiga vadu dhaniki kitchen lo oka pedha wlamart covers moota ippi idhe mana trash bag every day evening cover nindina tharuvatha trash bin lo padedham annadu..naku mind dobbindi..

 

2. sarle ani a coma lo nunchi baitaki vachi ..pata padi vodahm ani bath room ki vella akkada wipes levu..endi wipes levu ani digithe wipes endi nenu bathroom use chesina tharu vatha snanm chesi vastha..naku wipes alavatu levu ani cheppadu...naku 5 mins lo 2nd time mind block aindi

 

3. after one week desi groceries ki vellam samanlu thiskunnam except milk anni thisukunnadu...milk walmart lo thisukundham annadu,..ednhuku babai ikkada thisukundham anna vinakunda na car lo 5 miles drive cheindi walmart thisukelladu ...final ga price differnece is 50 cents..naku alla rojuku oka cinema choopinche vadu

 

4. ala konni rojulu anni set chesukunnaka(bought wipes and trash bags with my own money) oka roju castco podham annadu..endhuku ante choclates and wine bottles retrun ivvali annadu..sare ani thisukupoya..pothe akkada scan chesthe avi castco lo konnavi kavu...athram apukoleka adiga babi niku ivi ekkadivi ani..erri poo...k navvu navvukunta ma manager okadu new year ki gift ichadu elago nenu avi use cheyyaledhu kanisam 10 dollors anina vasthai ani try chesa annadu...

 

ila naku roju oka vichitramaina technies tho pichekinche vadu....manishi manchode kani guname gudistidhi ..vanni choosi jali padalo navvalo naku ardham ayyedhi kadhu...3 months vundi jump aipoya....

 

nenu chala cold place lo unta... naa roomate gadu bayata temperature 36 unapudu, lopala AC, heater mode lo kakunda, AC mode lo petti, 68f temperature set chesthaduu,

 

atta pani cheyadhu raa bai ante.... "niku telusa , naaku telusa, nenu MS ikkade chesina, nenu us lo 5 tears nunchi untunna.... AC etta pani chesthundhoo , nuvvu maku chepthava " anetoduuuu......

 

 

YSR puttina roju ki , vardhanthi ki , upavasam undetoduuuu and pandaga putaa pachi biriyani tine toduuuu.... kikikiki....

 

picha kula gajji nakodukuuuu ....hahaha

 

Mem US ki ochina 1st week lo oka friend gadu underwear balcony lo aaresthunde.....oka roju intiki koncham daggarlo nunchi chopper velthunde idhi gamaninchi inko friend gadu mazaak chedhaam ani serious ga "Arey evadanna balcony lo battalu aareshinraa...ikkada choppers lo nunchi kuda check chestharu" anangane eedu ventane bhayam tho uriki avi theeskochi lopala eshi inkepudu baita aareyyale

 

maa room lo oka tikka naa koduku unde vaadu .. ... room lo 5 memebers unde vallam ... andhulo 4 are frnds.. nenu kothaga vacha... night shifts avadam valla close avaleka poya.. 

 

valla frnd memu unde place ki vasthunadu .. vaadi accommodation kosam nannu bayataki pampinchadaniki plan vesaru ... Room lo 150 $ touch pad poyindhi ani drama stat chesadu ... Andhari rooms search chesthanu annadu ... search cheyamante adhi naa mentality kaadhu annadu ... 

 

roju office lo unte..call chesi nenu cops ki complaint chesthuna..complaint chesthuna ani sava dengevaadu ... oka saari naa G lo kaali .. 

nene COPS ki call chesi matter cheppa.. cop ki vaadi number itchanu..cop call chesi.. "It seems you have some problem at home , did you lost any valuable products at home " annadu anta ... 

 

vaadiki ucha paddayi ... last lo vade cheppesadu cops ki i found it.. im good now ani ... Mental lan*a koduku ....

 

naa roommate gaadu okadu unde vaadu..vaadu india lo full balisina party ayinaa US lo vaadi kakkurthi ki haddulu levu..

 

1. Vaadu india yearly once vellevadu..appudu gundu kottinchukuni vachevaadu..ikkada no hair cut..ponee ademina good lookingaa ante adi kooda kaadu..pichi pichi gaa undedi vaadu juttu..

 

2. Oka sari bayata picha snow padutondi..-ve lo undi tempp..nenu office nundi vachesariki vaadu intlo fish kadigi koora vandutunnadu..bhayankaramina vasana..bayata ki polenu, intlo undalenu..sachipoyaa..corridor lo 2-3 hrs undalsi vachindi..

 

3. vaadu room chaala darunanga unchevaadu..bed konte dabbulu waste ani..valla friend vadesina bed okati pattukochadu (till that time he used sleep on floor with just blanket for 5 weeks)..aa bed daridranga, attalu kattesi undi..

aa bed techina sariggaa 4-5 weeks ki intlo bed bugs vachayi..alaa ilaa kaadu..maa room mates (3 BHK 3 members) 3 days literrrrallly nidra poledu..  ..taruvata apartment vallaki complaint cheste..

vaallu maa intlo investigate cheyyadaniki $300, pakka illallo kooda vellipoyindemo ani investigate cheyyadaniki 4 houses each $300..and then pest control cheyyadaniki $500 ..ante total gaa $2000 daaka lakkunnaru maa daggara

 

Nenu Bangalore lo face chesina oka bhayankaramina manishi sangatulu chepta[/b]

 

 

1) Vadi salary 12 lacs. 5 Yrs Exp in Java

 

2) Vadu 3 yrs nundi oke towel chinigi poyyi vadi **** kanapadutunna marchadu. Oka sari ma roommate towel ni chair lonchi theesi hanger ki tagiliste enduku daniki tagilinchavu adi chinigethe ela annadu. 

3) Vadu mandu konukochukunte 2 peglu with out snacks vere vadu party isthe quarter tagutadu with non-veg adi malla vanikemo blenders pride vere valakki Royal Stag teesukura dabbulu endu waste ga karchupettadam antadu....

 

4) Intlo vallu phone cut cheste.Enduku cut chesaru. Nenu cut cheyyalena anavasranga 1 minute kakundane cut chesaru..30 paise waste ani 30 minutes tidatadu.

 

5) Socks 3 yrs industry..chinigi kampu dengutunnayi

 

6) Cheppulu 5 yrs industry. Hostel lo pani vadini pilichi kothaga vunnayi teesuko annadu..vadu kindi meediki chusi nuvve vunchuko annadu.

 

7) Oka sari vadu ma inko room mate chicken techukunnaru....pani pilla gadu vachi aa daridruni platelo 2 pieces teesukunnadu....taravta chudali vani asta daridram..ma room mate ki phone vachi bayatiki velthe atani platelo nunchi 2 pieces teesukoni vadi platelo vesukunnadu.

 

 

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8) Vadu nenu oka sari bus kosam wait chestunnam Volvo bus vachindi , endi ekkaledu ante manakenduku volvo, side sampadana vunte ekkuchu kani manam ekka galama annadu(As I said earlier vadi salary 12 lacs).

 

9) Chicken techukundam ani teesukonipotadu, teesukunna tarvata dikkulu chustu vuntadu manam dabbulu istam anna ashato.

 

10) Ma friend oka sari memory card iste viragottindu, kottadi ivvamante nenu adaga leduga nuvve naku ichavu nede tappu annadu. Papam ma friend ganiki job ledu ee daridra narayana gadu ma friend ki inko bokka pettindu.(Fight cheste half money 120 rupees ichindu)

 

11) Oka sari saloon ki hair cut kosam pothe shop atanu 50 rs teesukundu, andariki 40 aa tesukuntadu. Aa vishayam daridra narayana ganiki chepte varam rojulu nidra poledu sarigga. Andariki cheppi badapade vadu.

 

12) Vadi dagarra oka cap vundi 5 yrs industry, 1st company lo join ainappudu ichindru, ippatiki ade cap. White cap kasta brown cap ayyindi with vents(Bokkalu).

 

13) Vadi dagarra oka dokku PC vundedi..2002-03 time lodi..40GB HD 256 MB RAM, danni apple comp ni chusukunnanta sukumaramga chusukonevadu. Evaranna danni muttukunte endukala muttukuntavu karabithe ela, adigithe nenu pedataga ane vadu. Daniki malla Mandingo Maddantha password.

 

14) Vadu hostel owner to godavapadi food tinadam manesadu, outside mess lo oka one week tinna taravta vani burralo oka daridramaina idea veligindi adentante 15 rs petti bita rice techukonevadu, valla roommates to cheppi hostel lo curries teppinchetodu owner ki telavakunda vadi roomloki for free.

 

15) Evadanna bita tinoste nuvvu eroju hostel lo tinaledu kada ne food naku techivvu anetodu( Aa musti mudanastapu mundakoduku salary 12 lacs, emi cheshetodo a dabbulani?)

 

16) Vadu company change ayinapuudu manchi hike vochindi, maku vani gurinchi appatiki telavaka treat adigam, a dommari munda koduku 10 rs petti 10 mirchi bajjilu techi pandagachesukondi annadu.(Ma area lo oka mirchi bandi vundi 1 rupee ki 1 mirchi)

 

 

uk lo memu 4 members 3 bedroom flat lo undevallam 

 

btech lo maa junior gaadu anna mee oorike vastunna mba ki ante sare ani vadini kooda toosesa maa room lo ke 

 

vaadu 5ft ht and 120kgs wt untadu ...andaru full ga edipinche vallu vadini ..endukante vaadiki G antha baddakame 

 

rojuiki okallu vandali saturday vadiki icham, as per caste vadu vegeterian UK vachaka nonveg baaga alavatu ayyindi, sturday 

max pp veg kada ani vaadiki icham 

 

 

1) oka saturday nenu gym ki velli intiki raagane manchi chiken smell vastundi ee roju veg kada ani entira ee roju chicken chestunnav ante , anna pappu chestunna , nachatledu andukani chickem masala power vesa ka 2 spoons annadu 

 

2) inko saturday late ga lechi akali vestundi ani kitchen ki velthe ready ga rice and pappu undi.... hammaya anukoni plate lo pettukoni tintu unte pappu variety ga undi ..... nijam cheppara em chesav ante tomotoes veyyatam marchipoyanu anduke pappu ayipoyaka ok tin tomoto puri vesi mix chesa annadu 

 

3) bfast roju skip chestunna ani oka big nutella inka bread packet techukoni kitchen po petta , nxt day choosthe oka sppon ye undi danlo... emaindi ani adigithe night movie choosthu mottam tinesa anna annadu 

 

4) oka roju room lo party aithe vere frd baaga taagesi s#it kosam washroom ki velli akkada padipoyadu, andaram velli door gattiga knock chesthe atlane short pakkana padesi naduchukuntu velli room lo padukunnadu ...washroom antha kampu entra babu em ayyindi ra ani choothe vadu kindane kurchonnadu ...ee maa junior gadiki cheppam vadi pakkana padukovaddu ee rojuiki living lo paduko ante ...parledu anna endipoyi untadi annadu washroom lo ki velli choosi 

 

Naaku vanta sarigga raadhu US vachina kothalo. 

Oka saari Sambar chedham ani Dal + Tamrind cooker lo pettanu. Inkemundhi Dal eppatikee cook avvaledhu.

Tamrind maatram juice ayyindhi. Sarey le anukoni Sambar lo next procedure alaane continue chesaanu and finished cooking.

Final gaa maa roommates ki cheppanu...idhi 2 in 1 dish. Only rasam kaavaali ante..painunchi vesukondi... Sambar kaavaali ante kinda nunchi vesukondhi ani ... 

Gurthukochinappudalla.... navvaleka sacipoyevaadini.

 

idhi inko shoKing news....

natho paatu masters aipoyaka job ki training chesina ma batchmante gaadu okadu one year job ayina tarvata vaade next batches ki consultncy lo training ivvadam start sesaadu..  ..ento eedike sakkaga raadhu.... inka training em istado..KanJuuuuS saley gallu anukunna...

 

memu 5 mems apartment lo unde vallam .. okadiki enni saarlu cheppina ... tub bath chesthaadu ... tub looo water full gaa hot water fill chesukoni ..daanilo oka 1 hour padukuntaadu .... adhi dirty gaa untundhi vadhu raa anna vinaledhu ..

 

oka sari group lo unapudu discussion vachindhi ... inko roomate gaadu cheppadu ... vaadu number 2 ki velli ... tuduchukokunda.. mug teesukoni , bath tub lo kadukuntaanu ani ...

 

eedu parigettu kuntaa velli ee sari shower kindha 1 hour snaanam chesi vachadu .

 

Bangalore story vinnaka naku okadu yaad ochadu...vedidi false prestige badalu...Roommates kosam vetukutunte parichayam ayyadu maaku

 

College ekkada ra ante GITAM annadu

Vadu company lo iragatesesta ani sollu cheppevadu

ma room lo iddaram CAT prepare avtunnam appudu...oh nenu ivanni eppudo rasesa meru pilla bacha gallu I just missed IIM A & B admission annadu vadi maku devudu la kanipinchadu appudu

 

ila nadinchindi few weeks...nenu AP lo intiki vellinappudu Dad ni check up kosam ani pakka orulo multi speciality hospital ki vellam...

 

appudu gurtuku vachindi naaku...a kotta ga vachina roommate gadi father akkade pani chestunnaru ani...details kanukoni kaluddam ani vellam...general chit chat lo nenu GITAM kada vadi college anna kadu amma vadu ikkade RITAM annaru 

 

naku vadi cheppina sollu..mammalni erri pappalani chesina teeru gurtuku vachi anta gurtuku vachi lopala picha picha ga navvukunna 

Bangalore poyaka na other 2 friends ki cheppi vadu lenappudu vadi certificates tisi chusam...chuste CAT thussu....appudu chudali vadu as usual ga sodi cheppevadu maku nijam telisina vadu cheppevi vintu full entertain ayye vallam 

 

Bangalore lo unnappudu, okadu kotha gaa join ayyadu, for few weeks anu enter ayyadu room lo ki. Vaadu already married, relocated from Hyd to Bangalore. Temporary ani ante raanichaamu. 

Vaadu cheppe sollu..

1) Every year Himalayas ki velli akkada Aghoralatho kalisi poojalu chestaadu anta

2) First time Onsite(Canada ani gurthu) nunchi India ki return vachinappud...flight digina ventane... nela medha padukoni akkade bhoomini mudhu pettukunnadu anta (Indra movie scene)

3) Cricket aadetappudu.. mana vaadu bowling chesedhi..off spin. Oka saari bowl chesthe... Keeper cheyyi viridinghi anta... even keeper is wearing gloves.

4) Dinner cheyyataaniki daggaralo hotel ki velle vallamu. Ye ammayini choosinaa... nuvvu observe chesaavaa.. aa ammayi naaku kannu kottindhi ani ane vaadu.... sachipoyevallamu...

5) Jaatakam telusu ani.... vaadu jaatakam vaade cheppevaadu... in 2017 I will be king ane vaadu... Rajendra Prasad aa okkati adakku

 

ivi konni maatrame..

Idhi highlight... vaadu midnight sudden gaa lechi... edho language lo maatlaade vaadu....

Idhi bharinchaleka...night time ears cover chesukune vaadini.... monkey cap or edhi unte adhi...

Oka saari vaadi gola ekkuvayyi...paapam maa roommate ki ears cover chesukovataaniki edhi kanipinchaka...underwear ni talaku pettukunnadu .. nenu sachaanu navvaleka vaadi nethi medha underwear tho..

 

 

 

Nenu MS chestunnapudu oka Delhi vadu vundevadu vaadi sakalu antha intha kadhu

 

1. Eppudu room clean cheyyadu gani naku jhadu maar abey ane orders pass chesevadu

2. Oka sari party isthanu anni cheppi andharini hotel teesukuvelli pitre gadu split check annadu

3. Oka sari ma soaps chala fast ga aypothundevi endhuku ante vadu vadevadu, adigithe nenu soap konte paisal waste andhuke adhi kuda sharing annadu..

 

miru idhe choosaru ma room lo 2 anna thammullu unde varu jumbo personalities iddaru anna emo dieting ani ranch tagesevadu subway techukoni depp freez lo pettukoni microwave cheyakunda danni pressure cooker lo petti vessel vache antha varaku wait chese vadu oka vela vadu techukuna sub/sandwich evarina tintaru emo ani dbt tho ham/prok ani cheppe vadu oka sari ma frnd gadiki full akali vesi thini 10gadu choosthe adi veggie nti ra idhi ani vadni oka 2 times observation lo pettadu vadu cheppindi abaddam idi vadi kakkurthi idea room lo evarina kura chesthe ekkada malli veskodaniki undado ani anna thammullu iddaru kuda ginna lo 3/4th vesekune varu malli veskodanki vachi appude aipoinda ane varu vallatho chipotle ki velthe chachame oka sari 2 chicken bowls thini okati intiki techukune vallu

 

akkada e daridranni bharinchina naku kotha place lo malli chukka eduraindi em cheppali adi daridram aithe idhi nikrushtam

 

ikkada okadu unde vadu vadiki vanta oka range lo vachu ani vadi feeling e range lo ante oka roju pappu chestha annadu kandhi pappu badulu senaga pappu tho tomato pappu chesadu nenu baitaki poi vache sariki

 

night puta kick cinema lo raviteja gadi la padukone vadu emo ani na dbt eppudu vadi room lo ki tongi choodaledu

 

prathi raatri pedda sound tho faarn fettukone vadu ah sound ki naku mind thengedi

 

vadiki mandu ekkuva aithe inka avtala vallu chachare edo oka ammai random ga call chesi nenu niku nachana pelli cheskundama leka thappu cheddama ani adige vadu aina ah ammailu ela maatladae varo vaditho

 

oka sari adi pakka na adrushtam taagi dengi vaddu ra ante vinakunda car naduputha ani 2 time wrong way loki poyadu aroju fichhal cehthlo fattukoni kursuna

 

ma office la oka tamilodu manager gadunnadu vadu DBA team ki manager..vadu roju 9:45 or 10 ki osthadhu, vaddu andarni control lo petukovali ...ma DBA, gadi tho anadu nuvu roju 9:30 loppu office ravali anni...aa DBA gadu chinki gadu chala manchodu ...apudu aa chinki gaadi ki tikka dengi manager tho anadu..mari nuvu 9:30 lopu endhuku ravu ani...apudu aa tamilmunda koduku..nenu manager nenu epudiana ravachu anni anada...mental mundakoduku...

Edharu fulltime aee...year end review lo chinki gadiki chala bad reviews itchadhu...papam aa chinki gadu naku aa reviews chopinchadu.."did not meet the expectations anni" vadiki inka bonus kuda ranivakunda chesadu...lattkor lambdike langkodku..

 

Ekada matter enti ante, aa chinki gadu chala experienced, manager gadiki kanna vediki ekuva knowledge undhi...

Inka chinki gadu ee paaki mundakoduku bada barinchalekha veredegara job vethukoni velli poyadu....

 

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inko tamil manager gadu nanu hire cheskuna manager pyi poltics addi vaadini pyiki ranivakunda chesadu....vadu odli ipudu inko degara cheskuntunadhu.....

 

nanu hire cheskuna manager full thopu knowledge kani...calm manishi...manchodu...

 

nenu first time bus ekkudamani wait chestunte bus ochindi....raagane door open ai steps kindaki vachai automatic ga...odiyamma america keka anukuni ekkesa....driver d*ngu bayataki annadu....bayatakoste andaru wait chestunnaru....appudu oka desi porini adigite cheppindi....handicap vallu digutaru ....tarvata manam ekkali ani..

 

nenu masters chesetappudu 1 year tarvata seniors graduate ayi vellipoinataruvata, maa room ki mugguru kothaga masters cheyadaniki juniors

india nundi vacharu. oka roju nenu part time job chesi intiki vache sariki chicken cut chesi petti cooking start chestunnaru, enduko doubt

vachi velli choosa vallu chicken tho paatu chicken kinda unde paper(Meat Fluid absorbant cellulose pad) kuda cut chesi pettaru vandadaniki

 

naa first job lo unnapudu, maa apt pakkana iddaru telugu ladies unde vallu same company, vallantha badhakamaina ammailanu nenu intha varaku

choodaledhu. vallu sunday roju 6 different vegetables cut chesi, avi seperate ga boil chesukoni. oka pedda pan lo onions tomatoes masalas 

fry chesi, boil chesina 6 different vegetables lo sepearate ga kalipi 6 curries prepare chestaru. avi next saturday varaku daily oka curry tintaru. 

both office lo lunch ki and dinner ki. daily intiki vachi rice pettukuntaru anthe. paiga aa ammailu iddaru minimum 4yrs job experience n no job tensions 

evening 5:30 kalla office nunchi jump.

 

nenu gas station lo oka korea vaadi dagara part time chestundevadini, aa owner gaadu gas station bayata india lo number two ki velle position lo koorchoni ciggerate taagutadu.

customers choosi navvukune vallu veedu aina alane koorchoni taagutadu daily.

 

recent gaa water pattukodaniki naa tella tholu frnd tho vella ... wall greens ki vella.. akkada sambar gallu already water pattukuntunnaru .. nenu naa frnd wait chesthunam...

 

wal greens lo water nindi poina konni extra water vasthayi ... aa sambar gaadu .. walmart lo lemonade bottle untundhi kada.. aa bottle techukunnadu .. ee bottle ayipogane .. aa chinna bottle pettadu .. daani ninda water vasthe pattukoni velladu ..

 

idantha aa thella tholu frnd chusi ..ila annadu .. " you guys are amazing in saving water!!! "

 

ohh niku ala ardham ayindha .. nuvvu salla gundail babayya anukunna...

 

Naku California oka manishi intlo untunde, aa manishi wife India ki pothe nanu two months pettukunadu...manishi manchode kani vintha ga act chesthadu...

 

Vala community Okasari fire accident ayindhi Anta..so manishi koncham careful ga untunda..

 

 

 

Nenu hall lo kinda pandukuntunde..laptop nadhi epudu night antha on Chesi untunde, naku songs vintu padukovadam alavattu, so couple of times Poduna ledhu choose na laptops close Chesi untunde....so oka roju chepadu LAPTOP ATLA ON CHESI PADUKOKU ...LAPTOP HEAT KI CARPET OR SHEET KALIPOTHAYI EMO ENDHUKU OTCHINA RISK ANNI NENE ROJU NE LAPTOP CLOSE CHESTHUNNANU ANNI....

 

He is good man,helping nature kani itla vinthaga behave chesthadhi...

 

i would like to add some things to this list. very few are weird but still i would like to share the experiences which i found to be funny during the initial years of my US journey.

 

1) This incident happened to one of my Junior who also happens to work at the same gas station i was working at. He was in his first semester and after his shift at the gas station he was going back home. He was driving alone in his car without seat belt i guess so the police followed his car and took him to the shoulder lane. This guy took a while to stop his car after observing the police siren behind him.

 

instead of sitting in the driver seat until the cop arrived to his car , this guy opened his car door and walked down to the police car just like in india to find out wat the problem was. Cops thought this guy was coming to harm them and they immedialty pulled their guns.started yelling at him, asking him to fall to the ground with his face down towards the ground and put cuffs to his hand. 

 

he was later just given a ticket and left. but, this incident brought us few laughs.ma junior gadiki goraga pack aindi a incident tho.

 

2) as i was brought up in hyd, i never saw any kind of caste feeling in people around me. for the first time, i had direct contact with some guys who happened to be my roommates for a some period. this was in circle towers when i was working for a firm in reston,VA.

 

naku tagilina candidates, i think are from guntur and are obvisouly chowdaries and are hardcore fans of balayya. veelu general ga manchivale...but balayya ante chala pichi, caste feeling chala ekkuva...K partilu ani...kothaga evadana room lo kani bayata kani parichayam aithe vadu evado telika poina velli keliki matladam, vala group lo cherchukovadam lantivi chesevalu...

 

naku tagilina vadu oka roju full ga taagesi 11000$ tution fee vala intlo valu college kosam ani pampithe..motham casino lo petti odipoyi vachadu...

 

inko roju, room lo vere room mate cousin di evarido pittsburgh lo marriage ante...room lo andaram VA to pittsburgh drive chedam ani plan chesam....porapatuna nenu a ballaya fan ki , mama drive chala sepu undi bore kodutundi manchi songs emanna pendrive lo veyii. time pass avutundi ani cheppanu...

 

car ekkaka telisindi...vadu pen drive lo only 2 albums vesadu okati...samara simha reddy rendu narasimha naidu...naku fuse lu egirayi..mari intha abhimanam aa ani...a movies release ayi almost 10 years ayindi...veelu inka ave enjoi chestunnara ani...

 

Nenu present unna room lo oka Nizambad babu ni sulekha lo ad petti maree thiskunna.

 

Vadi eshaalu macchu ki konni...

Babu US vachi almost 6 yrs ayyindi... age around 30 untadi. eppati varaku car konale.. driving nerchukole.. learner apply cheyyi ante.. H1 document miss ayyindi ani 1yr ga chebuthnnadu.

Ma room kochina first day babuni curry vandamate... pappu chestha ani... tap lo vache hot hot water tho pappu lo water posi cooker lo pettadu.. enti vay edi ante? neek telida hot water esthe faffu quick ga cook avuthundi annadu.. 

 

Veedu nijam ga US vachi 6yrs ayyinda leka eppudue flight digaada anipinchindi. 

Inka room lo temprature 72F usual evaryna pettukonedi. Veediki matram 80F+ kavalanta.. evaryna 70+ pedithe evvaru chudani time lo malli 80+ chesthadu.. okkosari darunam ga ac off kuda chesthadu.. even outside is too hot.

 

Osari babu tho gas station kella.. gas koduthunna time lo nenu manual ga pump ni off chesthunte.. enti ela manual ga gas ni off cheyyacha ani adigadu..aa shock lonichi bytaki raadaniki 2 days pattindi.

Vaadu intlo use chese cheppals eppudu chappal stand lo pettadu.. hall ki center place lo pedathadu.. enti baasu ante... cheppal stand varaku evareltharu dude?? antadu.. veedu malli cricket ki gym ki every day velthadu..

Inka babu ki car ledukabatti, porapatuna walmart velthunnam vasthava ante... rup mani car lo kochi kuchuntadu.. walmart kellaka inka chukkale... dorakadu.. mottam thirigesthadu.. 1 hour ayyaka bytakosthadu. migatha roomies antha vadi kosam wait cheyyaali.

Inka babu bathroom lo chusthe mottam cosmetics untay.. morning time lo babu ready avvadaniki almost 1 hour paduthundi.. aa time lo room ki evvarini ranivadu. room lock cheskuni mirror mundu ready avthadu. 

 

Elante roommate evarikyna dorikada?

 

MS lo nenu 2nd sem lo unnapudu, 1sem lo okadu(student1) join ayyadu maa roomee.. vaadu join ayyaka inkokadu(student2) join ayyadu... theera chusthe modata join ayina vadiki rendovadu india lo kuda junioree..

 

1. eee student1 vadu, student2 ni, nannu nuvvu anna or sir alaliraa antadu, student2: pora pitri aneevadu... Roju adee godavaa

2. student2 kashtapadi oka pedda company lo inturn kottadu.., daaniki E student1 naaku cheppakundaa vellavu .. kaneesam okka mataina cheppochukada elaa position undi ani godavaa.. student2: nuvvu naku pellaniva anni cheppatanikee...

3. stdent1 tho yevaduu navvuthu matladakudadhu.. specially juniors.. adi telisi prathee junior kavalani kaliginchukoni matladuthu matladuthu navve vallu... student1 ki pichha kopamochhedi, class room lo gattiga arichesadu...

4. Oka roju student1 gadu oka mail post chesadu 2 days tharuvatha maa room ke vachhesindi.. ha ha... yentra antee vaadu indialo laga addresslu rasadu..

5. maavadu egg pressure cooker lo petti udikisthadu high - end technology usage.

6. modatlo toilet lo paper use cheyyatam nachhaledantaa, water use chesevadu.. maa restrooms mottham full wet ayyi, kinda floor loki water vachesthuntee appudu cheppadu ikkada tub bayata kallu kadukuntee yetelthayi water ani... anthe varaku maaku artham kaledu water yekkadi nunchi vasthundi ani.

7. t-mobile ni " t dash mobile" ani chadivevadu..

 

Nenu Bangalore lo unde apudu ma room mate unde vadu

 

Vadu Bathroom loki velithe 1hr - 1.30 hr, laptop with datacard patukuvelevadu.

 

Vadu daily Amway products gurinchi savagothadu.

 

Pelli ayindi Wife emo MBBS chestondi vedu B.com pass ayadu, wife ki money pampadu poni adi ayina ikada karchupedthada ante asalu ivadu.

 

naku 10K varuku dengesadu, vadi laptop ammi padadobutanu ante apudu ichadu mobile amesi money.

 

vadu rent pay chesevadu kadu owner gadu vadi luggage motham tiseskunadu idi July 2012 lo jargindi, vadu naku ivala phone chesi chepadu ivale money pay chesi luggage tiskuna ne Jeans okati na degara undipoyindi ani anadu... naku fuse out ayindi....

 

recent vina news aithe vadi wife divorce ki file chesindi vedi veshalu chusi, malli 2 years baby kuda manodiki..

 

naku jarigina incident:

 

kotha place lo job vaste accom kashtam mida client ki degarlo dorkindi chuste 3 unaru okadu telgu okad hindi okad tamil 2 rooms very small correct ga irukuga sardukovali chinna kitchen adi kuda walkin and very very small bathroom ela ante straight ga vellali adi position , first depression e kompa lo inta mandi ela unaru ani ideal for 2 ppl or 1 anthe...edokati le job imp kada ani sardukuni n8 edokati tini padkovachu ani subway kelli techkoni tini padkuna na roomie telugu gadu svu bapath. morning lecha 6 ki bathroom lo evdo unadu sare ani chusa atu itu tiriga half an hour ki baytikoste inkodu dooradu tamil odu endi ra ante na tym anadu vammo e na kodkulu sampese la unare ankuna inka biga pattukoni kurchunna next 7 ayindi na roomie gadu apde lechi oka serious look ichi bathroom door degra poyi nilabaddadu endi ra vidu ankuna tamil odu door ala open kuda sarigga cheyledu tanneskoni lopalkeladu vammo next telsindi okodu oko time anta sare kaniyandi ne yevva ankuna...discipline aa ante adi kadu o sari nen 7: 10 ki lechi chuste roomate gadu padkoni unde sare ani bathroom ella 2 mins lo dhaba dhaba ani talpul badhadu evadra lk ani aricha chirak lo manode sound ledu nen pani kanichi baytikocha vadi face red ga aipoyindi enti na tym lo eltav adi idi ani arichadu ne yemma lk ankuna e frustration anta o roju burst ayindi 8th day after joining there !!! 

 

kitchen episode : 

fridge lo oka carton coke cans unayi northie gadu techadu vadu wfh. dude drink anadu sare ani okati taga next day fridge open cheste em lev sare atle inko sari jargindi month end expenses chuste half half esi 10gad amma emunarra ankuna..(not just 10 bux)

 

inka na roomie gadu 8th day nen chesina racha tarvata matladatam manesadu manodki dl ledu apadke 3 years unad us lo driving bhi ata nahi. literally alantodni matram na life lo chudle. o sari chicken chesa ayindi ani just ala cheppa ante evaru rakundane vachi dhaba dhaba una curry lo almost half eskunadu endira nayana vedi karuvu ankuna. inko sari patel brothers lo lolli chesadu endi ra ani nen poyi chuste last tym okra padipoyinavi ichav ani return antunadu 1.50$ kosam 20 minutes argue chesadu venaka 20 mandi line tittani tittu titkoni undaru.

 

bathroom lo tissues lev em ra ante use water in bathtub anadu 

 

kitchen tissues aite asal lev oka cloth petti danne pindi pindi tipputunaru.

 

ninna oka experience... weird analo em analo matram telidu.... tappu pattadaniki naku logic avute kanapadaledu.... ninna night office lo oka desi couple intiki dinner ki piliste vellanu.... akkada already kontha mandi desis vunnaru kani naku parichayam ledu..... chala sarlu pilicharu ani velloddam ani vella..... intlo enter avvagane pedda sounds.... entole anukunna... koncham sepu ayyaka inka pedda sounds...... vere guests hall lone adukuntunnaru.... working day kada pani chesi chiraku meda vunduntaru, so enduku commit ayyaru anukuntunnaru emo, leka kottukuntunnaru emo koncham help chesi jump ayipoddam ani kitchen side vella... chuste calm gane cooked curries ni reheat chestunnaru.... enti aa sound ani adiga... dishwasher padayyindi, so utensils laundry washer lo wash chestunnam annaru.... mari taravata battalaki vasana vastundi kada ante... battalalo detergent vestam kada radule... malli softener vadatam manchi smell vuntundi ani annaru.... 

 

nenu tondaraga tinestanu, meru pilicharu ani vachanu ani cheppi akkada nundi 

 

2010 lo oka projct ki oka place lo unna and lived with roomates. Akkada oka abbai he joined a week after me and told me he has 8 yrs exp...appudu manam fresher aey almost so nijamemo anukunna...he said he worked in calif , ATlanta, DC etc etc...idi ila undaga oka roju he was taking clothes into kitchen and i asked where are you going...he said battalu washing ki ani...i asked why u r going into kitchen for washing clothes...then he said manaku laundry machine intlone undi ga annadu...appadiki 1 day ne ayyindi memu a kotha intlo ki move ayyi....i was excited and asked enti nijamga e apt lo laundry unda ...anta dooram vellakarledu anukunna but i got a doubt because i havent seen it and asked ekkada undi bro...he directly took me to dishwasher and showed me that...i was shocked...edi laundry ,m/c enti dish washer kada annanu...he then was like aite dentlo wash chesukukokudada ani adigadu...i was really shocked...malla he said he was in US from 7 yrs...cut cheste 1 week lo he was laid off

 

recent gaa water pattukodaniki naa tella tholu frnd tho vella ... wall greens ki vella.. akkada sambar gallu already water pattukuntunnaru .. nenu naa frnd wait chesthunam...

 

wal greens lo water nindi poina konni extra water vasthayi ... aa sambar gaadu .. walmart lo lemonade bottle untundhi kada.. aa bottle techukunnadu .. ee bottle ayipogane .. aa chinna bottle pettadu .. daani ninda water vasthe pattukoni velladu ..

 

idantha aa thella tholu frnd chusi ..ila annadu .. " you guys are amazing in saving water!!! "

 

ohh niku ala ardham ayindha .. nuvvu salla gundail babayya anukunna.

 

Nen first calif ki vachinapudu maa roomie ok uncle undevaadu..... Vaadu normal ga epani cheyadu..... Okaroju.,,

Annam tinna tarvata motham paper roll ni alagey teeskoni mooti ki ruddukoni akkada pettadu....

 

Naaku dimma tirigindi.... 

 

Inka MS li chala choosam le..... Okadu andaram taagi padesina beer tins lu anni sekarinchi bus lo downtown velli anni $1.90 ki ammi inkoka 10c ekkuva iyyamani adukkoni $2 tho intikochi .... Emchesavura inta sepu ante .... Erri puvvu navvu okati navvevaadu.....

 

Inka bathtub lo rin soap vesi battalu uthukkine vaadu.... Detergent paisalu migultayani.,..

 

Untayi ilanti khalakhandaalu akkadakkada...

 

nenu us vachina first roju i landed in chicago........ then i have to take another flight to memphis..... in the flight to memphis i was felling very sleepy ........ hyderabad to chicago is 15 hrs journey full ga tired ... so full sleep lo vunna....

in flight to memphis full deep sleep lo vunnapudu air hostess brought  soda(coke, sprite ) tins and offered to every one
but i do not know that as i was in deep sleep.....she did not offered to me...... after 10 mins another air hostess brought empty trash bag and collecting already finished tins..... she came near me and said  ''soda tins" i woke up from sleep and put my hand in trash bag and  took one coke ....the air hostess was telling " they are not good" ....... as it was my first day i did not understood english........ but i took one tin...... then the airs hostess and all felllow passengers burst in luaghs....

 

 

Vanta raka eedo okati try chesi chedagottatam veeru baa...!!! 

 

Kaani maa voodidi alround performance idi thattukolemuuu

 

ala ayete maa room lo inkodu undevadu...vaadu okasare pappu chesadu. em formula vaadado teledu kaani..andulo Garita alage attukkupoyindii....2 days chusamu evaru thinaledu....

 

Danilo mana Item Raaja velli next day nellu posi udakapeeti...tomato vesi daniki SAMBAR ani peeru pettadu

 

Okka appudu ma Room Mate.. weekly oka sari veli debit card pin change cheskoni vachey vadu.. enduku ra antey.. money cut avutayi anta change cheskokapothey..

 

Vidiki Buddi chepali ani.. Kotha lo andaram phones teskunnam.. so appudu vadi Talk time memu use chesey valam.. vadu oka roju vachi bayaa na talk time ayipotundi enduku ani qns.. memu appudu arey nuvu evariki ayina call chestunava daily ani adiginam he said noo.. then we said nuvu roju evariki ayina call cheyali leka pothey talk time cut avutadi ani chepinam..

 

oka sari dallas lo karma gali oka L1 mida vachina vaditho room lo vunna vadi naku choopinchalu chukkalu inni anni kavu ...list ki konni chebutha..

 

1. vachina first day trash bag kosam illantha vethika ekkada kanipinchaledhu..vadu office nunchi vachaka trash bag ekkada vundi ani adiga vadu dhaniki kitchen lo oka pedha wlamart covers moota ippi idhe mana trash bag every day evening cover nindina tharuvatha trash bin lo padedham annadu..naku mind dobbindi..

 

2. sarle ani a coma lo nunchi baitaki vachi ..pata padi vodahm ani bath room ki vella akkada wipes levu..endi wipes levu ani digithe wipes endi nenu bathroom use chesina tharu vatha snanm chesi vastha..naku wipes alavatu levu ani cheppadu...naku 5 mins lo 2nd time mind block aindi

 

3. after one week desi groceries ki vellam samanlu thiskunnam except milk anni thisukunnadu...milk walmart lo thisukundham annadu,..ednhuku babai ikkada thisukundham anna vinakunda na car lo 5 miles drive cheindi walmart thisukelladu ...final ga price differnece is 50 cents..naku alla rojuku oka cinema choopinche vadu

 

4. ala konni rojulu anni set chesukunnaka(bought wipes and trash bags with my own money) oka roju castco podham annadu..endhuku ante choclates and wine bottles retrun ivvali annadu..sare ani thisukupoya..pothe akkada scan chesthe avi castco lo konnavi kavu...athram apukoleka adiga babi niku ivi ekkadivi ani..erri poo...k navvu navvukunta ma manager okadu new year ki gift ichadu elago nenu avi use cheyyaledhu kanisam 10 dollors anina vasthai ani try chesa annadu...

 

ila naku roju oka vichitramaina technies tho pichekinche vadu....manishi manchode kani guname gudistidhi ..vanni choosi jali padalo navvalo naku ardham ayyedhi kadhu...3 months vundi jump aipoya.

 

i would like to add some things to this list. very few are weird but still i would like to share the experiences which i found to be funny during the initial years of my US journey.

 

1) This incident happened to one of my Junior who also happens to work at the same gas station i was working at. He was in his first semester and after his shift at the gas station he was going back home. He was driving alone in his car without seat belt i guess so the police followed his car and took him to the shoulder lane. This guy took a while to stop his car after observing the police siren behind him.

 

instead of sitting in the driver seat until the cop arrived to his car , this guy opened his car door and walked down to the police car just like in india to find out wat the problem was. Cops thought this guy was coming to harm them and they immedialty pulled their guns.started yelling at him, asking him to fall to the ground with his face down towards the ground and put cuffs to his hand.

 

he was later just given a ticket and left. but, this incident brought us few laughs.ma junior gadiki goraga pack aindi a incident tho.

 

2) as i was brought up in hyd, i never saw any kind of caste feeling in people around me. for the first time, i had direct contact with some guys who happened to be my roommates for a some period. this was in circle towers when i was working for a firm in reston,VA.

 

naku tagilina candidates, i think are from guntur and are obvisouly chowdaries and are hardcore fans of balayya. veelu general ga manchivale...but balayya ante chala pichi, caste feeling chala ekkuva...K partilu ani...kothaga evadana room lo kani bayata kani parichayam aithe vadu evado telika poina velli keliki matladam, vala group lo cherchukovadam lantivi chesevalu...

 

naku tagilina vadu oka roju full ga taagesi 11000$ tution fee vala intlo valu college kosam ani pampithe..motham casino lo petti odipoyi vachadu...

 

inko roju, room lo vere room mate cousin di evarido pittsburgh lo marriage ante...room lo andaram VA to pittsburgh drive chedam ani plan chesam....porapatuna nenu a ballaya fan ki , mama drive chala sepu undi bore kodutundi manchi songs emanna pendrive lo veyii. time pass avutundi ani cheppanu...

 

car ekkaka telisindi...vadu pen drive lo only 2 albums vesadu okati...samara simha reddy rendu narasimha naidu...naku fuse lu egirayi..mari intha abhimanam aa ani...a movies release ayi almost 10 years ayindi...veelu inka ave enjoi chestunnara ani...

 

ka sambar gaditho double bedroom teeskunna friend gadi friend e le ani cheppi....vadni nelakharu rent adigithe adedo boothu thittinattu expression ichevadu....Okato tarikhu ivvalsina rent varam tarvatha ichevadu....modatlo nene rent kattesi tarvatha vadu ichinappudu adi kalipi india pampe vadni...kani tarvatha india lo loan ki interest padthondi 1st na ani cheppi vadiki cheppa rent time ki ivvu bhayya ani....vadu appatinunchi naa meeda grudge pettukunnadu

 

konni rojula ki inko sambar gadni techadu....ee sambar 2 gadu naku MS lo classmate, sarle ani cheppi okay anna....nenu vanta chesevadni kadu kani veellu vandi kitchen lo anni padesi, ginnelu kadagakunda motham gabbu gabbu chesaru....trash kuda nene teesevadni....security deposit lo valla vata nene kattanu, 2 months tarvatha dabbulu avasaram ayyi vadni aa security deposit dabbulu adigithe serious ga vachi thitesi dobbesadu feb lo istha anna kada, december lo ne aduguthavemi ani.....naku fuse lu out, nenu mamulu ga ne adiga kada...paiga dabbulu ichindi nenaa vadaa ani doubt vachindi

 

inka oka roju tagesi vachi talupu badatam...aa roju pedda godava chesaru.....ivanni chalavu annattu ee sambar gallu ekkado bugs pattukocharu intloki....idi jarigina koddi rojula ki sambar 1 gadiki job vachindi chakkaga 10gesaru......aa bugs ki heat treatment ani cheppi apartment vallu $1400 10garu....inka ee galeez kodukulu chesina penta ki security deposit ($1000, naa vaata $500 ) kuda return raledu...inka em bugs unnayo ani cheppi suitcase lu, samanlu anni vadilesi vachesaa...mothaniki $2000 paine bokka padindi ee sambar gallani unchukodam valla, inka mental tension

 

ilantivi inkonni choosi roommates tho risk, mana valla kadu ani cheppe single bedroom apartment teeskuni untunna....dabbulu pothe poyayai gani, peace of mind mathram untundi

 

 

i was searching for a room in omaha. Sulekha lo oka post choosi, okathaniki call chesa. atu side party... my wife and kid going to india in 4 hrs come n meet me in the evening annadu. sare ani evening vella. room antha full with furniture and kids toys. bedroom lo nenu padukunta, front room nuvvu paduko annadu. sare emundi le adjust avudam anukunna. next inko athanu kuda coming you have share room with him annadu. sare anukunna. malla oka 7 days tharuvatha naa frnd vasthadu you have to share room with him for couple of months annadu. full time employee athanu. neeko dandam nee room ko dandam ani jump chesa.

 

room dorakatam ledani craiglist lo strt chesa choodatam. okati dorikindi...hammayya anukuntu vella aa room ki. telloodu unnadu. room neat ga undi. discussions start..rent, cooking etc muchchatinchaka. internet unda ante yes annadu. ok then will move evening ani cheppi, temp accomodation vaadiki velthunna ani cheppi start ayya. vellesariki room lo evaru leru. alternate way lo sliding door unte melliga teesi lopaliki vella. no one is there in the apt. sare manakenduku ani stuff antha naa room ki moving. naa room lo pedda size bra undi. jadusukunna soosi. emo le ani pakkagi move chesi stuff moving. after few mins vaadu vachchadu. i hav a kid who visits me sometimes with frnds annadu. sare weekend kada ani lite teesukunna. antha move ayyaka internet password cheppara anna vaadu no need of paswrd for internet annadu. adenti ante pakka vaalladi manaki vasthadi use chesukovadame annadu. arey naaku on call support untadi nee ani cheppi jump.

 

room dorakatam ledani craiglist lo strt chesa choodatam. okati dorikindi...hammayya anukuntu vella aa room ki. telloodu unnadu. room neat ga undi. discussions start..rent, cooking etc muchchatinchaka. internet unda ante yes annadu. ok then will move evening ani cheppi, temp accomodation vaadiki velthunna ani cheppi start ayya. vellesariki room lo evaru leru. alternate way lo sliding door unte melliga teesi lopaliki vella. no one is there in the apt. sare manakenduku ani stuff antha naa room ki moving. naa room lo pedda size bra undi. jadusukunna soosi. emo le ani pakkagi move chesi stuff moving. after few mins vaadu vachchadu. i hav a kid who visits me sometimes with frnds annadu. sare weekend kada ani lite teesukunna. antha move ayyaka internet password cheppara anna vaadu no need of paswrd for internet annadu. adenti ante pakka vaalladi manaki vasthadi use chesukovadame annadu. arey naaku on call support untadi nee ani cheppi jump

 

Naku eppudu manchi roommates dorikaru okasari tappa .. MS lo manchi roommates .. tarvata first job appudu MS friends roommates so never issues .. konchem communication gap vunna appudapudu never serious .. naa MS friends contract ayipoyi vellipoyaka sulekha lo Ad istey okkadu vachadu .. first vachinapudu room choopinchi neeku nachithey vundu ana ... vadu ok neeku 2 days lo rent istha anadu .. manam money antha pedda patinchukomu so ok ana .. 1 week tarvata adigithey alochistuna vundala vodda ani anadu .. sare 2 days lo edo okati cheppu lekapothey vacate cheyyi ana .. 2 days tarvata rent ichadu .. cooking naadi separate anadu .. vaadi cooking choodali .. ani vegetables kalipi oka pan lo vesi ala tinesey vadu .. avi asalu achi pachi ga vundeyi choodataniki kooda .. vadu ani ekkada padithey akkada vadilesey vadu .. pan lu madipoyayi vadi cooking clean cheyadu ..oka katha kadu .. ee badhalu enduku ley ani ..after 2 months naa inti lease ayipothey nenu cheppa ee month tho last nuvvu vacate cheyali ani .. vadu 7th join ayyadu nenu vacate cheyalsindi month end ki .. still nenu emi chepanu antey 7th ki vacate cheseyi ani cheppa .. vadiki one month mundu cheppa ok anadu .. 6th naa night gurthu chesa repu vacate cheyalsindi ani .. vadu inka konni rojulu kudrthunda anadu nenu kudradu naku verey plans vunnayi ani cheppa .. vadu oka anadu .. morning lechi choostey emi sarda ledu .. room darkaledu nenu inka konni rojulu vunta anadu .. kudradu ana .. dialogues vesadu naa friends nanu asalu enni rojulu ayina vundamantaru enti 1 week vunta antey intha scene chestunavu anadu .. naku kaliindi idantha enduku neeku one month mundu cheppa kali cheyyi antey vadu cops ki call chesadu .. cops vachi you cannot ask him to vacate anaru ..ori nee idi ekkadi gola ra anukuna .. cops vachi you cannot talk to him or ask him to leave .. you have to go to court anadu .. aa roju edo party vuntey nenu bayataki vellipoya vachetapitiki dengesadu .. inti keys tesukoni velladu vadiki ichindi and last lo oka 200$ entho ivali .. phone teyaledu malli .. vadi debbaki next 6 months okkadiney vunna illanti telliyani vallatho enduku .. tarvata malli manchi roommates doriukaru .. vadu matram oka item gadu ..

 

TCS nundi oka @$$ hole gaadu chicago vachadu.. vaadi family US ki raavadaniki 5 months padutundi ani vaadi apt sharing ani sulekha lo pettaadu.. aapice nundi daggare kada ani, telugu vaade kada ani join ayya..

 

US lo narakam chupinchaadu vaadi chestalato.. kitchen lo anni posters vesaadu.. sambar, curries, fries ,chapathi lu anni ela cheyali, eppudu cheyali, enta tinali...

 

vaammo.. emi chesinaa, vaadu 70 -80% lepestaadu.. moving charges ani $100 teesukunnadu..sare le veedu katti untadu kada anukoni lite teesukoni ichanu.. naa mundar okadu join ayyadanta.. vaadu oka roju bus stop lo kalisi,, bhayya nuvvu aa item gaadito untunnav ani adigaadu..avunu ante.. vaddu bhayya, sava 10gutaadu, ani cheppi, moving charges $100 teesukunnadu na daggara..ninnu adigite ivvaddu annadu.. appatike samarpinchesaanu ga..

inti nundi 10 min walk lo grocery store..  velte vaadiki ishtamochindi teesukuntadu..nenu emaina teesukunte.. sarcastic ga chusi..adi waste , idi waste ani teesese vaadu, G lo kaaledi.. pedda munda vaadu .. enduku le veedito ani silent ga unna..

 

evo cake lu kontadu.. night ae tinestadu packet anta.. bill naaku vesevaadu.. just one example idi.. ila prati daanilonuu vaadi item budhhi chupinchaadu..

 

roju veedini bharinchaa.. okasari aapice lo late aite, intiki 9 ki vellaanu.. aa roju cooking turn naadi anta.. aa pichi fook gaadu na kosam wait chesaadanta.. stomach ache vachindanta.. acidity vachesindanta nenu cook chesi pettakapovadam valla.. immidiate ga pizza kavalani dobbaadu..lekapote sachipoyevaadila build up ichadu..

 

oka roju vaadi kooturu b'day, party istanu..emi vandaddu ani pedda email ichadu.. vaadi gurinchi telisi kuda nenu anavasaramga vellaanu.. 

subway ki teesukellaadu.. nenu pakkane oka Indian restaurant unte daaniki teesukupotunnadu anukunnaa.. subway lo order chesadu..nenu naadi order chesukunna.. tarvata vaadidi vaade bill veyinchukunnadu.. naku fuse egirindi..

 

ila roju ki oka shock istu, vaadi item eshalu chustu bharinchaleka sulekha lo inko accommodation kosam search chestu unte okadu delhi poradu dorikaadu..

 

abbaahh.. aa roju nundi chicago downtown life ni enjoy chesaanu.. pakkha enjoying mentality.. manam okati karchu pedite vaadu rendu karchu pedataadu.. evaru leru vaadiki.. nannu oka brother la chusukunnadu..

 

project aipoyaka aa room nundi vellipo buddhi kaaka oka rakamga emotional ayyanu..

 

ippatiki 2.5 yrs ayindi.. still we are in contact...

 

 

naa double bedroom apartment lo sambar gallu 10gesaka oka telugu abbayi vachadu....bhayya chala manchodu, and baga kalsipoyadu......thana office 5 min walk kavadam tho car ledu, but bayatiki vellina kalsi vellevallam so ekkada problem raledu.....naa friends tho kuda baga kalsipoyadu....chala bagundedi bhayya unnappudu....konni months tarvatha tana project aipoyi dallas vellipoyadu....nadi lease avvadaniki inka 1.5 month undindi....sarle one month khalee ga unchadam enduku ani sulekha lo ad ichanu

 

naa kharma kali okadu tagiladu....sarle evado mana age e anukuni rammanna illu choodataniki....teera choosthe 45+ uncle gadu....choosadu bagundi annadu vachestha annadu....veeditho em untam le anukuni kuda, sarle vadi bedroom lo vadu edusthadu le plus okka nela ne kada anukuni oppukunna....rent kuda 300 e isthanu 500 ivvalenu annadu....sarle edoti eduv anna

 

vachadu vasthu vasthu.....naa bedroom lo inko uncle gadu untadu parledu kada annadu....naku em analo teleeledu, sarle vadi bedroom lo em cheskunte manaki enduku le ani sare anna...same day inko uncle kuda vasthadu hall lo padukuntadu em problem undadu le annadu....naku tikka regindi okadu ani cheppi 3 ni teesukochadu....sarle pedda munda vadu ani oorukunna

 

intiki vachinappudu rent adigithe istha annadu....1 week varaku sound ledu, malla adigithe istha le ivvakunda vellipothanaa ani 200 ichadu....inko 100 tarvatha istha annadu.....inka veedni adigithe nenu cheap aipothanu ani cheppi lite teeskunna

 

intlo eveng ragane gummam lo gudlaguba la edurochevadu.....evo kusala prashnalu vesevadu gongali purugu moham esukuni....nenu edo cheppesi naa room lo ki vellipoyevadni.....inka morning breakfast tinadaniki kitchen lo ki vellagane daridrudu prathyakshamayyi yaksha prashnalu vese vadu

 

weekend morning waffles vestha unte vachi adenti, identi ani adigevadu....antha aipoyaka akkade aabaga choostha unte sarle ani mundu vadiki okati ichi tinu ante tini daniki malla araganta review ichevadu...basic ga common area lo ki ravadam papam deyyam la vachesevadu

 

malla okkodiki GC undi....oka uncle gadiki dallas lo sontha illu undi...aina ee mugguru uncle galla leki puranam choodalsi vachedi roju.....inka kalsi achatlu, muchatlu cheppukune vallu gattiga....appati varaku H1b uncles gurinchi vinatame gani live lo choodatam ade first time....aa 1 month lo ne narakanni IMAX screen lo kallaku kattinattu choopincharu

 

 

Home Town Bangalore lo kondaru bachelors parichayam ayyaru. Appatiki bachelor rooms ela untayi ani asalu telidu. Sare edo different ga free bird la untaru kada ani ala appudappudu nenu, nathapaatu class mate(veede parama daridrudu) vellevallam ee bachelor room ki weekly 1-2 times.

 

Athanu BA Graduate, koddiga amayakudu. from kadiri. Maa parama daridrudu deniki nannu akkadiki teesikellvado konni months telidu. Vaadu okkade velthe aa room mate vondindi thinaledu kada so nannu just company kosam teesikellevadu. Nenu pakka veg. Nenu just ala kasepu koorchuni vochche vadini. Days, months rolled out and aa bachelor unna chota inko bachelor tagiladu vaadu pakka jaffa jagan and family fan and ofcourse from pulivendula.

 

Sare ika bachelors iddariki manchi thodayyaru, ika mana parama neecha nikrushta class mate ki inka anthuledu back up ga inko bachelor tagiladu ani rechchipoyi nannu vodilesi eppudu padithe appudu vellevadu. Naaku konni rojulu teliyaka vaadi thingari veshalu koththa jagan fan bachelor anni baitapettadu. Inthalo neech kameen class mate valla parents inko chota transfer ayyaru. So veedu kooda ika bachelor kada ika akkade jagan fan unna room lo cheradu.

 

Ika asalu story modalu ikkada:

 

1. Parents vellemundu, janthikalu, arisalu...etc snacks oka dabba ninda chesi vaadiki ichchivellaru. Yes you are right they are vysya's and its common they do this.

    First day oka janthika thini, jagan fan ki half ichchi, ivi chala jaagarthaga vaadukovali. Neeku eppudaina kavalante nannu audugu lets have it together annadu. Modatlo jagga fan ok edo le manaku vodevallu leru edo ruchiga evo dorukuthunnayi rules oppukundam ani ok annadu.

Next day morning vaadi vasthuvulu edi ekkada pedithe ade positionlo undali adi mana neech kameen kutte classmate choosthadu ani jagga fan ki teliyaka, ala saradaga edo pickle bottle lo oka pickle teesukuni lunch ki use chesukunnadu. Evening manodu vochchesariki anni observe chesi nuvvu eeroju pickle thinnav kada annadu. Are ela cheppav ante, nenu morning velleppudu pickle bottle lo mango bomma naaku face chesettu bottle pettanu, ippudu choodu eaposition lo undo...its opposite side. ala kani pettanu annadu...jagan fan ki chukkalu kanapaddayi.

 

2. Inko roju janthikalu, arisalu evariki ivvakunda 6months koddikoddiga elulau koriki thinnattu 6months gadipadu, edo ala paadaina vasana vaste. Eeroju meku snacks party ani aa muggipoyina snacks pettadu. Paiga snacks naadi, cool drinks meeru sponsor ani cheppadanta.

Ee iddaru bachelors murisipoyi cool drinks techchi chooste muggipoyina snacks petti pandaga cheskondi annadu.

 

3. Inko roju just room ki opposite lo vo kalyana madapam unte, sunday roju em vondutham le happy ga eado pelli jaruguthondi gumpulo govinda ani lunch, dinner akkade thineddam ani plan chesi veeliddarini athi balavantham ga lagkelladaniki prayatninchadu, Iddaru rakapoyesariki okkade pelli ki velli siggulekunda ala edo relative, friend ani build up ichchi bhojanam thini, vo coconut free ga pattukochchadu.

 

4. Coconut episode, 3 days aagi. Edola ee kadiri bachelor ki tender pettali ani. Nuvvu eeroju chapati cheyyi, coconut nenu sponsor chestha, chutney chesukuni thindam ani aa pelli lo ichchina coconut ni akkada samarpinchukuni aa roju dinner complete chesadu.

 

5. Inko saari thagadam alavalu ledu, kaani thaagali ani room kindane unna bar lonchi one bottle techchukuni room lo thaagi 2 mins padukunte moththam room kampuchesi vanthulu chesukunnadu. Jagan fan ki mind block ayyindi entra naa kharma idi ani kadiri bacherlor room kelli padukunnadu. Morning lechi choosesariki aa vanthullone pandi dorlinattu dorli enti intha aina nannu evaru pattinchukoledu, ala sachchipothunte vodilesi velthara ani class peekadanta.

 

6. Ika masters lo clean bowled 18 subjects 1st, 2nd yr rendu carry over, intlo vallu edo locla lo evariko vaddiki ichchina dabbullo veedu ikkada enjoy chesevadu, final year center tirupathiki maarpinchukuni 18 + 5 final yr subjects ki evarino patti one shot clear cheskundam ani 20K ki mattadadanta. Akkada vaadu 25K adigithe 20K ki beram aadadanta. Vaadiki mandi sare ani oppukuni 2 subjects malli koorchobettadanta final ga.

Malli edo godava pettukuni inko 5K samarpinchukuni inko 1yr lo clear chesukunnadu.

 

7. Paiga valla nanna bank manager, vaadu fail aithe maaku kooda valla intlo fail ayyamu mem kooda ani cheppamani bukainchevadu daridrudu.

 

8. Class mate ea kada ani vo sari nenu job chesthunna chota inko chinna company lo requirement unte vallu neeku evaraina telisunte cheppu ani nannu adigithe sare veenni refer chesa, naaku appatlo Rs. 1250 salary. Veedini akkadiki interview ki pampisthe akkada beram aadi godava padi Rs. 3000 ki kudurchukunnadu, 1 yr naaku vaadi salary cheppaneledu. Final ga inko job vochchesariki, appudu chebuthunnadu naaku 3K Sal ani.

 

Ila chala shock lu ichchadu. Okka help ledu vaadu cherina company lo requirement unna kooda help cheyyaledu. Ippudu vaadu chesindaniki india lone mooluguthunnadu. Daridrudu. 

 

Vammo vadi gurinchi cheppukuntu pothe vo grantham rayochchu. 

 

Masters lo maa Pakkan Room mate okadu oka 4 days intlo ledu - edho Proj work busy valla vere Room + School lone unde anta.. aa Month Bills vesetappudu... veedu aa Bills anni chusi.. nenu leni aa 4 days lo meeru oka Egg Tray + 2/3 Vegetables + Bread teccharu.. avi nenu raagane ayipoyinai.. nenu tinale ani cheppi... Bills lo Naaku aa Eggs and Etc teeseyandi ani oka Paper meeda Notice ani petti Refridge ki Paste chesi poyaadu anta.. adhi Chadivi veelaki Mind Block anta..asalu a Roju Annam kuda (Incl Egg) kuda tinaali anipoinchaledhu anta..

 

Okkadu 5 years industry akkada edho colleges change avutu part time chesukuntu time pass chesthunndu, vadi room lo 4 members untaru and nenu masters ki vellina 6 months taravtha room change ayyi vadi room lo join chesukunnraru. ee main vadiki istam ledhu nenu ravatam, but migatha vallu antha oppukunnra ru ani silent ga unnadu. So ala natho prathi vishyaniki edho okati argue chesa vadu. oka night full ga tagi nanu night 12am ki nidhra lepi, room nadhi nuvvu naku nachala room lo nuch vallipo eppuda annadau. Naku kalindhi,

 

nenu ellanu ra neeku dikkuna choto cheppuko anna. enka ekkuva matladav antha nena call chestha owner gadiki and cops ki nuvvu last 4 years nunchi 4 members tho untunav ani cheppa. Antha vadu dhebaki silent. megata roomates vachi nannu silent ga apriciate chesaru. Vadu age lo ma andhirikanta 7 years pedha, so andhuku andharu bayapada varu vadini choosi.

 

inko roju morning natho nuvvu milk and bread ekkuda thintunnav avi room account lo enter cheiyavadhu annuadau. appudu nenu eitha nenu ee roju nundhi nuvvu curries lo vesa avvalu and gillakarra manesthunnanu vatini matram na account lo nunchi accurate lo calculate chesi tesasi appudu matladu annanu. Vadiki sound ledhu enka.

 

taravatha straight ayyadu.

 

so ilanti naa kodukulu chala mandhi untaru, manam strong ga lesson cheppali endhukule ani vadileikunda.

 

 

Texas California ki help chesindi anta Ela chesindi ra Bhai ante thelidu

Jagan ki Em donga aasthulu Levu anta show me the proof there is no proof that's why even court left him anta

 

BJP wooing Shashi Taroor anta Anduke PM praised him anta when I asked him he is not so magical figure why would bjp try to woo him especially when there is a case going on related to him ante kaadu he is so popular that's why bjp wants him anta

 

Craig's list lo broken iPhones Apple Store ki thisuka poyi kotha phones thisuka vastharu- of course finally Apple Store left him with warning after finding out

 

Rash driving chestharu emanna ante Niku bayam vestundi antaru....

 

IMAX theatre ante just screen peddaga unte iMac ayipothadi antaru

 

California bankruptcy file chesindi antaru

 

Just internet tho oka weekend problem vasthe customer care ki phone chesi vadni savagotti na work disturb ayyindi ani 100$ credit techukovadam.

 

Three years ago, I was asked by my consultancy owner - to pick up someone ( let us call him Mr.X )  from the airport. My consultancy owner told me that, he did not have a cell phone, but gave me a picture. 

 

I was somehow able to pick him up from the airport and came to realize that he ACTUALLY never had a cell phone. I can probably make a short film about this interesting character - but here is the summary. There are MANY incidents, but here is the summary.

 

1. His hands almost never left the scrotum area. Vadini...memu request chesam ...kitchen lo EMI muttukovaddu ani.

2. He wrote the following in his book - "Friendship with everyone is cancelled until the age of 65". Maku ikkada...dhada..emiytado ani.

3. Ma consultancy lo okariki face pyna allergy vachindi. Papam 2 months tarvata telisindi enti ante..Mr.X Thana shaving razor regular ga use chesadu.

4. eppudu...evaritho matladani Mr.X oka roju..ma consultancy lo evado namaz vethadante...vadini..hinduism ke anyam chestunnav ani godava pettukunnadu...

 

 

ka naluguru mandhi kalisi 2 bed room rent ki teesuknnamu........

 

inka anni appude kothhaga konukuntunnamu intiki kavalasinvavi...

 

walmart ki shopping vellam..andulo okadu baaga pisanari gaadu... vaadi ki unna pisanari thanam nenu inka akkada choodaledu..

 

room lo ki oka light teesukundam annanu... vadu avasarm ledu eveing antha hall lo kurchundam night room lo ki velli padukundam. avasarm aithe cell phone lo flash vesuko chaala baga kanipiosthundhi annadu... naku fuse egiripoindhi........

nxt day restroom lo oka nalugu lights chinnavi unte anni teesesi okati pettadu....

 

malli walmart lo restroom lo ki mats teesukundam annanu...nduku avasarm ledu patha tshirts or banians unte ave kinda veddam annadu.......

 

inkosari bayataku veldam anukunnamu...appdud vadi chethilo ne vaadi car keys peettukoni vere roommate room lo ki velli vaadi car keys teesukoni vachhi ee car lo veldam annadu...

 

oka weekend buffet veldam ani annaru antha...veedemo nduku vayya dabbulu waste, nenu idli chestha ani start cooking start chesadu... vaadu pindi ready chesthu okokka item vesthu pindi 2$, oil oka 3 spoons vesi oil 1$, salt 1/2$, chutney prepare chesthu konni peanuts vesi 2$, chillis 2$ choosara antha 10$ lo ayyipoindhi ani cheppadu...andariki fue lu agiripoyayi veedi paithyaniki..

 

and oka last secene

andaru kalisi vegas trip ki planning... okadu motels vethuku thunnadu... veedu vochhi chi motels ki nduku dabbulu waste night car lo ne padukundam... morning gas station lo akkadina showers untai ma frnd okadu cheppadu akkada snanam cheddam annadu............. 

 

MS starting days lo maa room lo okadu stove high lo petti  chapathilu kalusthunnadu, aa vediki pogatho, fire alaram mogindi, inka room lo unna migatha vallu doors,windows open chesi pettaru, aa alaram 2 sarlu mogi agipoindi, migatha roomamtes inka vadini pattukoni, ippudu fireengine vasthundi, cops kuda vosthunnaru, nuvvu enduku atla chesinavani sava dobbaru, videmo bikkamoham vesukoni ippudu em cheyali bayya ani dheenamga antunte, okadu vachi naku oka 100$ ivvu, nenu velli leasing ofc  lo matladi settle chestha ani dobbesadu 

 

tarvtha adantha bussu ani vadiki telisi (chapathi person) vidini nila deesi adigithe, money return ichesadu  

 

Ok here it goes...okadu kottga digadu erribus..room loki join ayyadu..newzvid nunchi...vachina ventaney bhyaa nenu vantalo help chesta annadu..sarey ra...egss boil cheyyi annam...vedu..oka steel bowl tesukini...anuduko water posi...4 eggs andulo petti..steel.bowl mottanni..microwave loo petti... start timer button nokkadu...

Ventaney ..oka 3 secs loo..oka pedda sound...microwave door break ayyi egiripoindi...steel bowl with eggs all smashed..in the microwave....memu cuttig cleaning cheselopey ..oka 5 mins loo anta jarigindi....

Next..arey...emchesv...clean cheyy antey. 

AXE spray techi microwave loo spray chesadu...vasana rakunda anta...

 

..next...micowave..dumped in the dumpster...next day new micorwave from walmart...

..next ...asked this erriguy to stay away from kitchen…

 

oka 1.5 yrs back idi... 

 

Oka tamil uncle based NJ works in Albany and koduku SUNY albany lo UG. so kalisi ikada apt theesukunnaru 2 bedroom.. 1 bed room naku icharu... seperate cooking and everything seperate.. thanks god..

 

Jersey ki poyi week ki saripoye curry thechukuni wife dagaranunchi ochi... vatini heat chesukuni thinevadu.. last day if aipothe anni kalipi vedi chesi oka kotha rakam curry chesevadu... yuck lanjakokkkdu...

 

 

highlight endi ante office ki emaina pattukoni pothe ziplock covr lo theesukuni pothadu ga.. okari edo padindi andulo... ee daridrudu intiki ochi manchiga kadigi daani napkin stand ki hang chesi aarapettadu 2 days... apaatlo maa friends andariki whatsapp chesa pic... poyi back up vethiki unte ill post here...

 

2 months k nen jump inka akada nunchi... aa tharavata petty fights chala aiyinavi.. inka na valla avaka okasari warning ichina.. kathal dengaku.. urike aravaku... pedonivi ani urkuntuna.. koduku mundu kodithe paruvu pothadi alochinchuko ani chepina... next 10 days varaku silent... aa lopu nen jump... 

 

appude vachina kotta poragallu oka 9 members okay apartment lo untunnaru. aithey intlo traffic ekkuva aavvadam valla comod overflow aithey em cheyyalo teleeka oka poragadu 911 ki call chesadu. cops vachi $5000 fine esaru

 

1) oka roju SAMS club ke vellamu houston lo i was buying tomatos , vadu na deggariki vachi hey why  u buying that we should learn to cook with tomatos and onions ani annadu naku shock arey atleast konni curries ke ayina tomotas kavali kada ra ani anna but he did not allow me to buy them 

 

2) oka roju serious ga na deggariki vachi  mama rice cost ekkuava avuthundi ( memu vachinappudu 11 dollars unde back appudu 24 dollars ke perigindi 2008 lo )  why don't we start eating tortillas  daily 1 dollar ke mana daily food ayyipothundi ra ani cheppadu ( mayida pindi tho chestharu kada) orey chachipothamu ra daily tortillas thinte edo eppudo thinali ra ante , ala kadu ra edina carbohydrates and protiens eh kada ane vadu , but elago control chesi rice thechevallamu 

 

3) one day sudden ga vadi bedroom lo ke vellanu bag lo edo sardu kuntunnadu and he was eating something , enti ra adhi ante , mouth freshner tablets JET AIRWAYS LO ICHARU ANTA 6 months back avi appudu appudu thintunnadu anta 

 

4) oka roju serious ga ma deggaraki vachi mama idigo saibaba prasadam annadu , enti ra maku theliyakunda hillcroft ke eppudu poyavu anta , idhi hillcroft kadu hyd lo saibab temple ke vellinappudu prasadam ra , eppudina thinachu ani shock ichadu  1 year back velladu anta adhi dachipettukunnadu and adhi smell vasthundi ani share cheyatam start chesadu 

 

5) oka roju bank of america ke thesukoni velladu ma inko friend vedini account open cheyinchataniki actually appudu 100 dollars free ga isthundi account open chesthe so vedu velladu 

inka akkada bargaining start manager tho naku enti naku enti ane style ( vadu oka two mugs oka t shirt , oka stapler and pins , ok laundry bag ) lo vedu savadengithe avi anni ichindi , and vediki cheppindi anta sir we have lot of other customers waiting ani ,,,,, so mana vadu so i am not your customer ah ani danini savagottadu anta atlast inka evo evo thechadu 

 

6) oka roju curry cheyyara ani adigamu pan lo water posadu , sorakaya cut chesadu , and dani sorakaya vesi uppu karam vesi close chesadu 15 min high lo petti andarini pilichadu arey curry ready ra ani 

inka emi chesthamu chachi nattu danini pakkana padesi palli chutney vesukoni thinalsivachindi a night ke 

 

7) vedu starting lo bank of america T shirt vesukunevadu adhi one month vesukunnadu , oka roju nenu adiganu mama smell vasthundi tshirt koddiga wash chesukovachu kada ra ani , actually maku appudu evening swimming chesealavatu undi so vadu matho patu vachadu swimming pool ke a t shirt tho ne dookadu swimming pool lo ke endi ra ante mama inka seperate ga t shirt uthakatam enduku e water lo murikimotham pothadi ani cheppadu 

okka sec kuda think cheyyakunda i came out of the pool , i complained to the leasing office evadu pool ne kampu chesadu water change cheyyamani 

 

8) oka roju i misplaced my wallet so urgent ga class attend avvali so vedini adiganu mama ne metro card ivvu i will recharge it with money ani ,,,, daniki ma vadu arey ivi magentic cards ra denilo mana photo untadi and these are connected to satellites , so eppudu nuvvu e card thesukoni ekkithe they will catch you and me and throw us in jail ani cheppadu pichina dash gadu , lucky ga two day's i got my wallet 

inka chala chala unnayi cheppali ante naku yak anipisthundi 

Ltt

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3 hours ago, idlysambar said:

maa room lo okadu unde vaadu mama..vaadu milk separate ga thechukune vaadu..evaro oka roju koncham thaagaru..anthe racha rombola chesadu.. vaadi hungama chusi pakka room vallu vachi adigevaru..emaindhi ani.. next time nundi manodiki chinna twist icharu..ee sari milk thaagi andhulo water kalipesaru..

 

vaadu next paper raasi pettadu.." orey plzz...thaagithe thaagaru...andhulo neellu posi pettadhu ani.." pichi poo...

 

naa masters second sem lo maa room loki kotha abbayi vachadu. vaadu thechina pickels vere room mates thintunaru ani okka paper thisukoni daani meedha "Any one who eats my pickels will Die" ani raasi pickels pette rack ki athikinchaadu. thats just a start. 

inko sari laundry ki velli vaadi socks vere vallu use chesthunna machine lo vesi 5 mins wait chesi malli thisukoni vere vallu use chesthunna drier lo vesadu.  !

 

manodu oka shop lo part time job chesthunnadu...rojuki 10 hours pani chesthadu..entra ee job ani vere vaatiki apply chesadu..oka restaurant vaadu call chesi job isthamannadu.. manodu rechipoyi..aa shop owner ni boothulu thitti nuvvu vadhu nee job vadhu ani pedha hero la cheppadu..

next day mrng...manodu mrng 5 ke lechi gudiki velladam..raathri anni ready chesukovadam..pant,shirt etc..manodiki governer job ichina intha baaga ready avvademo..

theera chusthe manodiki restaurant lo vallu ichina job week ki only 8 hours anta.. unna job poyindhi..vachina job unna okate lekapoyina okate.

vaadu okka sari walmart velli akkada nunchi naaku call chesadu emaina tevala ikkadi nunchi ani. nenu orange juice temani cheppa. vaadu techaka naa daggara change lekhunde, so tharuvatha istha ani cheppa. aa roju ni8 vaadu nidra lo kalavarinchaadu "sreenath nuvvu naaku 5 dollars ivvali ani"

inko sari nidra lo "hey guys don't tell the world that ur living super man" ani kalavarinchaadu.

 

maa pakka roomlo okadu undevadu......

vaadi daggaara okasari 3 eggs teesukunnaa.........

3days tarvata seriousga night 8:00 ki vachhiiiiiiinaaku akalestundi naa eggs ichheeiii annadu neenu tevadam marchipoyaaa repu ista ante vinaleee chivariki snow lo vere friend roomki velli techhi ivvalsochhindiiiii............ 

inko raju maa roommate vadi daggara oka milk packet tesukunnadanta malli vadiki ventane ichhesaduu... kani maa friendi ichhina milk packet 10 cents takkuvanta..

dani gurinchi gola chesi 10 cents teesukelladu vaadu.......

appudu vadini zoo lo petti vaadini choodadaniki ticket kooda pettalanipinchindi........

 

nenu digina room lo naa kante mundu okadu undevaadata...............vaadiki shower lo snanam ela cheyyalo telika......tub ni water tho nimpi tub bayata mug tho snanam chesadata.........aa water antha room lo ki vachchayata 

 

nenu us vachina first roju i landed in chicago........ then i have to take another flight to memphis..... in the flight to memphis i was felling very sleepy ........ hyderabad to chicago is 15 hrs journey full ga tired ... so full sleep lo vunna.... 

 

in flight to memphis full deep sleep lo vunnapudu air hostess brought  soda(coke, sprite ) tins and offered to every one 

but i do not know that as i was in deep sleep.....she did not offered to me...... after 10 mins another air hostess brought empty trash bag and collecting already finished tins..... she came near me and said  ''soda tins" i woke up from sleep and put my hand in trash bag and  took one coke ....the air hostess was telling " they are not good" ....... as it was my first day i did not understood english........ but i took one tin...... then the airs hostess and all felllow passengers burst in luaghs....

 

Nenu oka room lo unde vadini

3 months temp accomodation, vadi family india vellagane nannu pettukunnadu temp ki 

aa place lo dorakadame kastam so adjust aiepoyaaa

first lo sharing lo cooking annadu oka anna

naa tho 5 days ki saripoyee curries cheinche vadu

lekha petti mari roti cheinche cadu

daily 2 roti ee tinali

lunch lo 2 diner ki 2 annadu

 

oka roju market basket lo dollar lo 12 donuts konnadu

fridge meeda petadu

adi venakaki padipoindi

aa roju nenu NH to NJ drive velli ade roju vatcha

total 8 hrs drive 

alsipoie padukunna

night 11 ki lepi

donuts levu tinnava annadu

ledu anna pedda scene cheshadu

morning chusthe fridge venaka unayee

serious ga naa food godava nadi nenu seperate ga cheshukunta ani cheppa

bath room lo mats kuda tesesevadu padaipothayee ani

daily vatchi naa room check cheshe vadu

navanni vadukune vadu

pedda psyco types

daily nenu vaditho mataladi ani oka tokkalo condition

vastavu tintavu nee room loki velthavu idi illa hotel aa ane vadu

matladalante naaku chirakotchedi 

3 months lo 170 pounds nunchi 130 pounds ayya

 

Nenu MA lo unnapudu oka roommate unde vadu

US ki vatchi 5 yrs aiendi kani emi teliyadu candidate ki 

balcony lo underwear arese vadu

memu second floor kinda vallu leasing offic eki chepparu

ekkadainaa tella pilla manchiga kanipiste alane chushe vadu

vallau titte varaku

oka sari oka 10 yrs kid, edi ni chushi u r black bugger ani thitadu

manodu gandhigiri ki velli

thx u annadu

 

pakkana unna nallodu maa odini 

"see bro they treate US like that annadu"

nenu kuda unna akkada

che ee nallodu manalni kuda valla lo kalipesadu anukunna  !q# !q# !q#

night padukune mundu ponds powder bed meeda full ga kottukuevadu

maa room ee range lo padaindi ante 1 yrs lo

memu vacate chese tappudu maaku $800 fine esaru

Nenu dorms;o untunnanu...One month back , na roomlo okadu unnadu... Separate cooking..Okaroju, nenu vadu kitchenlo vandukuntunnanm... Vadi daggara 2 days back annam(rice) undhi...Danitho yedho start cheyadam start chesadu...nenu observe chesthunna.. Manakemains use avuthundha ani chusthunna...

Guys meeku kuda use avuthundhi ee process..

Process is here:

1. Put some water in a vessel. Put already boiled rice in water and then boil again Udakapettina annanni, malli waterlo vesi udakabettadam yemito naku ardham kaledhu...

2. Take some cabbage pieces and then boil inthat rice.

Ika na valla kaledhu...aa cabbage, rice smellki kadupulo pegulu kuda bayataku vachela unnayi...Dormslo chinkis bayataku vachi, banda bhuthulu thittadam modalu pettaru...

 

ma room lo okadu unadu..

vammo..

vadu underwear meda kuda peru(tag) rasukunadu.india nunchi vachetapudu kutinchukoni vachadu..

MS lo ma kinda apt lo okadu vundevadu, vadante janalaki hadal  Chicken curry ante vadu water boil chesi chicken vesi uppu karam vesi ayipoyindhi ane vadu.

E madyane inkodu tagiladu ma friend gadi roomate, vadu rojuki only 6-7 times tintadu inthaka mundhi 8 times tinevadu anta  @3$%, shopping ki velthe anitiki prices gurthu petukuni billing chesevaalaki chepthu vuntadu  okko sari restroom lo ki velli flush cheyakunda vachestadu pysch gadu adigithe marchipoya antadu anta 

 

nenu dorms ki rakamundhu  bayata oka apartmentlo friends tho undevadini... Vallallo okadi peru Sandeep...Veedu  matram separatega vandukunevadu.. Maku jobs levu aa timelo..Current bill baga vasthundani, only oka fridge matrame on chesevallam... (Peddadhi)..inko fridge vesevallam kadhu...Kani Sadeepgadu, vadu techukune milk(only this nothing else) bottle kosam oka fridge vesukunevadu...Vadu non-veg, onions thinevadu kadhu...Vegitable kuda techukodu...Everyday same Papad curry ...  Koni rojulu asalu yemee vandukunevadu kadhu...Just milk tagi padukunevadu... Apples techukuni, yevaru leni timelo bag open chesi thinevadu..

 

Maku ardham ayedhi kadhu...Okaroju , midnight rest roomki vellanu.... Vadu already rest roomlo unnadu...lock chesukovadam marichipoyadu...Kani vadu yem chesthunnado telusa? 

Apple thintunnadu in rest room...Naku thikka  den**ndhi,,, gattiga arichanu...memu neeku yala kanapaduthunnam ra ani gattiga arichanu...Vadu Yem cheppado telusa.... Roomie ki disturb cheyakudadhu anta.... 

MS lo ma kinda apt lo okadu vundevadu, vadante janalaki hadal  Chicken curry ante vadu water boil chesi chicken vesi uppu karam vesi ayipoyindhi ane vadu.

E madyane inkodu tagiladu ma friend gadi roomate, vadu rojuki only 6-7 times tintadu inthaka mundhi 8 times tinevadu anta  @3$%, shopping ki velthe anitiki prices gurthu petukuni billing chesevaalaki chepthu vuntadu  okko sari restroom lo ki velli flush cheyakunda vachestadu pysch gadu adigithe marchipoya antadu anta

 

mama, same ilanti panulu, ma dorms lo chinkee gallu chestharu mama...

1.  Chinkeelu Chiken alage thintaru...Waterlo boil chesukuni, daniki food color kalipi thintaru...No salt and pepper...

2.hinkeelu jobski vellaru...yeppudu chusina chinna pillalu ade games adukuntaru netlo...Game s bore kodithe, kotchenki vastharu...Naku ippatikee doubt yemitante, ..daylo 11 hours thintune untaru...kani size peragaru... sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink thinadanike puttaru anukunta...

3. Okadu Mana indian recenga 1 month back achadu india nundi.... Idhi highlight...Ma pakkaroomlo dhigadu...Dorms yela untayo telusuga...Common rest room...Vadu ayyaka yela flush cheyalo teliyaka, Vadu techukunna mug(from india...uju gadu) lo water theesukelli danilo posthunnadu....Nenu bayata brush chesukuntunna....adigani what happened ani...cheppadu...NAku   Vere rest roomki theesukelli chupincha...ila chey ani...

 

1. Room rent lo prathi okkaru 1 dollar yekkuva ivvali...(Yendhukante, thanu time theesukuni, owner kosam wait cesi money pay chesthundhi)...

2. Andharu kalise cooking chesukovali..No separate cooking (I dont know the reason)

3. Morning timelo no lights on

4. Laptops , after 11pm shut down chesi, Nidra povali( yendhukante, current bill thagginchukovali...aa timelo movies chusthe nidra poyevallaki disturbane)

5.  Roomloki friends rakudadhu...

6. Rest roomlo  20 minutes kanna ayekkuva undedhi kadhu...

7. Hot water yekkuva use cheyakudadhu...

8Inka gurthu levu..

 

PS: (Bracketslovi nenu mee kosam rasnavi)...Reasons ave cheppedhi... Pakka roomlo unde memu , roju avi chusi, oka range lo navvukunevallam...

 

ma room lo vadu okadu egg burji lo ketchup vesi chesadu

ma room andhatram 1 yr tittem vadiki pedda eppudu chesi vadilaga super vuntundhi ra 

nenu eppudu india lo kuda elage chesanu ani soll cheppi mari chesadu

 

a bayankaram mayna roo mate gurunchi cheputha....vadu arava batch ..i mean (chennai chapala batch)...us ki l1 visa meda vachadu....malla vadi age 31 vokkati..inka pelli kaledu....nenu e madhyalo ne room mara..unfortunate ga vedu thagiladu.....vedi shestalu cheputhe meru padi padi navutharu...alanti manshi vadu

general ga manam ekkada move ayna patha room lo ne padesi vastha i mean utencils ayna evi ayna..except my personal belongings , vedi room ki vachi room loo rest thesukuntunna..ratri 8.30 avuthundi thinta ani kuda adagadam ledu daridrudu..manaku koncham akali vesi kitchem room ki poyya....aythe koncham night ki annam pettava ani adiga vadini..vadu emo ne samanlu nuvu thechukovali..nenu emivvanu neku ani annadu....sare nenu weekend varaku thesukunta ani cheppa....ippatiki annam petu raaa..ante vokka chinna cup loo half pettuthunadu kakruthi nakoduku..arey atleast vokka glass anna petu raa..akali vesthundi ante..nuvu repatiki kuda thesukelthava ani aduguthunadu vadu......arey kadu ra babu dinner ke raa ante..antha thintava nuvu antunadu vadu....vadini emanalo naku aythe ardham kaledu......atlast 1 cup peti repatinunchi aythe nenu neku em ivalanu ani direct chepadu....vedini chuste manushulu ante ne bayama vestundi naku aythe..manishi ki vunna value thesesthunaru e lk na ******.....inko ka twist enti ante..bathroo loo tissue papers kuda separate anta.....thu veni amma anukunnna..bath roo loo tissue papers kuda separate aaa.....vamoooooo vedi pichi kunna pada anukunna.....inkoti enti ante.....appartent motham loo vokka dust bin kuda vundadhu intlo i mean restoom , kitchem hall ekkadi vokkati kuda petaledu, enduku ani aduguthe smell vasthadi anta......prati vokka china daniki atlast napkin paper ni kuda padayali ante bayataki poyi padayali.......vadi pisunari thananiki nenu thatukolekapothunna.......inko sari chennai na kodukuloo tho vundadhu ani decide aypoyya......idi just trailer lantidi ..vadi gurunchi pustha rayavatchu....anthati mahanubagudu vadu

 

maa room lo okadu undevadu vadini midanam anevallam..

vadu okasari pakka roomlo maa friend(bandodu) bf choostuu kottukuntunte choosi melliga nannu pilichi vadu eam chestunnadu ani adigaduuuuu.........

appudu naku eam cheppaloo teliyaleee......

okka nimisham shock tini..... ila expression ichhi nenu jump ipoyaaa.......

tarvata vere vallani kooda adigadanta marusati roju maa bandodi paristiti

 

inkokati.. vadi laptop lo eppudu oka cinema chudadu, vadi laptop lo oka pata kud apetukodu. 

memu movie chustu unte vachi pakana kurchoni chustadu. madhya lo emina aputhe  titevadu. maku kopam vachi ne laptop chudavachu kada ra. ammo nenu chudanu.. virus vastadi...

 

and songs petukuna movies petukuna mind disturb avuthadi.. download cheste virus vastadi.

 

how to make a egg curry

1. oil vedi kakamunde avalu jilakara vesi. ulipayalu vesi avi kuda oka 10min ala ala veyinchi water posi andhulo eggs pagala koti vesi uppu karam vesi oka 20min mutha petu.

egg curry is ready

 

Maa dorms lo, restroomski(to take bath) just curtains untayi anthe...adhi theesthe, manaki darsanam anthe....Memu chala jagrathaga currtains close chesi, sideki unna hookski thagisthamu...kani ee Chinkee na ko**kulu , asalu curtains vesukoru mama... !q# !q# yeppudaina job undi, podhunne lechi snanam cheyadaniki velithe, vallu bare bodiestho darsanam istharu ...anthe ika aa roju  !q# !q# 

 

Mid night toiletki velithe, chinkee gallu , okari bochu okaru cut chesukunta unataru,,,,hesukunte no problem...Body meedha nulu pogu lekunda untaru mama...

 

osaari ma Junior gadu US vachina kothalo maa apts ki daggarlo unna Burger King ki nadchukuntu velladu night time lo, only Drive-Thru matram unde so vadu Cars madhyalo linelo nilchuni Window daggara order chestunde,,,,,,, Kallu di undi you need to hve a car to order ani chepte manodu daanitho pedda godava Car lekunte endi enduku order teeskovu ani, adi ikkadnunchi vellakapothe I will shoot your fcuking head-off andi antaa

 

this is my friend(s) experience who worked @ Desi Store...

Oka aunty store lo vegetables section lo Onions pottu teesi bag lo vestundi... store owner vachi.. entandi onions pottu teestunaru Onions padayyaya ante she replied :

"Pottu baruvu kadandi anduke teestuna" 

 

ma roomate kottaga blackberry konnadu

 

first week lo restaurant lo pani chestu fone water lo pades kunnadu

 

emi ardam kaka vadu microwave 5 minute heat chesi , adi open chesi andulo pettadu

 

enduku ra ala pettav ante...vadu ela annadu microwave heat ekkutadi kada appudu fone andulo pedute fone aruthadi ani pettadanta

 

nenu vachina kottallo okasari bus venaka door nunchi ekkanu pend tho kalisi sSc_hiding2

lopala conductor vastademo ani eduru chusamu .. raledu sCo_hmmthink

oho aha pree pree pree anamata ikkada busses anukunna

intiki velli seniors ki chepte dorikitey bokkalo tostaru ala cheyyakudadu annaru 

 

VA vachina kotha lo oka room lo diga ..motham 4 mems vundey valluu..

 

first day night room ke velaganeyy rice vundi tinu anaru..apatikey full ga akali vesta vundey sariki sarey ani chepi poyi plate lo petukoni ,,, glass lo water petukoni techukunnaa.. elopu edaru vacharuu okadu plate nadi ani enkokadu glass nadi ani 2 patukupoyaru..    apatikapudu bayatiki velli palte konuku techukoni tinna  

 

enkokadu emo apatlo 2 days na phone leka vadini oka sari ph evaraa frend ke call cheyali urgent gaa antey ledu mama ekuva sepu matlditey charging sarig work cheyatlledu anadu  

 

Nenu US ki vachina 2 days ki jarigindhi ee incident.... vachina next day bayataki raaledhu, 2 days tharvatha naa kanna mundhu vachina athanu(pedhayana) padandra bayataki mee tho bank accounts open cheyistha ani Bank of America ki theesukelladu........

 

I was carrying travelers checks with me and a DD for tuition fee.....So, bank account open chesanu and teller adigindhi, "Do you want all your traveler check amount to be deposited" ani.....kotha kadha room advance, rent inka karchulu untay ani 2k cash kaavali ani adiga.....while she was counting money(anni $100 bills count chesthundhi, $100 antey pocket laavu ga kanabadthundhi, risk endhuku ani), i asked her " Can you please give me $500 notes" ani anna.......appudu adhi SORRY?? andhi....nenu vinabadaledhu emo anukoni......"$500 note, $500 note" anna...(appudu note ni ikkada bill antaru ani theleedhu).....still adhi sir andhi.......naaku appatiki velagaledhu......dabbulu theesukoni bayataki vachi, akkada unna anna tho chepthe.....ikkada  $100 e maximum thammudu ani cheppadu.....Baaga  navvukunna appudu...

 

nenu US ochaaka rakarakala manushulni choosa, India ki velthe karchu avuthundhi ani 5yrs ga US lo ne undevallani, Parents call chesthe karchu avvuddi ani month ki okasaari intiki ph chese vallani, US citizenship kosam ikkada pillalni kani, ikkada penchithe karchu ani India pampina vallani, Pelli cheskunna MBBS ammai ikkadakochaaka Steps clear cheyyaledhu, airport lo odhilesonollani ----------inka comedy versions kooda choosa Under wear ni wash tub lo uthiki rest room lo aaresinollani (vallaki unnave rendu okati onti meedha, rendu dhandem meedha), McDonalds ki velli ketchup packets techukoni tomato pachadi cheskunnollani, nenu salvation kosam esthunna battalni endhuku vere vallaki ivvadam enduku memu use cheskuntaam ani teeskunnavallani, gaddam geeskunte trimmer paadu avvuddi ani lighter tho ventrukalni kaalchunna vaadini (monne e daarunam choosa, maa guest lo oka sardar ji gaadu) , adhi choosi  okaavida undhi own consultancy undhi, pellam okachota, mogudu oka chota working, consultancy undi vere vere places lo work chesthunnaru, 8 yrs ga aamekunna 8 jathala battalne use chesthundhii 

 

-5years ki inni goraalu choosa, inka enni choodalo 

 

bill ni cheque anali ani kuda 1 yr ki kani alavatu avvaledu... prati sari ekkadikanna bayatiki vellinappudu can i get my bill ante... dabbulu return ivvamantunnanu emo anukune vallu... ado type ga chuste.. lechelli bill card geeku ante.. edo card geekesi pampinche vallu... taravata gurtukochedi cheque anali kada ani.

 

Nenu oka Report raayochu naa experience tho.... ITEMS NI CHUSAA NENU...

 

-- Early morning (11am) ki class ki vella leka drop chesi , probate aina candidates

-- Tissues open cheyyadaniki badhakam vesi direct TAP kinda cleaning 

-- Seat cover vetha kunda Pissing ppl

-- Groceries thesku raagane(10 kinds of vegetables and all non-veg) Pappu chesi (frozen items anni 6hrs lo khaali chese vallu)

-- Amway mathu lo Animals la behave cheyyadam

-- Poti annatlu Groceries finish cheyyadam - 6 eggs tho omlette with 4 tortillas (30min after lunch)

-- Thaagi , fight chesi kotha laptop (2days old) ni two pieces chesi, okadni thosthe vaadu kathi mida padi hand injury ($1000 bill)

-- Thella pori tho padukovadaaniki adda myna panulu, drama lu...

-- Nadumu kuda vancharu baboi......

 

1) Maa roommate Trimmer tho vaadi gundu vaade geeskovadam naaku eerpadina 1st psychic disorder

 

2) Battalu Uthukkodaniki Intlo Washer kanapadakapoyeesariki...kaneesam ekkada untayo kuda adagakunda...Bath tub lo RIN sub vesi subbaram ga battalu uttukovadam chusi ....2nd psychic Disorder ki loonayyanu

 

3) Sorakayani...Peel cheyyakunda alagee cut chesi ....Onions lo sorakayamukkalu vesi fry chesina Ghanudu Vaaadu.....ideee naku vadini chusaka eerpadina 3rd psychic Disorder

 

4) maa kitchen lo cockroaches undevi..... Deep friz lo chaala rojulu oka dabba undedi..oka roju asalu indulo emunnaya ani mutha teesi chuste andulo 5 cockroaches unnaiii...evadraa ee pani chesindi ante....Nene maastaruuu meeru undadi cheptha...ila cheste kaani veetiki buddi raadu ani cheppina vaadini chusii..neenu poooorthiga pichodini ayepoyanu

 

Mana DB lo jagadam USA ki ragane Univ daggara apartments lo oka semester munde vachina valla unit lo accomodation dorikindi... that guy is a muslim !! oka month ayyaka Jagadam ni pilichi.. "garam paani hona toh kya karna ?" annadu

 

maanchi winter bayata snow, -ve's lo temperature, vaadu appude lab nundi ochi, sokka vippesi, full AC petti enti maastaaru intha ubbaristhundhi anevaadu

 madhya rathri sudden ga lechiii cheee deenemma ani shirt vippi visirikottevadu..!!!ayyagarikiiii Peak winter lo Udakaposediii room lo

 

Konnallu ala kaala Gharbam gadichidni.....

 

Neenu Room maaripoyanu...

Mana Banthi Baa ki Job vachi vere uuru vellipoyaduu

 

Appudu Kotta room lo inko Item Raaja tagiladu

 

Vaadu oka roju vanta cheyyaraaa  anicheppi neenu Asusual ga laptop lo LAN games adukuntunnanu...Baaga aakalesi thindam ani kitchen loki velli chusanu...!!!!

 

Shock ki gurayyina neenu...Entra Prasaduu idi ani adiganu...em leduu Birakaya Pachadi cheddam ani Blender lo vesanu  ..blender pani cheyyatledu sarle Curry andariki sarepodu ani ..Potlakaya kuda kalipaanu ani cheppadu

Chi Chi Chi idi itla vandaru raaa ani visukkunannu...vaadu appudu andulo nunchi...potlakaaya mukkalu eeri pakka bowl lo vesi ...ippudu thinu idi beerakaya kura...idi potlakaya kura...ivala  2 curries chesanu.....naaku next cooking turn ledu ani eguruthu vellipoyadu...

alaa kaaala gharbam gadichindiii....vaadi pichiii kuda alagee baaga mudiripoyindii...appudu anukoni sanghatana okati jarigindi...

maa kharma kaali vaadu Ebay lo account create cheskunnadu..... Free ga ee vastuvu vachina vadelevaadu kaadu...!!! Road la meda Lab nunchi vastu konni erukuni vachevaadu

Errra bootlu , ......Plain Shirts paina vaadi pen tho vaade Foot ballplayers  peeerlu raaskovadam laanti panulu kuda start cheesesaduu...

enduku railanti panulu chestunnav ante.... eemundii maaastaaruuu.....vaadu ayete 60$ ki ammutadu ....ade 10$ shirt meda maname perlu raaseskunte pollaaaa...

-Oka roju vaadi vanta turn aithe, fridge lo unna french fries teesi bowl vesi, water posi, micro wave lo pettadu-----oka 10 mins tharuvaatha teesi, already fry avuthunna oil lo e fries mash chesi andhulo vesaadu--------idhi antha observe chesthunna nenu, em chesthunnav babu ani adigaaa, emundhi mastaaru intlo potatoes ayeepoyayee, elago e fries kooda potatoes thone kadha chesthaaru andhuke ivi vaadesaa ani, aa mashed potato lo uppu kaaram challi daaniki potato curry ani peru pettadu nayanoooooooo ----adhi choosina naaku vanta ante virakthi vesi aa roju taco poyee thini ochaa----aa tharuvaatha nundi vaati vantalaki bali kaakudadhu ani decide ayee separate cooking start cheskunna andhuke, gurthundhaa neeeku--------vaadi turn roju avi bharinchaleka, nuvvu nenu vandina curries thinevaadivi

vaadu oka sare potato curry lo vesina pasupu ki naa cheyyi antha yelllow ga ayepote...andaru nannu jaundice patient anukunnaru

 

ivanni choosthunte naa vanta gurthuku vasthondi.............o sari nenu ikkadiki vachchina kottalo chicken drum sticks vandudamani attempt chesa...........2 hrs lo chesi class ki vella. Vachchesariki maa valla face choodali. Raw chicken lane undi adi. Emi vandano endo. O 4 days thittukunnaru. Nannu aa room lo pettinodiki call chesi vaadini thittaru.

 

Inko incident ee madye recent ga aindi...turkey chesa wrst unde . Weird taste. So eggs kotti salt vesa. Uppu ekkuvaindi. So lassi posa andulo. Inka wrst aindi. Ila o 2 hrs kashtapaddaka. Ila kaadani padesi biryani techcha bayatiki velli.

 

cutting ki vella... inka edo try cheddam ani pedicure ante cheyinchukunna bill emo 48.91 vesindi... inka gurtu... sare do u wanna give any tip ante... manam India gurtu techukuni round figure 50$ chesukomma anna (Indian currency lo more than 50 rupee istunna kada ani)... adi WHAT andi... naku ardham kaledu.... taravata adi gurtochinappudalla ippudu em chesavra ani navvukunta..

 

inkokati ayyindi... idi ikkada vunna andariki ayye vuntundi... nenu kottaga vachinappudu univ rec ki badminton adadam ani vellam.... akkada birdie kavali maku... maa vadu nallaga vuntadu parigettukuntu velli.... " can i get a cock?" ani tella porini adigadu.... adi oka disgusting look ichi velli poyindi... velli chinki ammayilani adigadu pakkana... vaallu what? ani malli adigi malli annaka navvutunnaru... maa seniors emo ekkada tannulu padatayo ani dooram gane nunchukunnaru... ammayilu avute cinema chustunnaru vadu adugutunte... kottaga vachina inko 3 vellaru cock cock anukuntu... vallu bhayapaddaru... inka chetilo cock lakkuni idi cock ani chupistunnaru... vaallemo navvi.. oooo shuttle... ani icharu... taravata nenu dooram lo vunte vachi adigi appudu cheppa birdie antaru ani... 

aa senior ammayilu telisi kuda aa roju telinattu pakkane vundi chustunnaru okkati pikalani anipinchindi..

Naaku oka daridrudu dorikaadu. Vaadidhi Jharkhand. Asalu adavi manishulu vaadini chusi siggutho chacchipothaayanukunta

 

1. Vaadu prapanchamulo vaadikante best cook evadu ledu ani vaadi feeling. Theory mottham chepthaadu and by the time he starts cooking he drinks so much and he looses control on what he is doing. Final ga kaneesam chicken udakaka munde sagam boil ayina daanini taste chusthu ave fingers aa curry lo petti malli gravy taste chusthaadu. adi chusi naaku vomit avuthundi and entha greed ante he eats 80 percent of it and still wants more.

 

2. Almost he eats every moving object known to mankind and adi raw ga undagaane thintaadu lamdi koduku. Asalu raakshasudini live ga chusina first time only after seeing them first time in Ramayanam serial 

 

3. Rice ayina tharavaatha, Ganjini teesi vaadu store room lo room temperature lo 1 week pedithe edo rice wine tayaaravathadi ani experiment chesi nannu thaaga manevaadu. Daantlo live ga naaku fungus kana padedi. But still he says it is the best wine in the world and he keeps drinking.

 

4. Vaadu oka flute vaayisthaadu, evado india lo UP lo unna guruji nunchi nerchukunnadu anta. Naaku intlo entha pedda torture ante vaadi flute vina leka thalani godaku esi kottukunevaadini. endukante raathri 1 ki start chesevaadu chinni kishnudu.

 

5. H1B meeda last 6 months pay stubs levu, valla employer thoni godava, asalu undo revoke ayindo teliyadu, full time ki apply chestaadu and they reject because no pay stubs but still he talks arrogantly and says he will manage. Asalu vaadu eppudooo illegal ayyadu but vaadi dairyam endo naaku artham kaadu

 

6. Okate cheddi and oka shirt motham 1 month esukuntaadu. Undilu uthiki hall lo vesthaadu. Aa shirt and chaddi kampu thattukoleka memu maa laundry card icchi uthukommante vaadiki akkada varaku nadichi washing ki veyyalante baddakam.

 

7. Vaadi pelli kaaledu and he is 34 and oka ammayi valla relatives lo friend veediki. Full thaagi aa ammayiki phone chesthaadu vela paala lekunda. And addamayana vanni vaaguthaadu, paapam aa ammayi veedini etla thattukuntundo emo

 

8. Bathroom lo vaadiki cigarette kottande Kaaryam kaadu. Mothham bathroom antha addamaina poga kampu. Maakaithe mabbulolo enter ayinattu anipisthundi. Adokkate kaadu bathroom lo laptop pettukoni minimum 1.5 hr (UP lo lafoot kawwali songs. Altaf raza type) songs pettukoni mammalni saava kodthaadu sound bayataku vinapadelaa.

 

9. Asale H1B status ledu and he drinks almost everyday and wakes up in the afternoon around 12:00 PM and doesn't even bother to take or looks what calls have come or what to return back.

 

10. Inkoka katharnaak pani emitante nenu and 1 more roomie bayataki vellamu and this fellow drank so much that he forgot to switch of the stove and cooker was on and he locked the door from inside. Memu arichi door lu kotti phonelo chesi entha lepina levaledu antha matthulo unnadu. Maaku tension perigi poyi last ki apartment courtesy officer ki chesthe vaadu vacchi teesi poyaadu. My other roomie who was with me almost asked him to get out of the apartment on the same night due to his behavior.

 

11. Asalu room lo ememi unnayo vaadu eppudu pattinchukodu. Okasaari Bathroom tissues ayipothunnayi ani vaadiki telisi kuda lite teesukoni direct ga hand vaadi (pakkaku oka bottle pettukoni) and ade chethitho inka bathroom lo emi raccha chesaado aa devudike telusu.

 

inka chaala daarunaalu unnayi but can't type more. Luckily i moved now to California and out of that Texas chainsaw massacre.

 

Nenu vellina 1 year tharvatha....evaro indian stundents maa university ki vastunnaru...please receive chesukora ante...nenu maa roommate vellam....

 

okkadu ani chepte....akkada mugguru vunnaru...entra meeru kooda same universitya ante yes annaru...mari....enduku mail cheyaledu...ante...thelvadu ani ante....sare le ani...inko friend ni rammani...wait chesi....vallani maa room ke teesukellam...inka evaru vaddu ante...

 

sare morning class ki vellalani....adaavidiga rest room door open cheyagaane...dharigram choodalsi vachindi....

 

aa muggurilo okadu....camod meeda rendu kaallu petto paina koorchooni vunnadu...edava door kooda vesukoledu...

 

chi chi ani...vaaadu vachaka....adem koorocham raa...ayina at least door lock chesukovachu kadara ante....

anna adi ela lock cheyalo thelvaledu....and india alaavaatulo alaa koorchunna annadu....

 

Maa frd okkadu H1 vallatho vunde vadu....eddu master chesadu... so H1 from india nuchi vachina vallu chaalaaa lekka vestharu so aa room lo vedithoti kalipi 5 members vunde vallu and daily evvadi vanta valladhi so timing iche vallu....and daily 5 curries vundeve... by any chance nuvvu vadi curry vesukunavu anukoo weekend lopu okka bill vachedhi nuvvu naa curry vesukuna so edhi bill anivadu....

 

I will tell one experience. Nenu US vachina next sem juniors vaste pick chesukodaniki vellamu tavata they took apartment which was opp to our apt. Vallu vachina 2 months ki urgent ga rest room ki vellalsi vachindi. Ma room key marchipoyanu and it was locked so i ran into their bathroom and i had to go to poo poo. teera chuste bathroom tissues levu. Arichi tissue roll ivvamani adigite they said they dont have them. Kharma anukoni bayatiki vacha water to kanichesi. that day walmart ki velthu i asked if they want me to get bathroom tissues appudu vallu enduku mama akkarledu annaru. Adenti levu annaru kada ante we dont use broom and kitchen tissues avi chala expensive annaru. kitchen tissues ok but broom lekunda ala ani adugute india lo 21 yrs broom tissues tone perigama annnaru. appude kadu adi naku ippudu shock aey. they told me they use tub. this is the weirdest thing i saw. 

 

 

one more exp is paisalu waste ani ma roomate okadu underwears tub lo rin to wash chesukune vallu. poni ventane utukoni aresukunna anukovachu avi water lo 1 week nana betti eppudo utikevallu e 1 week bathroom motham kampu kottedi

 

Maa vaadu okadu Manchi Company lo Manchi Job Plus very talented... kakapothe pisinari...

 

Poddune Pulihora chesukuni theatre kelle vaadu.... Okka ticket meeeda 4 or 5 movies choosi vochevaadu.... Naaaku konchem close eeee... inka adi thelisi intiki raagane esukunna... picha kuntloda endira aa pani ani.... tharvatha lite theesukunna vaadi dabbulu vaadistam ani.... Kakapothe naa daggara dabbulekapothe help chesevaadule..

 

maa friend room lo oka tamil oodu undey vaadu, aah roju vanta vaadidi nenu appudey vella 7:30 pm ki akkadiki mana tamilodu acbbage baaga cut chesi cooker ni lo petti bayataki poyaadu, 8:30 ayindi 9:30 ayindi inka raledu vaadu 10 ki vachaadu. mavaadu adigaadu vanta ayindaa antey 2 mins annadu. Em chestaada 2 mins lo anukunna aah cooker mootha teesi konchem uppu kaaram esesi ready annadu vedemma jeevetam ankuni bayataki poyaam

 

nenu chusina heights. ee batch antha India nundi short term meedha projects ki vachina vallu.. naa karma khaali aa desi company ki join ayya.. US lo

 

1. room lo 3 (all tamils except me) members unte.. evadi bathroom roll vaadu lopaliki theesukelli pani ayyaka.. suitcase lo pettukovatam. ee daridram choodalekha, I bought rolls and donated to the room. 

 

2. eggs paina evadi peru .. vaadu raasukovatam..

 

3. maa friend vachaadu.. naa kosam. Tamil vaadu TV chusthunte.. NFL score okka saari chusthaa, remote ivvu bhayya ante..  nenu TV chusthunna annadu.. vaadiki khaalindhi..

 

India nundi.. appude US vachaa (nenu india lo already worked).. maa consulting company vaadu.. nannu oka apartment lo set chesaadu Atlanta lo. Nenu US ki kotta, naa room-mate gaadu (maha rashtra vaadu) already US lo MS chesi.. fresh gaa dhigaadu training ki.. naaku konni tricks and tips cheppadu..

 

1. Fresh gaa US lo dhigaa kadha.. cigarette kosam.. thiragani chotu ledhu.... chivarki.. cinema theater bayata kuda choosa.. kaani dhorakale.. maa roomie gaadu gas station lo untaayi ani cheppadu.. gas station ante enti ani adigaa? appudu vaadu naaku devudu laa anipinchaadu..

 

2. Melligaa vaaditho parichayam, vaadi tips .. life oka vaaram gadichindhi.. appudu maa room lo, no internet, no TV and only one land line. Evening 11:00 PM ki podukunte.. evado thalupu kottaadu.. India lo laagaa.. velli casual gaa door theesa...

 

Door open cheyya gaane.. police lu.. naaku pichalu pack.. atu itu.. choosthe.. room mate gaadu balcony lo cigarette thaaguthu, oka chethi lo phone maatlaaduthu door daggarki vachaadu.. Vachi.. police nu chusi.. phone lo malli chesthaa ani cheppaadu..

 

basical gaa complaint enti ante.. kinda apartment vaallu complaint ichaaru anta.. veedu phone lo loud gaa maatlaadu thunnnaru ani..

 

Police simple gaa warning ichi vellaaru.. vaallu vella gaane.. veedu naaku malli geeta paaraayanam chesaadu.. Ivanni ikkada maamule.. naayana ani.. Sare kaabosu ani.. vaadu cheppindhi vini podukunna...

 

3. Nenu India lo eppudu vanta cheyya ledhu.. he said, he cooks well... because he did MS here. Sare kadha ani Omlet chesthaa annaadu.. nenu ok ani.. onions tharigi, eggs kalipi anni ichi vere room lo friend tho phone maatlaaduthunte.. sudden gaa kitchen lo mantalu..

 

matter enti ante.. veedu poyyi meedha oil pettese.. inko line lo.. "Hello Sanya ani..." 30 mins jump.. ee loga.. fire alarm, mantalu etc..

 

Nenu america ki kooto, leka pothe mantalu chusi bayam vesi.. edho aarpataaniki try chesthunte.. vaadu.. relax gaa.. light theesuko.. ivanni ikkada maamule annaadu.. naaku mind okka saari block ayyindhi..

 

 

4. room lo iddarame kaabatti.. separate bath rooms undevi.. Oka saari veedu naa bath room vaadukuntaanu.. annadu... sare anna.. Vaadi bath room emaindho.. pani chesi vachaka cheppadu..

 

vaadi bathroom mottam yellow color lo undhi.. vaadu toilet lo cigarettes buds etc vesi.. adhi block ayi poyindhi..

alaa endhuku bayya.. chakkaga unchuko vachu gaa anna.. appudu naaku dimma thirige response ichaaadu..

 

Naaku ee tella vallatho.. mana penta kadiguthunte chudaali ante ishtam annaadu..

 

Matter enti ante, apartment service vallani pilisthe.. service people vasthaaru kadha adhi..

 

5. Vaadu room lo ne cigarette thaage vaadu.. thaagi carpet meeda butts vesi.. shoe tho thokke vaadu.. final gaa 5 months room lo unnandhuku apartment fine.. 1800$.

 

Employer kattaado ledho theleedhu.. but vaadi dhaggara baadhaadu ani vinnaa...

 

nenu chusindi cheptunna..its not an complaint..

 

okasari konni days L1 vallatho vunna ,valla office lo laundry kuda vuntundata...so vellu roju konni battalu office ki tesukelli akkada wash chesi techukunnevaru...apt lo coin washing vuntundi..

inka eve food kuda edo pedtarta..so office ayipoina akkadae kasepu vundi tinesi vachevallu..so nenu okkadine vandukunevadini mostly..

 

emo L1 kada ,dabbulu saripovatledemo anukkunna..

 

oka sari dallas lo karma gali oka L1 mida vachina vaditho room lo vunna vadi naku choopinchalu chukkalu inni anni kavu ...list ki konni chebutha..

 

1. vachina first day trash bag kosam illantha vethika ekkada kanipinchaledhu..vadu office nunchi vachaka trash bag ekkada vundi ani adiga vadu dhaniki kitchen lo oka pedha wlamart covers moota ippi idhe mana trash bag every day evening cover nindina tharuvatha trash bin lo padedham annadu..naku mind dobbindi..

 

2. sarle ani a coma lo nunchi baitaki vachi ..pata padi vodahm ani bath room ki vella akkada wipes levu..endi wipes levu ani digithe wipes endi nenu bathroom use chesina tharu vatha snanm chesi vastha..naku wipes alavatu levu ani cheppadu...naku 5 mins lo 2nd time mind block aindi

 

3. after one week desi groceries ki vellam samanlu thiskunnam except milk anni thisukunnadu...milk walmart lo thisukundham annadu,..ednhuku babai ikkada thisukundham anna vinakunda na car lo 5 miles drive cheindi walmart thisukelladu ...final ga price differnece is 50 cents..naku alla rojuku oka cinema choopinche vadu

 

4. ala konni rojulu anni set chesukunnaka(bought wipes and trash bags with my own money) oka roju castco podham annadu..endhuku ante choclates and wine bottles retrun ivvali annadu..sare ani thisukupoya..pothe akkada scan chesthe avi castco lo konnavi kavu...athram apukoleka adiga babi niku ivi ekkadivi ani..erri poo...k navvu navvukunta ma manager okadu new year ki gift ichadu elago nenu avi use cheyyaledhu kanisam 10 dollors anina vasthai ani try chesa annadu...

 

ila naku roju oka vichitramaina technies tho pichekinche vadu....manishi manchode kani guname gudistidhi ..vanni choosi jali padalo navvalo naku ardham ayyedhi kadhu...3 months vundi jump aipoya....

 

nenu chala cold place lo unta... naa roomate gadu bayata temperature 36 unapudu, lopala AC, heater mode lo kakunda, AC mode lo petti, 68f temperature set chesthaduu,

 

atta pani cheyadhu raa bai ante.... "niku telusa , naaku telusa, nenu MS ikkade chesina, nenu us lo 5 tears nunchi untunna.... AC etta pani chesthundhoo , nuvvu maku chepthava " anetoduuuu......

 

 

YSR puttina roju ki , vardhanthi ki , upavasam undetoduuuu and pandaga putaa pachi biriyani tine toduuuu.... kikikiki....

 

picha kula gajji nakodukuuuu ....hahaha

 

Mem US ki ochina 1st week lo oka friend gadu underwear balcony lo aaresthunde.....oka roju intiki koncham daggarlo nunchi chopper velthunde idhi gamaninchi inko friend gadu mazaak chedhaam ani serious ga "Arey evadanna balcony lo battalu aareshinraa...ikkada choppers lo nunchi kuda check chestharu" anangane eedu ventane bhayam tho uriki avi theeskochi lopala eshi inkepudu baita aareyyale

 

maa room lo oka tikka naa koduku unde vaadu .. ... room lo 5 memebers unde vallam ... andhulo 4 are frnds.. nenu kothaga vacha... night shifts avadam valla close avaleka poya.. 

 

valla frnd memu unde place ki vasthunadu .. vaadi accommodation kosam nannu bayataki pampinchadaniki plan vesaru ... Room lo 150 $ touch pad poyindhi ani drama stat chesadu ... Andhari rooms search chesthanu annadu ... search cheyamante adhi naa mentality kaadhu annadu ... 

 

roju office lo unte..call chesi nenu cops ki complaint chesthuna..complaint chesthuna ani sava dengevaadu ... oka saari naa G lo kaali .. 

nene COPS ki call chesi matter cheppa.. cop ki vaadi number itchanu..cop call chesi.. "It seems you have some problem at home , did you lost any valuable products at home " annadu anta ... 

 

vaadiki ucha paddayi ... last lo vade cheppesadu cops ki i found it.. im good now ani ... Mental lan*a koduku ....

 

naa roommate gaadu okadu unde vaadu..vaadu india lo full balisina party ayinaa US lo vaadi kakkurthi ki haddulu levu..

 

1. Vaadu india yearly once vellevadu..appudu gundu kottinchukuni vachevaadu..ikkada no hair cut..ponee ademina good lookingaa ante adi kooda kaadu..pichi pichi gaa undedi vaadu juttu..

 

2. Oka sari bayata picha snow padutondi..-ve lo undi tempp..nenu office nundi vachesariki vaadu intlo fish kadigi koora vandutunnadu..bhayankaramina vasana..bayata ki polenu, intlo undalenu..sachipoyaa..corridor lo 2-3 hrs undalsi vachindi..

 

3. vaadu room chaala darunanga unchevaadu..bed konte dabbulu waste ani..valla friend vadesina bed okati pattukochadu (till that time he used sleep on floor with just blanket for 5 weeks)..aa bed daridranga, attalu kattesi undi..

aa bed techina sariggaa 4-5 weeks ki intlo bed bugs vachayi..alaa ilaa kaadu..maa room mates (3 BHK 3 members) 3 days literrrrallly nidra poledu..  ..taruvata apartment vallaki complaint cheste..

vaallu maa intlo investigate cheyyadaniki $300, pakka illallo kooda vellipoyindemo ani investigate cheyyadaniki 4 houses each $300..and then pest control cheyyadaniki $500 ..ante total gaa $2000 daaka lakkunnaru maa daggara

 

Nenu Bangalore lo face chesina oka bhayankaramina manishi sangatulu chepta[/b]

 

 

1) Vadi salary 12 lacs. 5 Yrs Exp in Java

 

2) Vadu 3 yrs nundi oke towel chinigi poyyi vadi **** kanapadutunna marchadu. Oka sari ma roommate towel ni chair lonchi theesi hanger ki tagiliste enduku daniki tagilinchavu adi chinigethe ela annadu. 

3) Vadu mandu konukochukunte 2 peglu with out snacks vere vadu party isthe quarter tagutadu with non-veg adi malla vanikemo blenders pride vere valakki Royal Stag teesukura dabbulu endu waste ga karchupettadam antadu....

 

4) Intlo vallu phone cut cheste.Enduku cut chesaru. Nenu cut cheyyalena anavasranga 1 minute kakundane cut chesaru..30 paise waste ani 30 minutes tidatadu.

 

5) Socks 3 yrs industry..chinigi kampu dengutunnayi

 

6) Cheppulu 5 yrs industry. Hostel lo pani vadini pilichi kothaga vunnayi teesuko annadu..vadu kindi meediki chusi nuvve vunchuko annadu.

 

7) Oka sari vadu ma inko room mate chicken techukunnaru....pani pilla gadu vachi aa daridruni platelo 2 pieces teesukunnadu....taravta chudali vani asta daridram..ma room mate ki phone vachi bayatiki velthe atani platelo nunchi 2 pieces teesukoni vadi platelo vesukunnadu.

 

 

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8) Vadu nenu oka sari bus kosam wait chestunnam Volvo bus vachindi , endi ekkaledu ante manakenduku volvo, side sampadana vunte ekkuchu kani manam ekka galama annadu(As I said earlier vadi salary 12 lacs).

 

9) Chicken techukundam ani teesukonipotadu, teesukunna tarvata dikkulu chustu vuntadu manam dabbulu istam anna ashato.

 

10) Ma friend oka sari memory card iste viragottindu, kottadi ivvamante nenu adaga leduga nuvve naku ichavu nede tappu annadu. Papam ma friend ganiki job ledu ee daridra narayana gadu ma friend ki inko bokka pettindu.(Fight cheste half money 120 rupees ichindu)

 

11) Oka sari saloon ki hair cut kosam pothe shop atanu 50 rs teesukundu, andariki 40 aa tesukuntadu. Aa vishayam daridra narayana ganiki chepte varam rojulu nidra poledu sarigga. Andariki cheppi badapade vadu.

 

12) Vadi dagarra oka cap vundi 5 yrs industry, 1st company lo join ainappudu ichindru, ippatiki ade cap. White cap kasta brown cap ayyindi with vents(Bokkalu).

 

13) Vadi dagarra oka dokku PC vundedi..2002-03 time lodi..40GB HD 256 MB RAM, danni apple comp ni chusukunnanta sukumaramga chusukonevadu. Evaranna danni muttukunte endukala muttukuntavu karabithe ela, adigithe nenu pedataga ane vadu. Daniki malla Mandingo Maddantha password.

 

14) Vadu hostel owner to godavapadi food tinadam manesadu, outside mess lo oka one week tinna taravta vani burralo oka daridramaina idea veligindi adentante 15 rs petti bita rice techukonevadu, valla roommates to cheppi hostel lo curries teppinchetodu owner ki telavakunda vadi roomloki for free.

 

15) Evadanna bita tinoste nuvvu eroju hostel lo tinaledu kada ne food naku techivvu anetodu( Aa musti mudanastapu mundakoduku salary 12 lacs, emi cheshetodo a dabbulani?)

 

16) Vadu company change ayinapuudu manchi hike vochindi, maku vani gurinchi appatiki telavaka treat adigam, a dommari munda koduku 10 rs petti 10 mirchi bajjilu techi pandagachesukondi annadu.(Ma area lo oka mirchi bandi vundi 1 rupee ki 1 mirchi)

 

 

uk lo memu 4 members 3 bedroom flat lo undevallam 

 

btech lo maa junior gaadu anna mee oorike vastunna mba ki ante sare ani vadini kooda toosesa maa room lo ke 

 

vaadu 5ft ht and 120kgs wt untadu ...andaru full ga edipinche vallu vadini ..endukante vaadiki G antha baddakame 

 

rojuiki okallu vandali saturday vadiki icham, as per caste vadu vegeterian UK vachaka nonveg baaga alavatu ayyindi, sturday 

max pp veg kada ani vaadiki icham 

 

 

1) oka saturday nenu gym ki velli intiki raagane manchi chiken smell vastundi ee roju veg kada ani entira ee roju chicken chestunnav ante , anna pappu chestunna , nachatledu andukani chickem masala power vesa ka 2 spoons annadu 

 

2) inko saturday late ga lechi akali vestundi ani kitchen ki velthe ready ga rice and pappu undi.... hammaya anukoni plate lo pettukoni tintu unte pappu variety ga undi ..... nijam cheppara em chesav ante tomotoes veyyatam marchipoyanu anduke pappu ayipoyaka ok tin tomoto puri vesi mix chesa annadu 

 

3) bfast roju skip chestunna ani oka big nutella inka bread packet techukoni kitchen po petta , nxt day choosthe oka sppon ye undi danlo... emaindi ani adigithe night movie choosthu mottam tinesa anna annadu 

 

4) oka roju room lo party aithe vere frd baaga taagesi s#it kosam washroom ki velli akkada padipoyadu, andaram velli door gattiga knock chesthe atlane short pakkana padesi naduchukuntu velli room lo padukunnadu ...washroom antha kampu entra babu em ayyindi ra ani choothe vadu kindane kurchonnadu ...ee maa junior gadiki cheppam vadi pakkana padukovaddu ee rojuiki living lo paduko ante ...parledu anna endipoyi untadi annadu washroom lo ki velli choosi 

 

Naaku vanta sarigga raadhu US vachina kothalo. 

Oka saari Sambar chedham ani Dal + Tamrind cooker lo pettanu. Inkemundhi Dal eppatikee cook avvaledhu.

Tamrind maatram juice ayyindhi. Sarey le anukoni Sambar lo next procedure alaane continue chesaanu and finished cooking.

Final gaa maa roommates ki cheppanu...idhi 2 in 1 dish. Only rasam kaavaali ante..painunchi vesukondi... Sambar kaavaali ante kinda nunchi vesukondhi ani ... 

Gurthukochinappudalla.... navvaleka sacipoyevaadini.

 

idhi inko shoKing news....

natho paatu masters aipoyaka job ki training chesina ma batchmante gaadu okadu one year job ayina tarvata vaade next batches ki consultncy lo training ivvadam start sesaadu..  ..ento eedike sakkaga raadhu.... inka training em istado..KanJuuuuS saley gallu anukunna...

 

memu 5 mems apartment lo unde vallam .. okadiki enni saarlu cheppina ... tub bath chesthaadu ... tub looo water full gaa hot water fill chesukoni ..daanilo oka 1 hour padukuntaadu .... adhi dirty gaa untundhi vadhu raa anna vinaledhu ..

 

oka sari group lo unapudu discussion vachindhi ... inko roomate gaadu cheppadu ... vaadu number 2 ki velli ... tuduchukokunda.. mug teesukoni , bath tub lo kadukuntaanu ani ...

 

eedu parigettu kuntaa velli ee sari shower kindha 1 hour snaanam chesi vachadu .

 

Bangalore story vinnaka naku okadu yaad ochadu...vedidi false prestige badalu...Roommates kosam vetukutunte parichayam ayyadu maaku

 

College ekkada ra ante GITAM annadu

Vadu company lo iragatesesta ani sollu cheppevadu

ma room lo iddaram CAT prepare avtunnam appudu...oh nenu ivanni eppudo rasesa meru pilla bacha gallu I just missed IIM A & B admission annadu vadi maku devudu la kanipinchadu appudu

 

ila nadinchindi few weeks...nenu AP lo intiki vellinappudu Dad ni check up kosam ani pakka orulo multi speciality hospital ki vellam...

 

appudu gurtuku vachindi naaku...a kotta ga vachina roommate gadi father akkade pani chestunnaru ani...details kanukoni kaluddam ani vellam...general chit chat lo nenu GITAM kada vadi college anna kadu amma vadu ikkade RITAM annaru 

 

naku vadi cheppina sollu..mammalni erri pappalani chesina teeru gurtuku vachi anta gurtuku vachi lopala picha picha ga navvukunna 

Bangalore poyaka na other 2 friends ki cheppi vadu lenappudu vadi certificates tisi chusam...chuste CAT thussu....appudu chudali vadu as usual ga sodi cheppevadu maku nijam telisina vadu cheppevi vintu full entertain ayye vallam 

 

Bangalore lo unnappudu, okadu kotha gaa join ayyadu, for few weeks anu enter ayyadu room lo ki. Vaadu already married, relocated from Hyd to Bangalore. Temporary ani ante raanichaamu. 

Vaadu cheppe sollu..

1) Every year Himalayas ki velli akkada Aghoralatho kalisi poojalu chestaadu anta

2) First time Onsite(Canada ani gurthu) nunchi India ki return vachinappud...flight digina ventane... nela medha padukoni akkade bhoomini mudhu pettukunnadu anta (Indra movie scene)

3) Cricket aadetappudu.. mana vaadu bowling chesedhi..off spin. Oka saari bowl chesthe... Keeper cheyyi viridinghi anta... even keeper is wearing gloves.

4) Dinner cheyyataaniki daggaralo hotel ki velle vallamu. Ye ammayini choosinaa... nuvvu observe chesaavaa.. aa ammayi naaku kannu kottindhi ani ane vaadu.... sachipoyevallamu...

5) Jaatakam telusu ani.... vaadu jaatakam vaade cheppevaadu... in 2017 I will be king ane vaadu... Rajendra Prasad aa okkati adakku

 

ivi konni maatrame..

Idhi highlight... vaadu midnight sudden gaa lechi... edho language lo maatlaade vaadu....

Idhi bharinchaleka...night time ears cover chesukune vaadini.... monkey cap or edhi unte adhi...

Oka saari vaadi gola ekkuvayyi...paapam maa roommate ki ears cover chesukovataaniki edhi kanipinchaka...underwear ni talaku pettukunnadu .. nenu sachaanu navvaleka vaadi nethi medha underwear tho..

 

 

 

Nenu MS chestunnapudu oka Delhi vadu vundevadu vaadi sakalu antha intha kadhu

 

1. Eppudu room clean cheyyadu gani naku jhadu maar abey ane orders pass chesevadu

2. Oka sari party isthanu anni cheppi andharini hotel teesukuvelli pitre gadu split check annadu

3. Oka sari ma soaps chala fast ga aypothundevi endhuku ante vadu vadevadu, adigithe nenu soap konte paisal waste andhuke adhi kuda sharing annadu..

 

miru idhe choosaru ma room lo 2 anna thammullu unde varu jumbo personalities iddaru anna emo dieting ani ranch tagesevadu subway techukoni depp freez lo pettukoni microwave cheyakunda danni pressure cooker lo petti vessel vache antha varaku wait chese vadu oka vela vadu techukuna sub/sandwich evarina tintaru emo ani dbt tho ham/prok ani cheppe vadu oka sari ma frnd gadiki full akali vesi thini 10gadu choosthe adi veggie nti ra idhi ani vadni oka 2 times observation lo pettadu vadu cheppindi abaddam idi vadi kakkurthi idea room lo evarina kura chesthe ekkada malli veskodaniki undado ani anna thammullu iddaru kuda ginna lo 3/4th vesekune varu malli veskodanki vachi appude aipoinda ane varu vallatho chipotle ki velthe chachame oka sari 2 chicken bowls thini okati intiki techukune vallu

 

akkada e daridranni bharinchina naku kotha place lo malli chukka eduraindi em cheppali adi daridram aithe idhi nikrushtam

 

ikkada okadu unde vadu vadiki vanta oka range lo vachu ani vadi feeling e range lo ante oka roju pappu chestha annadu kandhi pappu badulu senaga pappu tho tomato pappu chesadu nenu baitaki poi vache sariki

 

night puta kick cinema lo raviteja gadi la padukone vadu emo ani na dbt eppudu vadi room lo ki tongi choodaledu

 

prathi raatri pedda sound tho faarn fettukone vadu ah sound ki naku mind thengedi

 

vadiki mandu ekkuva aithe inka avtala vallu chachare edo oka ammai random ga call chesi nenu niku nachana pelli cheskundama leka thappu cheddama ani adige vadu aina ah ammailu ela maatladae varo vaditho

 

oka sari adi pakka na adrushtam taagi dengi vaddu ra ante vinakunda car naduputha ani 2 time wrong way loki poyadu aroju fichhal cehthlo fattukoni kursuna

 

ma office la oka tamilodu manager gadunnadu vadu DBA team ki manager..vadu roju 9:45 or 10 ki osthadhu, vaddu andarni control lo petukovali ...ma DBA, gadi tho anadu nuvu roju 9:30 loppu office ravali anni...aa DBA gadu chinki gadu chala manchodu ...apudu aa chinki gaadi ki tikka dengi manager tho anadu..mari nuvu 9:30 lopu endhuku ravu ani...apudu aa tamilmunda koduku..nenu manager nenu epudiana ravachu anni anada...mental mundakoduku...

Edharu fulltime aee...year end review lo chinki gadiki chala bad reviews itchadhu...papam aa chinki gadu naku aa reviews chopinchadu.."did not meet the expectations anni" vadiki inka bonus kuda ranivakunda chesadu...lattkor lambdike langkodku..

 

Ekada matter enti ante, aa chinki gadu chala experienced, manager gadiki kanna vediki ekuva knowledge undhi...

Inka chinki gadu ee paaki mundakoduku bada barinchalekha veredegara job vethukoni velli poyadu....

 

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inko tamil manager gadu nanu hire cheskuna manager pyi poltics addi vaadini pyiki ranivakunda chesadu....vadu odli ipudu inko degara cheskuntunadhu.....

 

nanu hire cheskuna manager full thopu knowledge kani...calm manishi...manchodu...

 

nenu first time bus ekkudamani wait chestunte bus ochindi....raagane door open ai steps kindaki vachai automatic ga...odiyamma america keka anukuni ekkesa....driver d*ngu bayataki annadu....bayatakoste andaru wait chestunnaru....appudu oka desi porini adigite cheppindi....handicap vallu digutaru ....tarvata manam ekkali ani..

 

nenu masters chesetappudu 1 year tarvata seniors graduate ayi vellipoinataruvata, maa room ki mugguru kothaga masters cheyadaniki juniors

india nundi vacharu. oka roju nenu part time job chesi intiki vache sariki chicken cut chesi petti cooking start chestunnaru, enduko doubt

vachi velli choosa vallu chicken tho paatu chicken kinda unde paper(Meat Fluid absorbant cellulose pad) kuda cut chesi pettaru vandadaniki

 

naa first job lo unnapudu, maa apt pakkana iddaru telugu ladies unde vallu same company, vallantha badhakamaina ammailanu nenu intha varaku

choodaledhu. vallu sunday roju 6 different vegetables cut chesi, avi seperate ga boil chesukoni. oka pedda pan lo onions tomatoes masalas 

fry chesi, boil chesina 6 different vegetables lo sepearate ga kalipi 6 curries prepare chestaru. avi next saturday varaku daily oka curry tintaru. 

both office lo lunch ki and dinner ki. daily intiki vachi rice pettukuntaru anthe. paiga aa ammailu iddaru minimum 4yrs job experience n no job tensions 

evening 5:30 kalla office nunchi jump.

 

nenu gas station lo oka korea vaadi dagara part time chestundevadini, aa owner gaadu gas station bayata india lo number two ki velle position lo koorchoni ciggerate taagutadu.

customers choosi navvukune vallu veedu aina alane koorchoni taagutadu daily.

 

recent gaa water pattukodaniki naa tella tholu frnd tho vella ... wall greens ki vella.. akkada sambar gallu already water pattukuntunnaru .. nenu naa frnd wait chesthunam...

 

wal greens lo water nindi poina konni extra water vasthayi ... aa sambar gaadu .. walmart lo lemonade bottle untundhi kada.. aa bottle techukunnadu .. ee bottle ayipogane .. aa chinna bottle pettadu .. daani ninda water vasthe pattukoni velladu ..

 

idantha aa thella tholu frnd chusi ..ila annadu .. " you guys are amazing in saving water!!! "

 

ohh niku ala ardham ayindha .. nuvvu salla gundail babayya anukunna...

 

Naku California oka manishi intlo untunde, aa manishi wife India ki pothe nanu two months pettukunadu...manishi manchode kani vintha ga act chesthadu...

 

Vala community Okasari fire accident ayindhi Anta..so manishi koncham careful ga untunda..

 

 

 

Nenu hall lo kinda pandukuntunde..laptop nadhi epudu night antha on Chesi untunde, naku songs vintu padukovadam alavattu, so couple of times Poduna ledhu choose na laptops close Chesi untunde....so oka roju chepadu LAPTOP ATLA ON CHESI PADUKOKU ...LAPTOP HEAT KI CARPET OR SHEET KALIPOTHAYI EMO ENDHUKU OTCHINA RISK ANNI NENE ROJU NE LAPTOP CLOSE CHESTHUNNANU ANNI....

 

He is good man,helping nature kani itla vinthaga behave chesthadhi...

 

i would like to add some things to this list. very few are weird but still i would like to share the experiences which i found to be funny during the initial years of my US journey.

 

1) This incident happened to one of my Junior who also happens to work at the same gas station i was working at. He was in his first semester and after his shift at the gas station he was going back home. He was driving alone in his car without seat belt i guess so the police followed his car and took him to the shoulder lane. This guy took a while to stop his car after observing the police siren behind him.

 

instead of sitting in the driver seat until the cop arrived to his car , this guy opened his car door and walked down to the police car just like in india to find out wat the problem was. Cops thought this guy was coming to harm them and they immedialty pulled their guns.started yelling at him, asking him to fall to the ground with his face down towards the ground and put cuffs to his hand. 

 

he was later just given a ticket and left. but, this incident brought us few laughs.ma junior gadiki goraga pack aindi a incident tho.

 

2) as i was brought up in hyd, i never saw any kind of caste feeling in people around me. for the first time, i had direct contact with some guys who happened to be my roommates for a some period. this was in circle towers when i was working for a firm in reston,VA.

 

naku tagilina candidates, i think are from guntur and are obvisouly chowdaries and are hardcore fans of balayya. veelu general ga manchivale...but balayya ante chala pichi, caste feeling chala ekkuva...K partilu ani...kothaga evadana room lo kani bayata kani parichayam aithe vadu evado telika poina velli keliki matladam, vala group lo cherchukovadam lantivi chesevalu...

 

naku tagilina vadu oka roju full ga taagesi 11000$ tution fee vala intlo valu college kosam ani pampithe..motham casino lo petti odipoyi vachadu...

 

inko roju, room lo vere room mate cousin di evarido pittsburgh lo marriage ante...room lo andaram VA to pittsburgh drive chedam ani plan chesam....porapatuna nenu a ballaya fan ki , mama drive chala sepu undi bore kodutundi manchi songs emanna pendrive lo veyii. time pass avutundi ani cheppanu...

 

car ekkaka telisindi...vadu pen drive lo only 2 albums vesadu okati...samara simha reddy rendu narasimha naidu...naku fuse lu egirayi..mari intha abhimanam aa ani...a movies release ayi almost 10 years ayindi...veelu inka ave enjoi chestunnara ani...

 

Nenu present unna room lo oka Nizambad babu ni sulekha lo ad petti maree thiskunna.

 

Vadi eshaalu macchu ki konni...

Babu US vachi almost 6 yrs ayyindi... age around 30 untadi. eppati varaku car konale.. driving nerchukole.. learner apply cheyyi ante.. H1 document miss ayyindi ani 1yr ga chebuthnnadu.

Ma room kochina first day babuni curry vandamate... pappu chestha ani... tap lo vache hot hot water tho pappu lo water posi cooker lo pettadu.. enti vay edi ante? neek telida hot water esthe faffu quick ga cook avuthundi annadu.. 

 

Veedu nijam ga US vachi 6yrs ayyinda leka eppudue flight digaada anipinchindi. 

Inka room lo temprature 72F usual evaryna pettukonedi. Veediki matram 80F+ kavalanta.. evaryna 70+ pedithe evvaru chudani time lo malli 80+ chesthadu.. okkosari darunam ga ac off kuda chesthadu.. even outside is too hot.

 

Osari babu tho gas station kella.. gas koduthunna time lo nenu manual ga pump ni off chesthunte.. enti ela manual ga gas ni off cheyyacha ani adigadu..aa shock lonichi bytaki raadaniki 2 days pattindi.

Vaadu intlo use chese cheppals eppudu chappal stand lo pettadu.. hall ki center place lo pedathadu.. enti baasu ante... cheppal stand varaku evareltharu dude?? antadu.. veedu malli cricket ki gym ki every day velthadu..

Inka babu ki car ledukabatti, porapatuna walmart velthunnam vasthava ante... rup mani car lo kochi kuchuntadu.. walmart kellaka inka chukkale... dorakadu.. mottam thirigesthadu.. 1 hour ayyaka bytakosthadu. migatha roomies antha vadi kosam wait cheyyaali.

Inka babu bathroom lo chusthe mottam cosmetics untay.. morning time lo babu ready avvadaniki almost 1 hour paduthundi.. aa time lo room ki evvarini ranivadu. room lock cheskuni mirror mundu ready avthadu. 

 

Elante roommate evarikyna dorikada?

 

MS lo nenu 2nd sem lo unnapudu, 1sem lo okadu(student1) join ayyadu maa roomee.. vaadu join ayyaka inkokadu(student2) join ayyadu... theera chusthe modata join ayina vadiki rendovadu india lo kuda junioree..

 

1. eee student1 vadu, student2 ni, nannu nuvvu anna or sir alaliraa antadu, student2: pora pitri aneevadu... Roju adee godavaa

2. student2 kashtapadi oka pedda company lo inturn kottadu.., daaniki E student1 naaku cheppakundaa vellavu .. kaneesam okka mataina cheppochukada elaa position undi ani godavaa.. student2: nuvvu naku pellaniva anni cheppatanikee...

3. stdent1 tho yevaduu navvuthu matladakudadhu.. specially juniors.. adi telisi prathee junior kavalani kaliginchukoni matladuthu matladuthu navve vallu... student1 ki pichha kopamochhedi, class room lo gattiga arichesadu...

4. Oka roju student1 gadu oka mail post chesadu 2 days tharuvatha maa room ke vachhesindi.. ha ha... yentra antee vaadu indialo laga addresslu rasadu..

5. maavadu egg pressure cooker lo petti udikisthadu high - end technology usage.

6. modatlo toilet lo paper use cheyyatam nachhaledantaa, water use chesevadu.. maa restrooms mottham full wet ayyi, kinda floor loki water vachesthuntee appudu cheppadu ikkada tub bayata kallu kadukuntee yetelthayi water ani... anthe varaku maaku artham kaledu water yekkadi nunchi vasthundi ani.

7. t-mobile ni " t dash mobile" ani chadivevadu..

 

Nenu Bangalore lo unde apudu ma room mate unde vadu

 

Vadu Bathroom loki velithe 1hr - 1.30 hr, laptop with datacard patukuvelevadu.

 

Vadu daily Amway products gurinchi savagothadu.

 

Pelli ayindi Wife emo MBBS chestondi vedu B.com pass ayadu, wife ki money pampadu poni adi ayina ikada karchupedthada ante asalu ivadu.

 

naku 10K varuku dengesadu, vadi laptop ammi padadobutanu ante apudu ichadu mobile amesi money.

 

vadu rent pay chesevadu kadu owner gadu vadi luggage motham tiseskunadu idi July 2012 lo jargindi, vadu naku ivala phone chesi chepadu ivale money pay chesi luggage tiskuna ne Jeans okati na degara undipoyindi ani anadu... naku fuse out ayindi....

 

recent vina news aithe vadi wife divorce ki file chesindi vedi veshalu chusi, malli 2 years baby kuda manodiki..

 

naku jarigina incident:

 

kotha place lo job vaste accom kashtam mida client ki degarlo dorkindi chuste 3 unaru okadu telgu okad hindi okad tamil 2 rooms very small correct ga irukuga sardukovali chinna kitchen adi kuda walkin and very very small bathroom ela ante straight ga vellali adi position , first depression e kompa lo inta mandi ela unaru ani ideal for 2 ppl or 1 anthe...edokati le job imp kada ani sardukuni n8 edokati tini padkovachu ani subway kelli techkoni tini padkuna na roomie telugu gadu svu bapath. morning lecha 6 ki bathroom lo evdo unadu sare ani chusa atu itu tiriga half an hour ki baytikoste inkodu dooradu tamil odu endi ra ante na tym anadu vammo e na kodkulu sampese la unare ankuna inka biga pattukoni kurchunna next 7 ayindi na roomie gadu apde lechi oka serious look ichi bathroom door degra poyi nilabaddadu endi ra vidu ankuna tamil odu door ala open kuda sarigga cheyledu tanneskoni lopalkeladu vammo next telsindi okodu oko time anta sare kaniyandi ne yevva ankuna...discipline aa ante adi kadu o sari nen 7: 10 ki lechi chuste roomate gadu padkoni unde sare ani bathroom ella 2 mins lo dhaba dhaba ani talpul badhadu evadra lk ani aricha chirak lo manode sound ledu nen pani kanichi baytikocha vadi face red ga aipoyindi enti na tym lo eltav adi idi ani arichadu ne yemma lk ankuna e frustration anta o roju burst ayindi 8th day after joining there !!! 

 

kitchen episode : 

fridge lo oka carton coke cans unayi northie gadu techadu vadu wfh. dude drink anadu sare ani okati taga next day fridge open cheste em lev sare atle inko sari jargindi month end expenses chuste half half esi 10gad amma emunarra ankuna..(not just 10 bux)

 

inka na roomie gadu 8th day nen chesina racha tarvata matladatam manesadu manodki dl ledu apadke 3 years unad us lo driving bhi ata nahi. literally alantodni matram na life lo chudle. o sari chicken chesa ayindi ani just ala cheppa ante evaru rakundane vachi dhaba dhaba una curry lo almost half eskunadu endira nayana vedi karuvu ankuna. inko sari patel brothers lo lolli chesadu endi ra ani nen poyi chuste last tym okra padipoyinavi ichav ani return antunadu 1.50$ kosam 20 minutes argue chesadu venaka 20 mandi line tittani tittu titkoni undaru.

 

bathroom lo tissues lev em ra ante use water in bathtub anadu 

 

kitchen tissues aite asal lev oka cloth petti danne pindi pindi tipputunaru.

 

ninna oka experience... weird analo em analo matram telidu.... tappu pattadaniki naku logic avute kanapadaledu.... ninna night office lo oka desi couple intiki dinner ki piliste vellanu.... akkada already kontha mandi desis vunnaru kani naku parichayam ledu..... chala sarlu pilicharu ani velloddam ani vella..... intlo enter avvagane pedda sounds.... entole anukunna... koncham sepu ayyaka inka pedda sounds...... vere guests hall lone adukuntunnaru.... working day kada pani chesi chiraku meda vunduntaru, so enduku commit ayyaru anukuntunnaru emo, leka kottukuntunnaru emo koncham help chesi jump ayipoddam ani kitchen side vella... chuste calm gane cooked curries ni reheat chestunnaru.... enti aa sound ani adiga... dishwasher padayyindi, so utensils laundry washer lo wash chestunnam annaru.... mari taravata battalaki vasana vastundi kada ante... battalalo detergent vestam kada radule... malli softener vadatam manchi smell vuntundi ani annaru.... 

 

nenu tondaraga tinestanu, meru pilicharu ani vachanu ani cheppi akkada nundi 

 

2010 lo oka projct ki oka place lo unna and lived with roomates. Akkada oka abbai he joined a week after me and told me he has 8 yrs exp...appudu manam fresher aey almost so nijamemo anukunna...he said he worked in calif , ATlanta, DC etc etc...idi ila undaga oka roju he was taking clothes into kitchen and i asked where are you going...he said battalu washing ki ani...i asked why u r going into kitchen for washing clothes...then he said manaku laundry machine intlone undi ga annadu...appadiki 1 day ne ayyindi memu a kotha intlo ki move ayyi....i was excited and asked enti nijamga e apt lo laundry unda ...anta dooram vellakarledu anukunna but i got a doubt because i havent seen it and asked ekkada undi bro...he directly took me to dishwasher and showed me that...i was shocked...edi laundry ,m/c enti dish washer kada annanu...he then was like aite dentlo wash chesukukokudada ani adigadu...i was really shocked...malla he said he was in US from 7 yrs...cut cheste 1 week lo he was laid off

 

recent gaa water pattukodaniki naa tella tholu frnd tho vella ... wall greens ki vella.. akkada sambar gallu already water pattukuntunnaru .. nenu naa frnd wait chesthunam...

 

wal greens lo water nindi poina konni extra water vasthayi ... aa sambar gaadu .. walmart lo lemonade bottle untundhi kada.. aa bottle techukunnadu .. ee bottle ayipogane .. aa chinna bottle pettadu .. daani ninda water vasthe pattukoni velladu ..

 

idantha aa thella tholu frnd chusi ..ila annadu .. " you guys are amazing in saving water!!! "

 

ohh niku ala ardham ayindha .. nuvvu salla gundail babayya anukunna.

 

Nen first calif ki vachinapudu maa roomie ok uncle undevaadu..... Vaadu normal ga epani cheyadu..... Okaroju.,,

Annam tinna tarvata motham paper roll ni alagey teeskoni mooti ki ruddukoni akkada pettadu....

 

Naaku dimma tirigindi.... 

 

Inka MS li chala choosam le..... Okadu andaram taagi padesina beer tins lu anni sekarinchi bus lo downtown velli anni $1.90 ki ammi inkoka 10c ekkuva iyyamani adukkoni $2 tho intikochi .... Emchesavura inta sepu ante .... Erri puvvu navvu okati navvevaadu.....

 

Inka bathtub lo rin soap vesi battalu uthukkine vaadu.... Detergent paisalu migultayani.,..

 

Untayi ilanti khalakhandaalu akkadakkada...

 

nenu us vachina first roju i landed in chicago........ then i have to take another flight to memphis..... in the flight to memphis i was felling very sleepy ........ hyderabad to chicago is 15 hrs journey full ga tired ... so full sleep lo vunna....

in flight to memphis full deep sleep lo vunnapudu air hostess brought  soda(coke, sprite ) tins and offered to every one
but i do not know that as i was in deep sleep.....she did not offered to me...... after 10 mins another air hostess brought empty trash bag and collecting already finished tins..... she came near me and said  ''soda tins" i woke up from sleep and put my hand in trash bag and  took one coke ....the air hostess was telling " they are not good" ....... as it was my first day i did not understood english........ but i took one tin...... then the airs hostess and all felllow passengers burst in luaghs....

 

 

Vanta raka eedo okati try chesi chedagottatam veeru baa...!!! 

 

Kaani maa voodidi alround performance idi thattukolemuuu

 

ala ayete maa room lo inkodu undevadu...vaadu okasare pappu chesadu. em formula vaadado teledu kaani..andulo Garita alage attukkupoyindii....2 days chusamu evaru thinaledu....

 

Danilo mana Item Raaja velli next day nellu posi udakapeeti...tomato vesi daniki SAMBAR ani peeru pettadu

 

Okka appudu ma Room Mate.. weekly oka sari veli debit card pin change cheskoni vachey vadu.. enduku ra antey.. money cut avutayi anta change cheskokapothey..

 

Vidiki Buddi chepali ani.. Kotha lo andaram phones teskunnam.. so appudu vadi Talk time memu use chesey valam.. vadu oka roju vachi bayaa na talk time ayipotundi enduku ani qns.. memu appudu arey nuvu evariki ayina call chestunava daily ani adiginam he said noo.. then we said nuvu roju evariki ayina call cheyali leka pothey talk time cut avutadi ani chepinam..

 

oka sari dallas lo karma gali oka L1 mida vachina vaditho room lo vunna vadi naku choopinchalu chukkalu inni anni kavu ...list ki konni chebutha..

 

1. vachina first day trash bag kosam illantha vethika ekkada kanipinchaledhu..vadu office nunchi vachaka trash bag ekkada vundi ani adiga vadu dhaniki kitchen lo oka pedha wlamart covers moota ippi idhe mana trash bag every day evening cover nindina tharuvatha trash bin lo padedham annadu..naku mind dobbindi..

 

2. sarle ani a coma lo nunchi baitaki vachi ..pata padi vodahm ani bath room ki vella akkada wipes levu..endi wipes levu ani digithe wipes endi nenu bathroom use chesina tharu vatha snanm chesi vastha..naku wipes alavatu levu ani cheppadu...naku 5 mins lo 2nd time mind block aindi

 

3. after one week desi groceries ki vellam samanlu thiskunnam except milk anni thisukunnadu...milk walmart lo thisukundham annadu,..ednhuku babai ikkada thisukundham anna vinakunda na car lo 5 miles drive cheindi walmart thisukelladu ...final ga price differnece is 50 cents..naku alla rojuku oka cinema choopinche vadu

 

4. ala konni rojulu anni set chesukunnaka(bought wipes and trash bags with my own money) oka roju castco podham annadu..endhuku ante choclates and wine bottles retrun ivvali annadu..sare ani thisukupoya..pothe akkada scan chesthe avi castco lo konnavi kavu...athram apukoleka adiga babi niku ivi ekkadivi ani..erri poo...k navvu navvukunta ma manager okadu new year ki gift ichadu elago nenu avi use cheyyaledhu kanisam 10 dollors anina vasthai ani try chesa annadu...

 

ila naku roju oka vichitramaina technies tho pichekinche vadu....manishi manchode kani guname gudistidhi ..vanni choosi jali padalo navvalo naku ardham ayyedhi kadhu...3 months vundi jump aipoya.

 

i would like to add some things to this list. very few are weird but still i would like to share the experiences which i found to be funny during the initial years of my US journey.

 

1) This incident happened to one of my Junior who also happens to work at the same gas station i was working at. He was in his first semester and after his shift at the gas station he was going back home. He was driving alone in his car without seat belt i guess so the police followed his car and took him to the shoulder lane. This guy took a while to stop his car after observing the police siren behind him.

 

instead of sitting in the driver seat until the cop arrived to his car , this guy opened his car door and walked down to the police car just like in india to find out wat the problem was. Cops thought this guy was coming to harm them and they immedialty pulled their guns.started yelling at him, asking him to fall to the ground with his face down towards the ground and put cuffs to his hand.

 

he was later just given a ticket and left. but, this incident brought us few laughs.ma junior gadiki goraga pack aindi a incident tho.

 

2) as i was brought up in hyd, i never saw any kind of caste feeling in people around me. for the first time, i had direct contact with some guys who happened to be my roommates for a some period. this was in circle towers when i was working for a firm in reston,VA.

 

naku tagilina candidates, i think are from guntur and are obvisouly chowdaries and are hardcore fans of balayya. veelu general ga manchivale...but balayya ante chala pichi, caste feeling chala ekkuva...K partilu ani...kothaga evadana room lo kani bayata kani parichayam aithe vadu evado telika poina velli keliki matladam, vala group lo cherchukovadam lantivi chesevalu...

 

naku tagilina vadu oka roju full ga taagesi 11000$ tution fee vala intlo valu college kosam ani pampithe..motham casino lo petti odipoyi vachadu...

 

inko roju, room lo vere room mate cousin di evarido pittsburgh lo marriage ante...room lo andaram VA to pittsburgh drive chedam ani plan chesam....porapatuna nenu a ballaya fan ki , mama drive chala sepu undi bore kodutundi manchi songs emanna pendrive lo veyii. time pass avutundi ani cheppanu...

 

car ekkaka telisindi...vadu pen drive lo only 2 albums vesadu okati...samara simha reddy rendu narasimha naidu...naku fuse lu egirayi..mari intha abhimanam aa ani...a movies release ayi almost 10 years ayindi...veelu inka ave enjoi chestunnara ani...

 

ka sambar gaditho double bedroom teeskunna friend gadi friend e le ani cheppi....vadni nelakharu rent adigithe adedo boothu thittinattu expression ichevadu....Okato tarikhu ivvalsina rent varam tarvatha ichevadu....modatlo nene rent kattesi tarvatha vadu ichinappudu adi kalipi india pampe vadni...kani tarvatha india lo loan ki interest padthondi 1st na ani cheppi vadiki cheppa rent time ki ivvu bhayya ani....vadu appatinunchi naa meeda grudge pettukunnadu

 

konni rojula ki inko sambar gadni techadu....ee sambar 2 gadu naku MS lo classmate, sarle ani cheppi okay anna....nenu vanta chesevadni kadu kani veellu vandi kitchen lo anni padesi, ginnelu kadagakunda motham gabbu gabbu chesaru....trash kuda nene teesevadni....security deposit lo valla vata nene kattanu, 2 months tarvatha dabbulu avasaram ayyi vadni aa security deposit dabbulu adigithe serious ga vachi thitesi dobbesadu feb lo istha anna kada, december lo ne aduguthavemi ani.....naku fuse lu out, nenu mamulu ga ne adiga kada...paiga dabbulu ichindi nenaa vadaa ani doubt vachindi

 

inka oka roju tagesi vachi talupu badatam...aa roju pedda godava chesaru.....ivanni chalavu annattu ee sambar gallu ekkado bugs pattukocharu intloki....idi jarigina koddi rojula ki sambar 1 gadiki job vachindi chakkaga 10gesaru......aa bugs ki heat treatment ani cheppi apartment vallu $1400 10garu....inka ee galeez kodukulu chesina penta ki security deposit ($1000, naa vaata $500 ) kuda return raledu...inka em bugs unnayo ani cheppi suitcase lu, samanlu anni vadilesi vachesaa...mothaniki $2000 paine bokka padindi ee sambar gallani unchukodam valla, inka mental tension

 

ilantivi inkonni choosi roommates tho risk, mana valla kadu ani cheppe single bedroom apartment teeskuni untunna....dabbulu pothe poyayai gani, peace of mind mathram untundi

 

 

i was searching for a room in omaha. Sulekha lo oka post choosi, okathaniki call chesa. atu side party... my wife and kid going to india in 4 hrs come n meet me in the evening annadu. sare ani evening vella. room antha full with furniture and kids toys. bedroom lo nenu padukunta, front room nuvvu paduko annadu. sare emundi le adjust avudam anukunna. next inko athanu kuda coming you have share room with him annadu. sare anukunna. malla oka 7 days tharuvatha naa frnd vasthadu you have to share room with him for couple of months annadu. full time employee athanu. neeko dandam nee room ko dandam ani jump chesa.

 

room dorakatam ledani craiglist lo strt chesa choodatam. okati dorikindi...hammayya anukuntu vella aa room ki. telloodu unnadu. room neat ga undi. discussions start..rent, cooking etc muchchatinchaka. internet unda ante yes annadu. ok then will move evening ani cheppi, temp accomodation vaadiki velthunna ani cheppi start ayya. vellesariki room lo evaru leru. alternate way lo sliding door unte melliga teesi lopaliki vella. no one is there in the apt. sare manakenduku ani stuff antha naa room ki moving. naa room lo pedda size bra undi. jadusukunna soosi. emo le ani pakkagi move chesi stuff moving. after few mins vaadu vachchadu. i hav a kid who visits me sometimes with frnds annadu. sare weekend kada ani lite teesukunna. antha move ayyaka internet password cheppara anna vaadu no need of paswrd for internet annadu. adenti ante pakka vaalladi manaki vasthadi use chesukovadame annadu. arey naaku on call support untadi nee ani cheppi jump.

 

room dorakatam ledani craiglist lo strt chesa choodatam. okati dorikindi...hammayya anukuntu vella aa room ki. telloodu unnadu. room neat ga undi. discussions start..rent, cooking etc muchchatinchaka. internet unda ante yes annadu. ok then will move evening ani cheppi, temp accomodation vaadiki velthunna ani cheppi start ayya. vellesariki room lo evaru leru. alternate way lo sliding door unte melliga teesi lopaliki vella. no one is there in the apt. sare manakenduku ani stuff antha naa room ki moving. naa room lo pedda size bra undi. jadusukunna soosi. emo le ani pakkagi move chesi stuff moving. after few mins vaadu vachchadu. i hav a kid who visits me sometimes with frnds annadu. sare weekend kada ani lite teesukunna. antha move ayyaka internet password cheppara anna vaadu no need of paswrd for internet annadu. adenti ante pakka vaalladi manaki vasthadi use chesukovadame annadu. arey naaku on call support untadi nee ani cheppi jump

 

Naku eppudu manchi roommates dorikaru okasari tappa .. MS lo manchi roommates .. tarvata first job appudu MS friends roommates so never issues .. konchem communication gap vunna appudapudu never serious .. naa MS friends contract ayipoyi vellipoyaka sulekha lo Ad istey okkadu vachadu .. first vachinapudu room choopinchi neeku nachithey vundu ana ... vadu ok neeku 2 days lo rent istha anadu .. manam money antha pedda patinchukomu so ok ana .. 1 week tarvata adigithey alochistuna vundala vodda ani anadu .. sare 2 days lo edo okati cheppu lekapothey vacate cheyyi ana .. 2 days tarvata rent ichadu .. cooking naadi separate anadu .. vaadi cooking choodali .. ani vegetables kalipi oka pan lo vesi ala tinesey vadu .. avi asalu achi pachi ga vundeyi choodataniki kooda .. vadu ani ekkada padithey akkada vadilesey vadu .. pan lu madipoyayi vadi cooking clean cheyadu ..oka katha kadu .. ee badhalu enduku ley ani ..after 2 months naa inti lease ayipothey nenu cheppa ee month tho last nuvvu vacate cheyali ani .. vadu 7th join ayyadu nenu vacate cheyalsindi month end ki .. still nenu emi chepanu antey 7th ki vacate cheseyi ani cheppa .. vadiki one month mundu cheppa ok anadu .. 6th naa night gurthu chesa repu vacate cheyalsindi ani .. vadu inka konni rojulu kudrthunda anadu nenu kudradu naku verey plans vunnayi ani cheppa .. vadu oka anadu .. morning lechi choostey emi sarda ledu .. room darkaledu nenu inka konni rojulu vunta anadu .. kudradu ana .. dialogues vesadu naa friends nanu asalu enni rojulu ayina vundamantaru enti 1 week vunta antey intha scene chestunavu anadu .. naku kaliindi idantha enduku neeku one month mundu cheppa kali cheyyi antey vadu cops ki call chesadu .. cops vachi you cannot ask him to vacate anaru ..ori nee idi ekkadi gola ra anukuna .. cops vachi you cannot talk to him or ask him to leave .. you have to go to court anadu .. aa roju edo party vuntey nenu bayataki vellipoya vachetapitiki dengesadu .. inti keys tesukoni velladu vadiki ichindi and last lo oka 200$ entho ivali .. phone teyaledu malli .. vadi debbaki next 6 months okkadiney vunna illanti telliyani vallatho enduku .. tarvata malli manchi roommates doriukaru .. vadu matram oka item gadu ..

 

TCS nundi oka @$$ hole gaadu chicago vachadu.. vaadi family US ki raavadaniki 5 months padutundi ani vaadi apt sharing ani sulekha lo pettaadu.. aapice nundi daggare kada ani, telugu vaade kada ani join ayya..

 

US lo narakam chupinchaadu vaadi chestalato.. kitchen lo anni posters vesaadu.. sambar, curries, fries ,chapathi lu anni ela cheyali, eppudu cheyali, enta tinali...

 

vaammo.. emi chesinaa, vaadu 70 -80% lepestaadu.. moving charges ani $100 teesukunnadu..sare le veedu katti untadu kada anukoni lite teesukoni ichanu.. naa mundar okadu join ayyadanta.. vaadu oka roju bus stop lo kalisi,, bhayya nuvvu aa item gaadito untunnav ani adigaadu..avunu ante.. vaddu bhayya, sava 10gutaadu, ani cheppi, moving charges $100 teesukunnadu na daggara..ninnu adigite ivvaddu annadu.. appatike samarpinchesaanu ga..

inti nundi 10 min walk lo grocery store..  velte vaadiki ishtamochindi teesukuntadu..nenu emaina teesukunte.. sarcastic ga chusi..adi waste , idi waste ani teesese vaadu, G lo kaaledi.. pedda munda vaadu .. enduku le veedito ani silent ga unna..

 

evo cake lu kontadu.. night ae tinestadu packet anta.. bill naaku vesevaadu.. just one example idi.. ila prati daanilonuu vaadi item budhhi chupinchaadu..

 

roju veedini bharinchaa.. okasari aapice lo late aite, intiki 9 ki vellaanu.. aa roju cooking turn naadi anta.. aa pichi fook gaadu na kosam wait chesaadanta.. stomach ache vachindanta.. acidity vachesindanta nenu cook chesi pettakapovadam valla.. immidiate ga pizza kavalani dobbaadu..lekapote sachipoyevaadila build up ichadu..

 

oka roju vaadi kooturu b'day, party istanu..emi vandaddu ani pedda email ichadu.. vaadi gurinchi telisi kuda nenu anavasaramga vellaanu.. 

subway ki teesukellaadu.. nenu pakkane oka Indian restaurant unte daaniki teesukupotunnadu anukunnaa.. subway lo order chesadu..nenu naadi order chesukunna.. tarvata vaadidi vaade bill veyinchukunnadu.. naku fuse egirindi..

 

ila roju ki oka shock istu, vaadi item eshalu chustu bharinchaleka sulekha lo inko accommodation kosam search chestu unte okadu delhi poradu dorikaadu..

 

abbaahh.. aa roju nundi chicago downtown life ni enjoy chesaanu.. pakkha enjoying mentality.. manam okati karchu pedite vaadu rendu karchu pedataadu.. evaru leru vaadiki.. nannu oka brother la chusukunnadu..

 

project aipoyaka aa room nundi vellipo buddhi kaaka oka rakamga emotional ayyanu..

 

ippatiki 2.5 yrs ayindi.. still we are in contact...

 

 

naa double bedroom apartment lo sambar gallu 10gesaka oka telugu abbayi vachadu....bhayya chala manchodu, and baga kalsipoyadu......thana office 5 min walk kavadam tho car ledu, but bayatiki vellina kalsi vellevallam so ekkada problem raledu.....naa friends tho kuda baga kalsipoyadu....chala bagundedi bhayya unnappudu....konni months tarvatha tana project aipoyi dallas vellipoyadu....nadi lease avvadaniki inka 1.5 month undindi....sarle one month khalee ga unchadam enduku ani sulekha lo ad ichanu

 

naa kharma kali okadu tagiladu....sarle evado mana age e anukuni rammanna illu choodataniki....teera choosthe 45+ uncle gadu....choosadu bagundi annadu vachestha annadu....veeditho em untam le anukuni kuda, sarle vadi bedroom lo vadu edusthadu le plus okka nela ne kada anukuni oppukunna....rent kuda 300 e isthanu 500 ivvalenu annadu....sarle edoti eduv anna

 

vachadu vasthu vasthu.....naa bedroom lo inko uncle gadu untadu parledu kada annadu....naku em analo teleeledu, sarle vadi bedroom lo em cheskunte manaki enduku le ani sare anna...same day inko uncle kuda vasthadu hall lo padukuntadu em problem undadu le annadu....naku tikka regindi okadu ani cheppi 3 ni teesukochadu....sarle pedda munda vadu ani oorukunna

 

intiki vachinappudu rent adigithe istha annadu....1 week varaku sound ledu, malla adigithe istha le ivvakunda vellipothanaa ani 200 ichadu....inko 100 tarvatha istha annadu.....inka veedni adigithe nenu cheap aipothanu ani cheppi lite teeskunna

 

intlo eveng ragane gummam lo gudlaguba la edurochevadu.....evo kusala prashnalu vesevadu gongali purugu moham esukuni....nenu edo cheppesi naa room lo ki vellipoyevadni.....inka morning breakfast tinadaniki kitchen lo ki vellagane daridrudu prathyakshamayyi yaksha prashnalu vese vadu

 

weekend morning waffles vestha unte vachi adenti, identi ani adigevadu....antha aipoyaka akkade aabaga choostha unte sarle ani mundu vadiki okati ichi tinu ante tini daniki malla araganta review ichevadu...basic ga common area lo ki ravadam papam deyyam la vachesevadu

 

malla okkodiki GC undi....oka uncle gadiki dallas lo sontha illu undi...aina ee mugguru uncle galla leki puranam choodalsi vachedi roju.....inka kalsi achatlu, muchatlu cheppukune vallu gattiga....appati varaku H1b uncles gurinchi vinatame gani live lo choodatam ade first time....aa 1 month lo ne narakanni IMAX screen lo kallaku kattinattu choopincharu

 

 

Home Town Bangalore lo kondaru bachelors parichayam ayyaru. Appatiki bachelor rooms ela untayi ani asalu telidu. Sare edo different ga free bird la untaru kada ani ala appudappudu nenu, nathapaatu class mate(veede parama daridrudu) vellevallam ee bachelor room ki weekly 1-2 times.

 

Athanu BA Graduate, koddiga amayakudu. from kadiri. Maa parama daridrudu deniki nannu akkadiki teesikellvado konni months telidu. Vaadu okkade velthe aa room mate vondindi thinaledu kada so nannu just company kosam teesikellevadu. Nenu pakka veg. Nenu just ala kasepu koorchuni vochche vadini. Days, months rolled out and aa bachelor unna chota inko bachelor tagiladu vaadu pakka jaffa jagan and family fan and ofcourse from pulivendula.

 

Sare ika bachelors iddariki manchi thodayyaru, ika mana parama neecha nikrushta class mate ki inka anthuledu back up ga inko bachelor tagiladu ani rechchipoyi nannu vodilesi eppudu padithe appudu vellevadu. Naaku konni rojulu teliyaka vaadi thingari veshalu koththa jagan fan bachelor anni baitapettadu. Inthalo neech kameen class mate valla parents inko chota transfer ayyaru. So veedu kooda ika bachelor kada ika akkade jagan fan unna room lo cheradu.

 

Ika asalu story modalu ikkada:

 

1. Parents vellemundu, janthikalu, arisalu...etc snacks oka dabba ninda chesi vaadiki ichchivellaru. Yes you are right they are vysya's and its common they do this.

    First day oka janthika thini, jagan fan ki half ichchi, ivi chala jaagarthaga vaadukovali. Neeku eppudaina kavalante nannu audugu lets have it together annadu. Modatlo jagga fan ok edo le manaku vodevallu leru edo ruchiga evo dorukuthunnayi rules oppukundam ani ok annadu.

Next day morning vaadi vasthuvulu edi ekkada pedithe ade positionlo undali adi mana neech kameen kutte classmate choosthadu ani jagga fan ki teliyaka, ala saradaga edo pickle bottle lo oka pickle teesukuni lunch ki use chesukunnadu. Evening manodu vochchesariki anni observe chesi nuvvu eeroju pickle thinnav kada annadu. Are ela cheppav ante, nenu morning velleppudu pickle bottle lo mango bomma naaku face chesettu bottle pettanu, ippudu choodu eaposition lo undo...its opposite side. ala kani pettanu annadu...jagan fan ki chukkalu kanapaddayi.

 

2. Inko roju janthikalu, arisalu evariki ivvakunda 6months koddikoddiga elulau koriki thinnattu 6months gadipadu, edo ala paadaina vasana vaste. Eeroju meku snacks party ani aa muggipoyina snacks pettadu. Paiga snacks naadi, cool drinks meeru sponsor ani cheppadanta.

Ee iddaru bachelors murisipoyi cool drinks techchi chooste muggipoyina snacks petti pandaga cheskondi annadu.

 

3. Inko roju just room ki opposite lo vo kalyana madapam unte, sunday roju em vondutham le happy ga eado pelli jaruguthondi gumpulo govinda ani lunch, dinner akkade thineddam ani plan chesi veeliddarini athi balavantham ga lagkelladaniki prayatninchadu, Iddaru rakapoyesariki okkade pelli ki velli siggulekunda ala edo relative, friend ani build up ichchi bhojanam thini, vo coconut free ga pattukochchadu.

 

4. Coconut episode, 3 days aagi. Edola ee kadiri bachelor ki tender pettali ani. Nuvvu eeroju chapati cheyyi, coconut nenu sponsor chestha, chutney chesukuni thindam ani aa pelli lo ichchina coconut ni akkada samarpinchukuni aa roju dinner complete chesadu.

 

5. Inko saari thagadam alavalu ledu, kaani thaagali ani room kindane unna bar lonchi one bottle techchukuni room lo thaagi 2 mins padukunte moththam room kampuchesi vanthulu chesukunnadu. Jagan fan ki mind block ayyindi entra naa kharma idi ani kadiri bacherlor room kelli padukunnadu. Morning lechi choosesariki aa vanthullone pandi dorlinattu dorli enti intha aina nannu evaru pattinchukoledu, ala sachchipothunte vodilesi velthara ani class peekadanta.

 

6. Ika masters lo clean bowled 18 subjects 1st, 2nd yr rendu carry over, intlo vallu edo locla lo evariko vaddiki ichchina dabbullo veedu ikkada enjoy chesevadu, final year center tirupathiki maarpinchukuni 18 + 5 final yr subjects ki evarino patti one shot clear cheskundam ani 20K ki mattadadanta. Akkada vaadu 25K adigithe 20K ki beram aadadanta. Vaadiki mandi sare ani oppukuni 2 subjects malli koorchobettadanta final ga.

Malli edo godava pettukuni inko 5K samarpinchukuni inko 1yr lo clear chesukunnadu.

 

7. Paiga valla nanna bank manager, vaadu fail aithe maaku kooda valla intlo fail ayyamu mem kooda ani cheppamani bukainchevadu daridrudu.

 

8. Class mate ea kada ani vo sari nenu job chesthunna chota inko chinna company lo requirement unte vallu neeku evaraina telisunte cheppu ani nannu adigithe sare veenni refer chesa, naaku appatlo Rs. 1250 salary. Veedini akkadiki interview ki pampisthe akkada beram aadi godava padi Rs. 3000 ki kudurchukunnadu, 1 yr naaku vaadi salary cheppaneledu. Final ga inko job vochchesariki, appudu chebuthunnadu naaku 3K Sal ani.

 

Ila chala shock lu ichchadu. Okka help ledu vaadu cherina company lo requirement unna kooda help cheyyaledu. Ippudu vaadu chesindaniki india lone mooluguthunnadu. Daridrudu. 

 

Vammo vadi gurinchi cheppukuntu pothe vo grantham rayochchu. 

 

Masters lo maa Pakkan Room mate okadu oka 4 days intlo ledu - edho Proj work busy valla vere Room + School lone unde anta.. aa Month Bills vesetappudu... veedu aa Bills anni chusi.. nenu leni aa 4 days lo meeru oka Egg Tray + 2/3 Vegetables + Bread teccharu.. avi nenu raagane ayipoyinai.. nenu tinale ani cheppi... Bills lo Naaku aa Eggs and Etc teeseyandi ani oka Paper meeda Notice ani petti Refridge ki Paste chesi poyaadu anta.. adhi Chadivi veelaki Mind Block anta..asalu a Roju Annam kuda (Incl Egg) kuda tinaali anipoinchaledhu anta..

 

Okkadu 5 years industry akkada edho colleges change avutu part time chesukuntu time pass chesthunndu, vadi room lo 4 members untaru and nenu masters ki vellina 6 months taravtha room change ayyi vadi room lo join chesukunnraru. ee main vadiki istam ledhu nenu ravatam, but migatha vallu antha oppukunnra ru ani silent ga unnadu. So ala natho prathi vishyaniki edho okati argue chesa vadu. oka night full ga tagi nanu night 12am ki nidhra lepi, room nadhi nuvvu naku nachala room lo nuch vallipo eppuda annadau. Naku kalindhi,

 

nenu ellanu ra neeku dikkuna choto cheppuko anna. enka ekkuva matladav antha nena call chestha owner gadiki and cops ki nuvvu last 4 years nunchi 4 members tho untunav ani cheppa. Antha vadu dhebaki silent. megata roomates vachi nannu silent ga apriciate chesaru. Vadu age lo ma andhirikanta 7 years pedha, so andhuku andharu bayapada varu vadini choosi.

 

inko roju morning natho nuvvu milk and bread ekkuda thintunnav avi room account lo enter cheiyavadhu annuadau. appudu nenu eitha nenu ee roju nundhi nuvvu curries lo vesa avvalu and gillakarra manesthunnanu vatini matram na account lo nunchi accurate lo calculate chesi tesasi appudu matladu annanu. Vadiki sound ledhu enka.

 

taravatha straight ayyadu.

 

so ilanti naa kodukulu chala mandhi untaru, manam strong ga lesson cheppali endhukule ani vadileikunda.

 

 

Texas California ki help chesindi anta Ela chesindi ra Bhai ante thelidu

Jagan ki Em donga aasthulu Levu anta show me the proof there is no proof that's why even court left him anta

 

BJP wooing Shashi Taroor anta Anduke PM praised him anta when I asked him he is not so magical figure why would bjp try to woo him especially when there is a case going on related to him ante kaadu he is so popular that's why bjp wants him anta

 

Craig's list lo broken iPhones Apple Store ki thisuka poyi kotha phones thisuka vastharu- of course finally Apple Store left him with warning after finding out

 

Rash driving chestharu emanna ante Niku bayam vestundi antaru....

 

IMAX theatre ante just screen peddaga unte iMac ayipothadi antaru

 

California bankruptcy file chesindi antaru

 

Just internet tho oka weekend problem vasthe customer care ki phone chesi vadni savagotti na work disturb ayyindi ani 100$ credit techukovadam.

 

Three years ago, I was asked by my consultancy owner - to pick up someone ( let us call him Mr.X )  from the airport. My consultancy owner told me that, he did not have a cell phone, but gave me a picture. 

 

I was somehow able to pick him up from the airport and came to realize that he ACTUALLY never had a cell phone. I can probably make a short film about this interesting character - but here is the summary. There are MANY incidents, but here is the summary.

 

1. His hands almost never left the scrotum area. Vadini...memu request chesam ...kitchen lo EMI muttukovaddu ani.

2. He wrote the following in his book - "Friendship with everyone is cancelled until the age of 65". Maku ikkada...dhada..emiytado ani.

3. Ma consultancy lo okariki face pyna allergy vachindi. Papam 2 months tarvata telisindi enti ante..Mr.X Thana shaving razor regular ga use chesadu.

4. eppudu...evaritho matladani Mr.X oka roju..ma consultancy lo evado namaz vethadante...vadini..hinduism ke anyam chestunnav ani godava pettukunnadu...

 

 

ka naluguru mandhi kalisi 2 bed room rent ki teesuknnamu........

 

inka anni appude kothhaga konukuntunnamu intiki kavalasinvavi...

 

walmart ki shopping vellam..andulo okadu baaga pisanari gaadu... vaadi ki unna pisanari thanam nenu inka akkada choodaledu..

 

room lo ki oka light teesukundam annanu... vadu avasarm ledu eveing antha hall lo kurchundam night room lo ki velli padukundam. avasarm aithe cell phone lo flash vesuko chaala baga kanipiosthundhi annadu... naku fuse egiripoindhi........

nxt day restroom lo oka nalugu lights chinnavi unte anni teesesi okati pettadu....

 

malli walmart lo restroom lo ki mats teesukundam annanu...nduku avasarm ledu patha tshirts or banians unte ave kinda veddam annadu.......

 

inkosari bayataku veldam anukunnamu...appdud vadi chethilo ne vaadi car keys peettukoni vere roommate room lo ki velli vaadi car keys teesukoni vachhi ee car lo veldam annadu...

 

oka weekend buffet veldam ani annaru antha...veedemo nduku vayya dabbulu waste, nenu idli chestha ani start cooking start chesadu... vaadu pindi ready chesthu okokka item vesthu pindi 2$, oil oka 3 spoons vesi oil 1$, salt 1/2$, chutney prepare chesthu konni peanuts vesi 2$, chillis 2$ choosara antha 10$ lo ayyipoindhi ani cheppadu...andariki fue lu agiripoyayi veedi paithyaniki..

 

and oka last secene

andaru kalisi vegas trip ki planning... okadu motels vethuku thunnadu... veedu vochhi chi motels ki nduku dabbulu waste night car lo ne padukundam... morning gas station lo akkadina showers untai ma frnd okadu cheppadu akkada snanam cheddam annadu............. 

 

MS starting days lo maa room lo okadu stove high lo petti  chapathilu kalusthunnadu, aa vediki pogatho, fire alaram mogindi, inka room lo unna migatha vallu doors,windows open chesi pettaru, aa alaram 2 sarlu mogi agipoindi, migatha roomamtes inka vadini pattukoni, ippudu fireengine vasthundi, cops kuda vosthunnaru, nuvvu enduku atla chesinavani sava dobbaru, videmo bikkamoham vesukoni ippudu em cheyali bayya ani dheenamga antunte, okadu vachi naku oka 100$ ivvu, nenu velli leasing ofc  lo matladi settle chestha ani dobbesadu 

 

tarvtha adantha bussu ani vadiki telisi (chapathi person) vidini nila deesi adigithe, money return ichesadu  

 

Ok here it goes...okadu kottga digadu erribus..room loki join ayyadu..newzvid nunchi...vachina ventaney bhyaa nenu vantalo help chesta annadu..sarey ra...egss boil cheyyi annam...vedu..oka steel bowl tesukini...anuduko water posi...4 eggs andulo petti..steel.bowl mottanni..microwave loo petti... start timer button nokkadu...

Ventaney ..oka 3 secs loo..oka pedda sound...microwave door break ayyi egiripoindi...steel bowl with eggs all smashed..in the microwave....memu cuttig cleaning cheselopey ..oka 5 mins loo anta jarigindi....

Next..arey...emchesv...clean cheyy antey. 

AXE spray techi microwave loo spray chesadu...vasana rakunda anta...

 

..next...micowave..dumped in the dumpster...next day new micorwave from walmart...

..next ...asked this erriguy to stay away from kitchen…

 

oka 1.5 yrs back idi... 

 

Oka tamil uncle based NJ works in Albany and koduku SUNY albany lo UG. so kalisi ikada apt theesukunnaru 2 bedroom.. 1 bed room naku icharu... seperate cooking and everything seperate.. thanks god..

 

Jersey ki poyi week ki saripoye curry thechukuni wife dagaranunchi ochi... vatini heat chesukuni thinevadu.. last day if aipothe anni kalipi vedi chesi oka kotha rakam curry chesevadu... yuck lanjakokkkdu...

 

 

highlight endi ante office ki emaina pattukoni pothe ziplock covr lo theesukuni pothadu ga.. okari edo padindi andulo... ee daridrudu intiki ochi manchiga kadigi daani napkin stand ki hang chesi aarapettadu 2 days... apaatlo maa friends andariki whatsapp chesa pic... poyi back up vethiki unte ill post here...

 

2 months k nen jump inka akada nunchi... aa tharavata petty fights chala aiyinavi.. inka na valla avaka okasari warning ichina.. kathal dengaku.. urike aravaku... pedonivi ani urkuntuna.. koduku mundu kodithe paruvu pothadi alochinchuko ani chepina... next 10 days varaku silent... aa lopu nen jump... 

 

appude vachina kotta poragallu oka 9 members okay apartment lo untunnaru. aithey intlo traffic ekkuva aavvadam valla comod overflow aithey em cheyyalo teleeka oka poragadu 911 ki call chesadu. cops vachi $5000 fine esaru

 

1) oka roju SAMS club ke vellamu houston lo i was buying tomatos , vadu na deggariki vachi hey why  u buying that we should learn to cook with tomatos and onions ani annadu naku shock arey atleast konni curries ke ayina tomotas kavali kada ra ani anna but he did not allow me to buy them 

 

2) oka roju serious ga na deggariki vachi  mama rice cost ekkuava avuthundi ( memu vachinappudu 11 dollars unde back appudu 24 dollars ke perigindi 2008 lo )  why don't we start eating tortillas  daily 1 dollar ke mana daily food ayyipothundi ra ani cheppadu ( mayida pindi tho chestharu kada) orey chachipothamu ra daily tortillas thinte edo eppudo thinali ra ante , ala kadu ra edina carbohydrates and protiens eh kada ane vadu , but elago control chesi rice thechevallamu 

 

3) one day sudden ga vadi bedroom lo ke vellanu bag lo edo sardu kuntunnadu and he was eating something , enti ra adhi ante , mouth freshner tablets JET AIRWAYS LO ICHARU ANTA 6 months back avi appudu appudu thintunnadu anta 

 

4) oka roju serious ga ma deggaraki vachi mama idigo saibaba prasadam annadu , enti ra maku theliyakunda hillcroft ke eppudu poyavu anta , idhi hillcroft kadu hyd lo saibab temple ke vellinappudu prasadam ra , eppudina thinachu ani shock ichadu  1 year back velladu anta adhi dachipettukunnadu and adhi smell vasthundi ani share cheyatam start chesadu 

 

5) oka roju bank of america ke thesukoni velladu ma inko friend vedini account open cheyinchataniki actually appudu 100 dollars free ga isthundi account open chesthe so vedu velladu 

inka akkada bargaining start manager tho naku enti naku enti ane style ( vadu oka two mugs oka t shirt , oka stapler and pins , ok laundry bag ) lo vedu savadengithe avi anni ichindi , and vediki cheppindi anta sir we have lot of other customers waiting ani ,,,,, so mana vadu so i am not your customer ah ani danini savagottadu anta atlast inka evo evo thechadu 

 

6) oka roju curry cheyyara ani adigamu pan lo water posadu , sorakaya cut chesadu , and dani sorakaya vesi uppu karam vesi close chesadu 15 min high lo petti andarini pilichadu arey curry ready ra ani 

inka emi chesthamu chachi nattu danini pakkana padesi palli chutney vesukoni thinalsivachindi a night ke 

 

7) vedu starting lo bank of america T shirt vesukunevadu adhi one month vesukunnadu , oka roju nenu adiganu mama smell vasthundi tshirt koddiga wash chesukovachu kada ra ani , actually maku appudu evening swimming chesealavatu undi so vadu matho patu vachadu swimming pool ke a t shirt tho ne dookadu swimming pool lo ke endi ra ante mama inka seperate ga t shirt uthakatam enduku e water lo murikimotham pothadi ani cheppadu 

okka sec kuda think cheyyakunda i came out of the pool , i complained to the leasing office evadu pool ne kampu chesadu water change cheyyamani 

 

8) oka roju i misplaced my wallet so urgent ga class attend avvali so vedini adiganu mama ne metro card ivvu i will recharge it with money ani ,,,, daniki ma vadu arey ivi magentic cards ra denilo mana photo untadi and these are connected to satellites , so eppudu nuvvu e card thesukoni ekkithe they will catch you and me and throw us in jail ani cheppadu pichina dash gadu , lucky ga two day's i got my wallet 

inka chala chala unnayi cheppali ante naku yak anipisthundi 

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[Crazy_Robert]

sachipothunnam ra babu..scroll cheyyaleka.

[kittaya]

7 hours ago, KalyanBabu said:

hi mama...pani mradda leda mama niku

vadiki holidays icharu ani nirupinchukunnadu..... 

[kittaya]

4 hours ago, Crazy_Robert said:

sachipothunnam ra babu..scroll cheyyaleka.

nenu apesi scroll chesthunte aenthaki idi kindaki radhe....

[kittaya]

7 hours ago, idlysambar said:

 

 

mothaniki Aeppudu nuncho dachukunna kuppa antha ikkada pettesav.... aa vasana maku chipinchi nu haiga padukuntunava... ni yenkiiii

[ram4a]

Orey Story raayi ante BIOGRAPHY raasaventi raa.

[WigsandThighs]

Orey nuvvu manishiva bralayyava??

[ronitreddy]

Ippudu ee book antha sadavali antava?

[samaja_varagamana]

1 hour ago, ronitreddy said:

Ippudu ee book antha sadavali antava?

Asal nee roommate story hylyt man

[Detriotlions]

11 hours ago, Kona said:

first day night room ke velaganeyy rice vundi tinu anaru..apatikey full ga akali vesta vundey sariki sarey ani chepi poyi plate lo petukoni ,,, glass lo water petukoni techukunnaa.. elopu edaru vacharuu okadu plate nadi ani enkokadu glass nadi ani 2 patukupoyaru..    apatikapudu bayatiki velli palte konuku techukoni tinna  

i did hte same as some one had chicken in mhy plate.

 

[baba_sehgal]

11 hours ago, Kona said:

Ltt

direct Ltt kottochu ga, danni quote cheyadam enduku.. scrolling lo sagam comments pothunnai..

[Prince_Fan]

1 minute ago, baba_sehgal said:

direct Ltt kottochu ga, danni quote cheyadam enduku.. scrolling lo sagam comments pothunnai..

[baba_sehgal]

52 minutes ago, Detriotlions said:

i did hte same as some one had chicken in mhy plate.

 

meeriddaru roommates emo chsukondi okasari.. 

[MagaMaharaju]

11 hours ago, Crazy_Robert said:

sachipothunnam ra babu..scroll cheyyaleka.

same feeling..