COVID isn’t a big deal. If you get it, follow these steps:

1. See doctors in your in-home medical center πŸ₯
2. If needed, board the helicopter out back 🚁
3. Fly to the best hospital in the country πŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈ πŸ‘©β€βš•οΈ
4. Take the best therapeutics $750 in federal taxes can buy πŸ’΅

— Parry Headrick ⚑️ (@pheadrick) October 5, 2020