GUIDE TO SARKISIAN PLAYCALLING:
— Schlasser (@UrinatingTree) September 7, 2018
PLAY ONE: FIVE WIDEOUTS, INCOMPLETE
PLAY TWO: FIVE WIDEOUTS, INCOMPLETE
PLAY THREE: FIVE WIDEOUTS, INCOMPLETE
PLAY FOUR: FIVE WIDEOUTS, INCOMPLETE
PLAY FIVE: FIVE WIDEOUTS, INCOMPLETE
10/10 PLAYCALLING, WOULD DRINK MORE LIQUOR TO DROWN PAIN.