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The bond market crisis explained for you regards

Everyone's glued to the stock market, but **the real action is in the bond market**!

How the F\*\*\* do Bonds work?

Bonds are the **debt form the Government**  
Countries buy these bonds because they pay interest, **especially if they’ve** got **USD** from selling stuff to the US (Chyna!)

If lots of people want bonds = **bond prices go up**, and interest (yields) go down.  
When noone wants bonds = **bond prices tank**, and interest has to **rise** to attract buyers.

![gif](0pmk0r31saue1)

# So What’s the Crisis?

**Foreign countries are dumping US bonds.**  
Why? Tariffs, trust issues, and vibes.  
When Trump slapped tariffs on countries like China, they basically said  
*"go ahead" a*nd started **quiet-quitting US debt**—slowly offloading bonds to not nuke the market all at once.

So demand is low.  
And when **nobody wants your debt**, you gotta make it sexy again—**by cranking up the interest**.

# Enter Papa Powell and the Fed Money Printer™️

When bond yields go up, everything else follows:

* Mortgages
* Car loans
* Credit cards
* Business investments

So Powell walks into his office and hits the **MONEY PRINTER GO BRRRR** button.  
The Fed starts buying back those unwanted bonds with **USD**, trying to push prices up and yields down.

But guess what?  
**More USD = less value per dollar**. Try buying chinese things with a dollar worth nothing and 145% tariff is slapped on it

GGwp who let bro cook ?

![img](p09ap9hyraue1)

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/WallStreetbetsELITE/s/fQcY3ioQvF

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3 hours ago, human1234 said:

The bond market crisis explained for you regards

Everyone's glued to the stock market, but **the real action is in the bond market**!

How the F\*\*\* do Bonds work?

Bonds are the **debt form the Government**  
Countries buy these bonds because they pay interest, **especially if they’ve** got **USD** from selling stuff to the US (Chyna!)

If lots of people want bonds = **bond prices go up**, and interest (yields) go down.  
When noone wants bonds = **bond prices tank**, and interest has to **rise** to attract buyers.

![gif](0pmk0r31saue1)

# So What’s the Crisis?

**Foreign countries are dumping US bonds.**  
Why? Tariffs, trust issues, and vibes.  
When Trump slapped tariffs on countries like China, they basically said  
*"go ahead" a*nd started **quiet-quitting US debt**—slowly offloading bonds to not nuke the market all at once.

So demand is low.  
And when **nobody wants your debt**, you gotta make it sexy again—**by cranking up the interest**.

# Enter Papa Powell and the Fed Money Printer™️

When bond yields go up, everything else follows:

* Mortgages
* Car loans
* Credit cards
* Business investments

So Powell walks into his office and hits the **MONEY PRINTER GO BRRRR** button.  
The Fed starts buying back those unwanted bonds with **USD**, trying to push prices up and yields down.

But guess what?  
**More USD = less value per dollar**. Try buying chinese things with a dollar worth nothing and 145% tariff is slapped on it

GGwp who let bro cook ?

![img](p09ap9hyraue1)

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/WallStreetbetsELITE/s/fQcY3ioQvF

nuvvu enntha self agenda tho hatred tho spam chesina, US treasuries are instant cash assets for lot of banks in world. any bank in the world needs to have US treasuries as an hedge to have brand image. And they buy it because they can sell it instantly even in night to get liquid cash instantly without any value loss. 

ee country bank ki ayina US Govt meeda unna confidence inka deni meeda undadu. all are secondary.

 

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1 hour ago, paaparao said:

nuvvu enntha self agenda tho hatred tho spam chesina, US treasuries are instant cash assets for lot of banks in world. any bank in the world needs to have US treasuries as an hedge to have brand image. And they buy it because they can sell it instantly even in night to get liquid cash instantly without any value loss. 

ee country bank ki ayina US Govt meeda unna confidence inka deni meeda undadu. all are secondary.

 

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