The best of KCR

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KCR 2004: @&#!&*!!!   

Well, well, well, KCR’s not been his usual self. This has been the dirtiest election seen in this state, but the Motormouth of Siddipet has not made any contribution to it yet. Just imagine, he’s been outdone in the bootu rajakeeyam sweepstakes by the likes of Nannapaneni Rajakumari, Roja and Shobha Rani.That’s so unlike the 2004 election. Then, KCR set such a hot pace with his colourful vocabulary that no one could even compete. He threatened to drag Sonia Gandhi in the streets, called Chandrababu Naidu a pittaladora and made everyone scurry for cover.What’s with KCR this time? OK, right now he’s busy hearing choice gaalis from ticket aspirants who have been denied tickets in preference to some nobody. And the rest of KCR is still there: the nod of the head, the nose that seems to get longer a la Pinocchio etc. But where are the @!#$@&%!!!!?To be fair to KCR, this election has been so unlike the one he had in 2004. For one thing, he actually has friends this time. All his enemies of 2004 have now become his friends, namely Chandrababu Naidu and B V Raghavulu.So until KCR comes up with a decent epithet, we’ll have to make do with his nuggets from 2004. Here they are. Note: the choicest ones have been withheld because they are KCR’s copyright. 

Chandrababu Naidu is a gaja donga; his ministers are chillara dongalu.

Chandrababu Naidu is the World Bank’s doo doo Basavanna.

Chandrababu Naidu akalitho vunna jittulamari nakka.

Chandrababu Naidu practises dabbu rajakeeyam and gabbu rajakeeyam.

Chandrababu Naidu is a gunta nakka.

Chandrababu Naiduvi anni sollu maatalu.

Chandrababu’s is a chaprasi brathuku.

Chandrababu harikathalu inka saagavu

Chandrababu Naidu is a daddamma.

Chandrababu Naidu is a kshudra rajakeeya tantrikudu.

Chandrababu Naidu is a pick-pocket. His government is a pavala chupetti rupayi kottese prabhuthvam.

Chandrababu Naidu runs a beeru-neeru government.

Chandrababu Naidu is Andhra’s Harshad Mehta. Devender Goud is Andhra Ketan Parekh.

Chandrababu Naidu is a pittaladora.

Chandrababu Naidu is a pundakoru.

Chandrababu Naidu has the most vikruta vyaktitvam