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Here are a few scenes

balayya has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our gr8 balayya is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live balayya

balayya is confronted with 3 gangsters. balayya has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

balayya is chased by a gangster. balayya has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in ur remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, balayya opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang.the gangster dies.

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy .The 'climax' finally arrives. balayya gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that balayya can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. balayya has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?) balayya suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits suicide...

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Read it longggggggg back.. but instead of balayya it was rajnikanth....

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Here are a few scenes

balayya has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our gr8 balayya is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live balayya

balayya is confronted with 3 gangsters. balayya has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

balayya is chased by a gangster. balayya has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in ur remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, balayya opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang.the gangster dies.

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy .The 'climax' finally arrives. balayya gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that balayya can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. balayya has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?) balayya suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits suicide...

dude these are all rajni movie scenes..come up with something new. its very easy to find/replace ballaya with chimpu in your above crap

Guest laddu
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Read it longggggggg back.. but instead of balayya it was rajnikanth....

i read recently.. you might be true.. but i read with bandayya..

@world is yours..

everything crap here.. dont think that you are not posting any crap here.... its all big crap...you can replace pandimoori  also in place of balayya its very easy..

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dude these are all rajni movie scenes..come up with something new. its very easy to find/replace ballaya with chimpu in your above crap

nee peru kuda pettachu

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i read recently.. you might be true.. but i read with bandayya..

@world is yours..

everything crap here.. dont think that you are not posting any crap here.... its all big crap...you can replace pandimoori  also in place of balayya its very easy..

racha reply mama
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awesome one dude esp three dead of one bullet and knife

you rock*=:

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Here is the visual view of the climax scene

rajnikant1.jpg

credits to original uploader Kingmaker

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i read recently.. you might be true.. but i read with bandayya..

@world is yours..

everything crap here.. dont think that you are not posting any crap here.... its all big crap...you can replace pandimoori  also in place of balayya its very easy..

totally agree with you ...but i think replacing Konidella Kojja in p;ace of Ballaya might be more easy

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Here is the visual view of the climax scene

rajnikant1.jpg

credits to original uploader Kingmaker

hahaha.... *=:

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Here is the visual view of the climax scene

rajnikant1.jpg

credits to original uploader Kingmaker

good one dude..

ee simpu fans kii burra leni vedavaluu.. eppudu chusina evadoo rasina vatinii copy kotti name balayya gaa sestaruuu...  aa siru gaduu kudaa anthe.. vaduu ayithe direct gaa party name copy kotesaduu....

Guest laddu
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@king maker..

ohh chal theeyi maa yanni raasukoni.. ippudu neethulu cheputhunnara ra... ...

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good one dude..

ee simpu fans kii burra leni vedavaluu.. eppudu chusina evadoo rasina vatinii copy kotti name balayya gaa sestaruuu...  aa siru gaduu kudaa anthe.. vaduu ayithe direct gaa party name copy kotesaduu....

meee baaligadu unte, bullet enduku waste ani.....thoda kottevaadu, aaaa sound ki vaadu out!!

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