siru Posted March 29, 2016 Report Posted March 29, 2016 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Moments after successfully unlocking the San Bernardino iPhone, the F.B.I. rendered the phone permanently useless by spilling a glass of water on it, an F.B.I. spokesman confirmed on Tuesday. Calling the accident “one of the biggest embarrassments in F.B.I. history,” bureau spokesman Harland Dorrinson told reporters, “There’s no way to express how bad we feel about what happened to that phone.” Walking reporters through the mishap, Dorrinson said that shortly after the iPhone was unlocked, “There were a lot of high-fives, which led to the unfortunate spilling of the water.” After repeatedly attempting to reboot the phone with no success, the F.B.I. consulted several Apple support forums for tips on fixing a waterlogged iPhone. “I wish I could report that any of them worked,” the spokesman said. In a possible thawing of relations between Apple and the F.B.I., Apple C.E.O. Tim Cook offered to replace the damaged iPhone for seven hundred and forty-nine dollars, or two hundred and ninety-nine dollars with a two-year contract.
andhravodu Posted March 29, 2016 Report Posted March 29, 2016 Yah, yah water padi record kanapadakunda poyindi. Nammesam
andhravodu Posted March 29, 2016 Report Posted March 29, 2016 Ehe, mottam article chooste onion story laga undi. Fake news
sattipandu Posted March 29, 2016 Report Posted March 29, 2016 heh idem contradictory news vaa DOJ announced na, that they cracked the code on that phone
andhravodu Posted March 29, 2016 Report Posted March 29, 2016 heh idem contradictory news vaa DOJ announced na, that they cracked the code on that phone Satire website onion.com nunchi techadu anukunta. No way us govt agency admits mistakes
hydKaSher Posted March 29, 2016 Report Posted March 29, 2016 Borowitz Report, a satirical news column that has millions of readers around the world, for which he won the first-ever National Press Club award for humor.
siru Posted March 29, 2016 Author Report Posted March 29, 2016 Satire website onion.com nunchi techadu anukunta. No way us govt agency admits mistakes Haha.. Actually its from The Newyorker
siru Posted March 29, 2016 Author Report Posted March 29, 2016 heh idem contradictory news vaa DOJ announced na, that they cracked the code on that phoneNewyorker ani oka satirical magazine nunchi vesa
arshad Posted March 29, 2016 Report Posted March 29, 2016 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Moments after successfully unlocking the San Bernardino iPhone, the F.B.I. rendered the phone permanently useless by spilling a glass of water on it, an F.B.I. spokesman confirmed on Tuesday. Calling the accident “one of the biggest embarrassments in F.B.I. history,” bureau spokesman Harland Dorrinson told reporters, “There’s no way to express how bad we feel about what happened to that phone.” Walking reporters through the mishap, Dorrinson said that shortly after the iPhone was unlocked, “There were a lot of high-fives, which led to the unfortunate spilling of the water.” After repeatedly attempting to reboot the phone with no success, the F.B.I. consulted several Apple support forums for tips on fixing a waterlogged iPhone. “I wish I could report that any of them worked,” the spokesman said. In a possible thawing of relations between Apple and the F.B.I., Apple C.E.O. Tim Cook offered to replace the damaged iPhone for seven hundred and forty-nine dollars, or two hundred and ninety-nine dollars with a two-year contract. lol.1q
andhravodu Posted March 29, 2016 Report Posted March 29, 2016 Haha.. Actually its from The Newyorker Newyorker vadu ilanti crap eppudu start chesadu. It's not even half decent. I think I'll stick to the Atlantic
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