kingmakers Posted June 28, 2009 Report Posted June 28, 2009 North Indian Girl Vs South Indian Girl : Great Compilation, read on…. ******WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE*********** 1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age. 2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her. 3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her out to movie-theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry. 4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholestrol or chronic gas disorder. 5. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your monthly phone bill. 6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that she applies to cover her gray hair. 7. When you come home from office she is very busy watching "Kyonki saas bhi kabi bahu thi" that you either end up eating outside or cooking yourself. 8. You are a very "ESpecial" person to her. 9. She always thought that Madras is a state and covers the whole of south india until she met you. 10. When she says she is going to "work out" she means she is going to "! walk out" 11. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you have in your home town. 12. The only two sentences in English that she knows are "Thank you" and "How are you" 13. She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael Jackson. ******WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South Indian GIRL as WIFE*********** 1.Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study in IIT or Madras / Anna University . 2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with " ... I say..." 3. She shudders if you use four letter words. 4. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil Well Company will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract to extract coconut oil from her hair.) 5. She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative. 6. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower. 7. Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and surname combined (unless you are from Andhra) . 8. When she mixes milk/curd and rice you are never sure whether it is for the Dog or for herself. 9. For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and wears silk saris in the Madras heat without looking too uncomfortable while you are melting in your singlet. 10. She thinks Mohan Lal is the sexiest man alive. 11. Her favourite cricketer is Krishnamachari Srikkanth. 12. Her favourite food is dosa though she has tried North Indian snacks like Chats (pronounced like the slang for 'conversation') 13. She bursts into songs with her cousins in every movie. 14. She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is based on. 15. You have to give her jewellery, though she has already got plenty of it .. 16. Her thali (Mangal Sutra) weighs more than the championship belts worn by WWF wrestlers. 17. She is more educated than you. 18. Her father thinks she is much smarter than you..
psycopk Posted June 28, 2009 Report Posted June 28, 2009 north valla gurinchi teliyadu kani...south valla gurichi tappu ga rasadu...edi rasidi evado karnataka vadu laga unadu.... hammernd hammernd
andhrudu Posted June 28, 2009 Report Posted June 28, 2009 Not interesting... # # # North Indian Girl Vs South Indian Girl : Great Compilation, read on…. ******WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE*********** 1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age. 2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her. 3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her out to movie-theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry. 4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholestrol or chronic gas disorder. 5. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your monthly phone bill. 6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that she applies to cover her gray hair. 7. When you come home from office she is very busy watching "Kyonki saas bhi kabi bahu thi" that you either end up eating outside or cooking yourself. 8. You are a very "ESpecial" person to her. 9. She always thought that Madras is a state and covers the whole of south india until she met you. 10. When she says she is going to "work out" she means she is going to "! walk out" 11. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you have in your home town. 12. The only two sentences in English that she knows are "Thank you" and "How are you" 13. She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael Jackson. ******WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South Indian GIRL as WIFE*********** 1.Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study in IIT or Madras / Anna University . 2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with " ... I say..." 3. She shudders if you use four letter words. 4. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil Well Company will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract to extract coconut oil from her hair.) 5. She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative. 6. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower. 7. Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and surname combined (unless you are from Andhra) . 8. When she mixes milk/curd and rice you are never sure whether it is for the Dog or for herself. 9. For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and wears silk saris in the Madras heat without looking too uncomfortable while you are melting in your singlet. 10. She thinks Mohan Lal is the sexiest man alive. 11. Her favourite cricketer is Krishnamachari Srikkanth. 12. Her favourite food is dosa though she has tried North Indian snacks like Chats (pronounced like the slang for 'conversation') 13. She bursts into songs with her cousins in every movie. 14. She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is based on. 15. You have to give her jewellery, though she has already got plenty of it .. 16. Her thali (Mangal Sutra) weighs more than the championship belts worn by WWF wrestlers. 17. She is more educated than you. 18. Her father thinks she is much smarter than you..
30yrsindustry Posted June 28, 2009 Report Posted June 28, 2009 mana vamsi- burkely award winner nandamuri balakrishna garu kuda ilane north lo gadar adindhi ani.. south lo lagaan adindhi oka logic kanipettadu.. inni rojulu vellaki medadu mokallo vundhi anukunna.. but they proved adhi ari kallalo vundhi.. ani.. meeru mee vamsi burkely award winner ilane comedy chesthu navvisthu vundadni.. this time buddy.. you rock you rock @3$% @3$% @3$%
madadhera Posted June 28, 2009 Report Posted June 28, 2009 mana vamsi- burkely award winner nandamuri balakrishna garu kuda ilane north lo gadar adindhi ani.. south lo lagaan adindhi oka logic kanipettadu.. inni rojulu vellaki medadu mokallo vundhi anukunna.. but they proved adhi ari kallalo vundhi.. ani.. meeru mee vamsi burkely award winner ilane comedy chesthu navvisthu vundadni.. this time buddy.. you rock you rock @3$% @3$% @3$% naaku ee roju confirm ayyindhi raa nuvvu roju tinedahii annam kadhuu penta anni.... antha ruchi gaa undha raa... evarikii burra ari kallalo undhoo AP motam telsulee.... andhukee kadha siru gadinii andhra Janam KVP ni chesaruu...
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Chirupanjee Posted June 29, 2009 Report Posted June 29, 2009 mana vamsi- burkely award winner nandamuri balakrishna garu kuda ilane north lo gadar adindhi ani.. south lo lagaan adindhi oka logic kanipettadu.. inni rojulu vellaki medadu mokallo vundhi anukunna.. but they proved adhi ari kallalo vundhi.. ani.. meeru mee vamsi burkely award winner ilane comedy chesthu navvisthu vundadni.. this time buddy.. you rock you rock @3$% @3$% @3$% NEEKU ADE THELUSU LE.... IKKADA FORUM LO CHEPPAVU BRATHIKIPOYAV. GADDAR, LAGAAN HIT MOVIES KAADU ANI EKKADA BAITA PUBLIC LO EAVADIMUNDO CHEPPAMAAKU. NEEDI KOSI NEE NOTLO PETTI PAMPISTHARU JAAGARTHA. MALLI MEE SIRIO GAADI FLOP CINEMALU HIT ANI KOODA CHEPPUKODANIKI PANIKI RAAVU...
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