Some jokes!!!

[rk_theprince]

[size=14pt][font=comic sans ms][b][color=red]A kid asked the priest "father, what is your pastime?"
the priest tapped the kid's shoulder and replied"
"Nun, my child, nun"
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sardar: my 5 year old son is very naughty. he has made
my maid pregnant.
doctor: how the hell is that possible?
sardar: he took a pin and punched holes in all my
condoms.
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johnny asks grandpa: "do u still hv sex with granma?"
granpa says : "yes, but only oral."
johny : "whats oral?"
granpa : "i say f_u_c_k  u, she says f_u_c_k u too"
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man at medical shops wants viagra.
says "give extra dose, 3 girls are coming"
next day he wants iodex.
chamist asks "why, what happened?"
man "the girls didn't come"
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TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't haveten years ago
L-JOHNY: Me!

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>sardarji goes home and finds his wife dressed in a sexy lingerie
>wife : "tie me up and do whatever u want"
>excited, the husband ties her up and f_ucks the maid
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A hair cutting saloon shifted from grd floor to 1st floor.
A board was put by him "Neeche ke bal katane ki dukan upar hai"
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[color=green]Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party.

He called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some
young girls. Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him.

A little disappointed, Superman "SMS" Spiderman to see if he fancieda few beers but Spiderman said he had a date with Catwoman.
As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartment to see if she was free.

As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open and her eyes closed.

Superman thought to himself,

"So exotic, should I or shouldn't I ...wait ...I'm faster than a speeding bullet! I can be in there out again before she knew what happened."

So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flies off happily.

Meanwhile on the bed, Wonderwoman said, "What is going on? Did you hear anything ...?"
HollowMan replied, "No! But....... my ASS hurts like hell!"[/color] [/b][/font][/size]
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some might be old..teliste malli oka sari chadivi navvukondi  @3$% @3$% @3$%

[Shantikosam]

bagunnai baa,,, main ga "salon" di

[rk_theprince]

[quote author=Shantikosam link=topic=116892.msg1259264#msg1259264 date=1289005896]
bagunnai baa,,, main ga "salon" di
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thankyou thankyou thankyou

[NaughtyBoy]

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especially Oral S_E_X and Hair-Saloon !!

[chpk]

Super man joke is nice  @3$% @3$%
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[Papa Rao]

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