Top 10 Rajnikanth Jokes

[raghav198]

We don’t want to imply that Rajnikanth’s jokes are more famous than his movies. But let’s face it how many Rajni movies have you actually seen? And now count how many jokes you have come by -  through sms or email forwards. Surely, much, much more! Somehow his jokes turn out to be great LOL moments (read: stress-busters).

We list our top 10.
Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
Rajinikanth killed the dead sea.
If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano
Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?
Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying "BANG"
Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
Rajinikanth can divide by zero.
Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Oops! Sorry we had to go overboard  (just like the jokes) and we just couldn't restrict it to top 10!

Which is your favourite Rajinikanth joke? Leave us a comment and let us know.

[chaitu41]

Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!  @3$%

[rk_theprince]

very old jokes

[Neo The One]

Wrong DB  sFi_boink3 sFi_boink3  Post in North Indian Friends Discussion Board.  *7*^

[NaughtyBoy]

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one joke for them : SharukhKhan participated in a 100m race. Obviously he came 1st. But Einstein died after watching the race, because Light came 3rd. SharukhKhan's shadow came 2nd.

[Neo The One]

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Down Down NIans
one joke for them : SharukhKhan participated in a 100m race. Obviously he came 1st. But Einstein died after watching the race, because Light came 3rd. SharukhKhan's shadow came 2nd.
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[rk_theprince]

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Down Down NIans
one joke for them : SharukhKhan participated in a 100m race. Obviously he came 1st. But Einstein died after watching the race, because Light came 3rd. SharukhKhan's shadow came 2nd.
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[rakesh.raju]

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Down Down NIans
one joke for them : SharukhKhan participated in a 100m race. Obviously he came 1st. But Einstein died after watching the race, because Light came 3rd. SharukhKhan's shadow came 2nd.
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RajiniKanth ni comment chese antha range aa mama manadi.... !q#

[massraja]

[email protected]    sorry2 just for fun

[BadShah]

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Down Down NIans
one joke for them : SharukhKhan participated in a 100m race. Obviously he came 1st. But Einstein died after watching the race, because Light came 3rd. SharukhKhan's shadow came 2nd.
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nee brain ni museum lo pettali................ navvaleka saccha................... eienstein died.... ki nee reasoning keka...................