some non-veg jokes!!!

[rk_theprince]

Seks chesetapudu wife husband tho antundi: meru accham naa mobile lagane chestunnaru
husband: aite naa vibration antha baga nachindi annamata
wife: kadandi basement lo ki velangane me network fail avutundi
LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q

[rk_theprince]

[quote author=anticastepolicy link=topic=131951.msg1466268#msg1466268 date=1292092170]
LoL.1q LoL.1q

keka unnaay mama  *=:
[/quote]
thankyou thankyou
some more on the way  @3$%  @3$%

[rk_theprince]

A woman married a one legged man
She wrote to her mother
“My husband only has ONE FOOT:
Her Mother replied :
“You are lucky, your papa has ONLY 3 INCHES”
@3$% @3$% @3$%

[ramu]

@3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$%

[rk_theprince]

Oka lift bayata ok note ila rasi undi
[b]sthreelaku pratyeka pradhanyata ivvali[/b]
inka dani kindane rasiundi
[b]okee samayam lo 6 guru kante ekuva mandi ekkakudadu[/b]

[izer]

*N^ h@)

[rk_theprince]

Sobhanam ratri taruvatha bharta tana bharya ni yetla feel ayyav ani adgadu
apudu bharya cheppindi: 5% Siggu 5% Noppi 90% Phatha Gyapakalu.

[prakum007]

LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q *=: *=:

[rk_theprince]

Teacher asks students: What is that you daily see..but feel to touch...but you can not touch
Little Johnny: Its your b00bs

[prakum007]

[b]Girl[/b]: Oreyi nenu cheppu teesaanante nee chempa vaasipoddi..

[b]Boy[/b]: Oseyi nenu zippu teesaanante nee kadupu vaasipoddi..

[Ok kavi]

[quote author=rk_theprince link=topic=131951.msg1466212#msg1466212 date=1292091683]
[b]Father[/b]: entra amma ala silent ga kurchundi?
[b]Son[/b]: emi ledu daddy, Amma lipstick adigindi,nenu FEVISTICK ichanu anthe

[b]Girl[/b]:nuvvu monthly enni sarlu sshave chestav
[b]boy[/b]:monthly kadhu rojuku 10 nundi 30 sarlu chestanu
[b]Girl[/b]:mentalodiva
[b]boy[/b]:kadhu mangalodini.

[color=red]Lady:naku ma vari nundi vidakulu kavali
Lawyer: mee aina kabadi champion kada enti problem
Lady:Adhe nandi problem...just touch chesi paripothunadu [/color]
[/quote]

MAMA ivi matram ... Kampu jokes mama...

[lance]

@3$% @3$% @3$%

superooooooooo super *=:

[rk_theprince]

A blind boy gives sweets to everyone in his colony
He then goes to his neighbour aunty calls her
she comes from bathroom without dress to get sweets as the boy was blind
aunty asks him whats special?
then boy tells [b]"i got my eyes today..aunty"[/b]

[rk_theprince]

[quote author=Ok kavi link=topic=131951.msg1466355#msg1466355 date=1292093098]
MAMA ivi matram ... Kampu jokes mama...
[/quote]
sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink sFi_boink3 sFi_boink3 *7*^ *7*^

[rk_theprince]

Sex is like a restaurant sometimes u get good service,
Sometimes bad service, sometimes no service &
many times u have to be happy with self service