some non-veg jokes!!!

[rk_theprince]

Teacher: Make a sentence using the word "hand"
Boy: My penis in your hand.
Teacher slaps the Boy.
Boy:Sorry maam pen taruvatha space ivvadam marichipoyanu.

[anticastepolicy]

LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q mama racha unnaay asalu  LoL.1q LoL.1q

[Okkamagadu]

[quote author=rk_theprince link=topic=131951.msg1466282#msg1466282 date=1292092299]
Seks chesetapudu wife husband tho antundi: meru accham naa mobile lagane chestunnaru
husband: aite naa vibration antha baga nachindi annamata
wife: kadandi basement lo ki velangane me network fail avutundi
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[rk_theprince]

A woman gave birth to six babies in one delivery & on seeing this,she goes out to her husband,
slaps him and shouts, [color=red]" Nenu Appude Chepanu Kuka Style lo Voddani"[/color]

[doni8663]

[quote author=rk_theprince link=topic=131951.msg1466182#msg1466182 date=1292091454]
Teacher to a2nd std Boy
[b]Teacher[/b]: Nuvu me Nana lo evaru Peddodu?
[b]Boy[/b]: Nenu
[b]Teacher[/b]: Yetla ra
[b]Boy[/b]: Nenu Ma Amma Palu tagadam Manesinanu Kani Nana Ma Amma Palu Inka tagutunadu teacher anduke Nene Peddavadini.

The Mummy Returns cinema telugu lo vasthey dani peru ela untadi ante "dini thalli malli vachindi ra"

Mummy: Chintu aunty ki kiss ivvu ra
[b]Son[/b]:nenu ivvanu
[b]Mummy[/b]:enduku ra
[b]son[/b]:mrng dady pedithe chepputho kottindi...anduke


[color=red][b]Teacher[/b]: Arey ravi abcd lu cheppu raa..
[b]Student[/b]: A.E.G.H.I.J.K.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z.
[b]Teacher[/b]: BF CD lu evi ra??
[b]Student[/b]: vasu gadi bag lo vunai madam [/color]

An Aeroplane  asked Rocket: why r u going so fast
Rocket said ni guddha kinda manta.......pedite....appudu niku....telusutundi


3 Girls go 2 Yamdarmaraj
[color=red][b]1st Girl[/b]:Nenu pelliki munde boy frnd tho seks chesa
[b]Yama[/b]: Nrakam ki velu
[b]2nd Girl[/b]:Nenu pelli taruvata maa husband tho seks chesa
[b]Yama[/b]:Swargam ki velu
[b]3rd Girl[/b]:Nenu pelli ki mundu evaritho cheyaledu...pelli tarvata kuda evari tho cheyyaledu
[b]Yama[/b]:Aite nuvvu na ROOM ki velu [/color]


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ivi rendu bagunnay @3$% @3$%

[rk_theprince]

Two girls talking:
Girl1: osey, pakkinti abbaini chustunte na bra tight aipotundi
Girl2: Nuvu bra vesukokunda chudu vadi Underwear tight aiyepothadi

[AP Guy]

[quote author=rk_theprince link=topic=131951.msg1466412#msg1466412 date=1292093811]
Two girls talking:
Girl1: osey, pakkinti abbaini chustunte na bra tight aipotundi
Girl2: Nuvu bra vesukokunda chudu vadi Underwear tight aiyepothadi
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[rk_theprince]

Never fuckk a Tel-Operator. After 3 mins. she'll say ur time is over
Never fuckk a Nurse, she'll say next pls.
But fuckk a Teacher,she'll say It's good, now repeat it 5 times.

[gudivada]

@3$% @3$% @3$%  *=:[quote author=rk_theprince link=topic=131951.msg1466182#msg1466182 date=1292091454]
Teacher to a2nd std Boy
[b]Teacher[/b]: Nuvu me Nana lo evaru Peddodu?
[b]Boy[/b]: Nenu
[b]Teacher[/b]: Yetla ra
[b]Boy[/b]: Nenu Ma Amma Palu tagadam Manesinanu Kani Nana Ma Amma Palu Inka tagutunadu teacher anduke Nene Peddavadini.

The Mummy Returns cinema telugu lo vasthey dani peru ela untadi ante "dini thalli malli vachindi ra"

Mummy: Chintu aunty ki kiss ivvu ra
[b]Son[/b]:nenu ivvanu
[b]Mummy[/b]:enduku ra
[b]son[/b]:mrng dady pedithe chepputho kottindi...anduke


[b]Teacher[/b]: Arey ravi abcd lu cheppu raa..
[b]Student[/b]: A.E.G.H.I.J.K.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z.
[b]Teacher[/b]: BF CD lu evi ra??
[b]Student[/b]: vasu gadi bag lo vunai madam

An Aeroplane  asked Rocket: why r u going so fast
Rocket said ni guddha kinda manta.......pedite....appudu niku....telusutundi


3 Girls go 2 Yamdarmaraj
[b]1st Girl[/b]:Nenu pelliki munde boy frnd tho seks chesa
[b]Yama[/b]: Nrakam ki velu
[b]2nd Girl[/b]:Nenu pelli taruvata maa husband tho seks chesa
[b]Yama[/b]:Swargam ki velu
[b]3rd Girl[/b]:Nenu pelli ki mundu evaritho cheyaledu...pelli tarvata kuda evari tho cheyyaledu
[b]Yama[/b]:Aite nuvvu na ROOM ki velu


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[rk_theprince]

Pelli chupullo abbai vallu: Ma vadu Govt office lo Clerk job chestunadu, nelaku 4000 Jitam. Painundi nelaku  oka 10000 varaku sampdistdu.
Ammai tarupana vallu: Maa ammai Nurse ga panichestundi. Nelaku 3000 Jitam. Kindinunchi nelaku oka 15000 varaku sampdistadi.

[roxiczone]

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[pavangamini]

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[allbakara]

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chala varaku bagunnai, yamudi joke highlight  @3$%

[rk_theprince]

[quote author=allbakara link=topic=131951.msg1466519#msg1466519 date=1292094900]
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chala varaku bagunnai, yamudi joke highlight  @3$%
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thnx
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[izer]

[quote author=rk_theprince link=topic=131951.msg1466383#msg1466383 date=1292093455]
Teacher: Make a sentence using the word "hand"
Boy: My penis in your hand.
Teacher slaps the Boy.
Boy:Sorry maam pen taruvatha space ivvadam marichipoyanu.
[/quote]
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