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HUSBAND - HAI DEAR,I AM LOGGED IN.
WIFE - HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE SAREE.
HUSBAND - BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.
WIFE - BUT I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT IN MORNING
HUSBAND - ERRONEOUS SYNTAX,ABORT,RETRY,CANCEL.
WIFE - HAE BHAGWAN !FORGET IT WHERE'S YOUR SALARY.
HUSBAND - FILE IN USE,READ ONLY,TRY AFTER SOME TIME.
WIFE - AT LEAST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD,I CAN DO
SOME SHOPPING.
HUSBAND - SHARING VIOLATION,ACCESS DENIED.
WIFE - I MADE A MISTAKE IN MARRING YOU.
HUSBAND - DATA TYPE MISMATCH.
WIFE - YOU ARE USELESS.
HUSBAND - BY DEFAULT.
WIFE - WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU IN THE CAR THIS MORNING.
HUSBAND - SYSTEM UNSTABLE,PRESS CTRL,ALT,DEL TO
REBOOT.
WIFE - WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME SNACKS
HUSBAND - HARD DISK FULL.
WIFE - WHAT IS THE RELATION BETWEEN YOU &
YOUR RECEPTIONIST..
HUSBAND - THE ONLY USER WITH WRITE PERMISSION.
WIFE - WHAT IS MY VALUE IN YOUR LIFE...
HUSBAND - UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED..
WIFE - DO YOU LOVE ME OR YOUR COMPUTER.
HUSBAND - TOO MANY PARAMETERS..
WIFE - I WILL GO TO MY DADS HOUSE.
HUSBAND - PROGRAM PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION, IT
WILL CLOSE..
WIFE - I WILL LEAVE YOU FOR EVER.
HUSBAND - CLOSE ALL PROGRAMS & LOG OUT FOR
ANOTHER USER..
WIFE - IT IS WORTHLESS TALKING TO YOU
HUSBAND - SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER..
WIFE - I AM GOING
HUSBAND - ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER.

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VENKY FAN Ididn't get you

i m clue less what that combination means

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[quote author=professor link=topic=146894.msg1694288#msg1694288 date=1295867612]
VENKY FAN Ididn't get you

i m clue less what that combination means
[/quote]
smiling mama...aa husband wife ki ichina replies ki smiling... sHa_high5ing sHa_high5ing

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