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Sofftware Engineer writes .............
Subject : Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
and noticed that the new program began unexpected
child processing that took up a lot of space and
valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was
included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife
1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
launches during system initialization, where it
monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Smoking 10.3, Boozing 2.5 and
Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 no longer run, crashing the
system whenever selected. I can not to keep Wife 1.0
in the background while attempting to run some of my
other favorite applications like Night Club 4.3,
Dance 'n' Drunk 2.0 and Bachelor Party 7.77.
I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but
the UN-install does not work on this program. Once I
tried to uninstall Wife 1.0 but got this error
"General Protection Fault in module House Security.
The Un installation will abort."
Can you help me, please!!!

Reply from Tech. Support

Dear Software Engineer,
Ref : Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife
This is a very common problem men complain about, but
is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people
upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife1.0 with the idea
that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT
program.Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and
designed by its creator to run everything. It is
unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still
convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible
to UN-install, delete, or purge Wife 1.0 from the
system once installed.
You can not go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0
is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install
Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more
problems than the original system. Look in your manual
under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support" which was given
to you at the time of registration with Wife 1.0. I
recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the
situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I
might also suggest you read the entire section
regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs).
The best course of action will be to enter the command
C:\APOLOGIZE. Infact I would suggest u to use this
command everytime Wife 1.0 crashes on your system.Wife
1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance.
Consider buying additional software to improve the
performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and
Chocolates 5.0 or Movies 4.5 which will improve the
performance of Wife 1.0.
Do not, under any circumstances, install Visual
Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3.
This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and
is likely to cause irreversible damage to the
operating system.
Recent Survey says that Add-On softwares like Visual
Dress 2.0, Diamond Necklace 3.0, A Long Holiday in beach
resort
1.0 are the best Third Party tools that supports
Wife1.0 program to run smoothly and effectively.
Best of luck.
Tech Support.

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