professor Posted January 25, 2011 Report Posted January 25, 2011 What are the three fastest ways of communication?Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.*******************************Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo-Aata hai Usha ke saath,Rehta hai Kiran ke saath,Aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath!*******************************The positive thinking poem.Little bird in the sky,You look up and it shits in your eye.You don't mind and you don't cry,You just thank God that cows don't fly.*******************************Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends.I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney.*******************************Sardar to Salesman, I Need Pink curtains for mycomputer.Salesman Sardarji Computer Doesnt Need Curtains.Sardarji: Oye i have windows installed.*******************************What do u call a fat woman waiting?Moti-vaiting.*******************************Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse SurpriseDunga!!*******************************What is the similarity between Mobile &Marriage?Thode Din Aur Ruk Jata To Thoda Acha Model MilJaata!!1*******************************Why does sardarji open his lunch box while Walkingon the road?To Check if he is going to work or Coming Back.
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Bhargav2010 Posted January 25, 2011 Report Posted January 25, 2011 [quote author=professor link=topic=147190.msg1698992#msg1698992 date=1295929065]What are the three fastest ways of communication?Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.*******************************Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo-Aata hai Usha ke saath,Rehta hai Kiran ke saath,Aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath!*******************************The positive thinking poem.Little bird in the sky,You look up and it shits in your eye.You don't mind and you don't cry,You just thank God that cows don't fly.*******************************Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends.I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney.*******************************Sardar to Salesman, I Need Pink curtains for mycomputer.Salesman Sardarji Computer Doesnt Need Curtains.Sardarji: Oye i have windows installed.*******************************What do u call a fat woman waiting?Moti-vaiting.*******************************Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse SurpriseDunga!!*******************************What is the similarity between Mobile &Marriage?Thode Din Aur Ruk Jata To Thoda Acha Model MilJaata!!1*******************************Why does sardarji open his lunch box while Walkingon the road?To Check if he is going to work or Coming Back.[/quote] LoL.1q LoL.1q *=: *=: you rock
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