Jagamondi Posted January 25, 2011 Report Posted January 25, 2011 Frustrations of a Married Man--------------------------------------A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing aloose-fitting pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing hisusual jeans and t-shirt.As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large,silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla immediately wentcrazy.He jumped on the bars and, holding on with one hand and 2 feet, he gruntedand pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously very excited bythe pretty lady in the pink dress.The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggestedthat his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips andwiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got extremelyexcited, now making noises that would wake the dead.Then the husband suggested that she let one of her dress straps fall toshow a little more skin. She did … and the gorilla was about to tear thebars down!“Now, show your legs by pulling your dress up,” he said. This drove thegorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips andcharging the bars!Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flungher in with the gorilla, slammed the cage door shut and said, “Now, tellhim you have a headache AND U ARE NOT IN THE MOOD NOWA man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing aloose-fitting pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing hisusual jeans and t-shirt.As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large,silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla immediately wentcrazy.He jumped on the bars and, holding on with one hand and 2 feet, he gruntedand pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously very excited bythe pretty lady in the pink dress.The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggestedthat his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips andwiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got extremelyexcited, now making noises that would wake the dead.Then the husband suggested that she let one of her dress straps fall toshow a little more skin. She did … and the gorilla was about to tear thebars down!“Now, show your legs by pulling your dress up,” he said. This drove thegorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips andcharging the bars!Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flungher in with the gorilla, slammed the cage door shut and said, “Now, tellhim you have a headache AND U ARE NOT IN THE MOOD NOW @3$% @3$% @3$%
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