Jamesbond very sharp boy

[TomandJerry]

Teacher: What can you put in a barrel which makes it lighter?
bond : put a hole
teacher: Where can you find August before July?
Bond: In dictionary

[bhavanavenu]

LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q

[tharanga]

[quote author=TomandJerry link=topic=149577.msg1737557#msg1737557 date=1296438590]
Teacher: What can you put in a barrel which makes it lighter?
bond : put a hole
teacher: Where can you find August before July?
Bond: In dictionary
[/quote] LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q

[TomandJerry]

Jamesbond wife "I've done a pregnancy test."
jamesbond: "And, were the questions difficult?"  @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$%

[Bondu_Babu]

LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q

[jamesbond]

sSc_hiding2 sSc_hiding2 sSc_hiding2 sSc_hiding2 LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q

[TomandJerry]

jamesBlondwife: "I've got a problem!"
Jamesbond: "Tell me."
jamesBlondwife: "I've just bought a puzzle, but I can't solve it!"
Jamesbond: "Is it that difficult?"
jamesBlondwife: "Yes, I don't know where to start; all pieces look similar!"
jamesbond: "What's the image on the cover of the box?"
jamesBlondwife: "A red cock, but I really can't solve it."
jamesbond: "Wait a minute, I'll be right there and we will solve it together!"
...
A few minutes later the jamesbond walks in.
jamesbond: "And where is this puzzle of yours?"
jamesBlondwife: "It's right her on the table..."
Deep silence falls, and then a sigh...
jamesbond: "Okay, we will do the following: you'll put all cornflakes back into the box and I'll forget the complete incident."

[Nellore Pedda reddy]

[quote author=TomandJerry link=topic=149577.msg1737582#msg1737582 date=1296438846]
Jamesbond wife "I've done a pregnancy test."
jamesbond: "And, were the questions difficult?"  @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$%
[/quote]

@3$% @3$% @3$% @3$%

[TomandJerry]

[quote author=jamesbond link=topic=149577.msg1737595#msg1737595 date=1296439014]
sSc_hiding2 sSc_hiding2 sSc_hiding2 sSc_hiding2 LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q
[/quote]

vachava ..  sHa_high5ing sHa_high5ing sHa_high5ing sHa_high5ing sHa_high5ing

[gerrard]

[quote author=TomandJerry link=topic=149577.msg1737582#msg1737582 date=1296438846]
Jamesbond wife "I've done a pregnancy test."
jamesbond: "And, were the questions difficult?"  @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$%
[/quote]    @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$%

  *=: *=: *=: *=: *=: *=: *=: *=:

[bhavanavenu]

@3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% *=: *=:

[pr1nce]

em raaaa ...bond gadini target chesavv..... sHa_clap4 sHa_clap4 sHa_clap4.....

car poina badhalo vaduntey...vadimedha ne jokulendi raa...

[Dupe]

sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink bond car emindi mama???[quote author=pr1nce link=topic=149577.msg1737798#msg1737798 date=1296441483]
em raaaa ...bond gadini target chesavv..... sHa_clap4 sHa_clap4 sHa_clap4.....

car poina badhalo vaduntey...vadimedha ne jokulendi raa...
[/quote]

[TomandJerry]

[quote author=pr1nce link=topic=149577.msg1737798#msg1737798 date=1296441483]
em raaaa ...bond gadini target chesavv..... sHa_clap4 sHa_clap4 sHa_clap4.....

car poina badhalo vaduntey...vadimedha ne jokulendi raa...
[/quote]

vurlo pelli ki kukala hadividala .. edo bond medha ne kamedy cheste ne gola endiii  *7*^ *7*^ *7*^

[TomandJerry]

intaki bond car ki emi ayindhi ..  sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink