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AATMAAA ANTHAR AAATMAA of a Womanizer


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This is what a true WOMANIZER thinks inside his mind when he talks to a girl/woman/lady
[b]A[/b] is the voice that u hear from him
[b]B[/b] is the voice that u dont hear from him


A : I want a commitment.
B : I'm sick of masturbation.

A: Haven't I seen you in this pub before?
B: Nice ass!! wooohoo !! no wonder she must be new

A: I need you very bad in my life
B: My hand is tired, it's sore

A: You're the only woman I've ever cared about.
B: You are the only woman whom i haven't slept with (recently).

A: I really want to get to know you better from inside.
B: So I can tell my friends about it.

A: It's just orange juice baby, try it.
B: 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head.

A: She's kinda cute.
B: I want to have s e x with her till my dick turns blue!

A: She's not my type.
B: She won't sleep with me.

A: I miss you so much
B: I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good.

A: I had a wonderful time last night.
B: Who the hell are you?

A: Do you really love me?
B: I've done something stupid and you might find out.

A: I'll give you a call.
B: I'd rather have my balls clamped rather than see you again.

A: I've been thinking a lot.
B: You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.

A: I think we should just be friends.
B: You're ugly.

A: I've learned a lot from you.
B: Next!!!!


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