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The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn’t bring his swimming outfit, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water.

After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of old ladies walked onto the shore in his direction. He panicked, got out of the water and grabbed a bucket lying in the sand nearby.

He held the bucket in front of his private parts and sighed with relief.

The ladies got nearby and looked at him. He felt awkward and wanted to move. Then one of the ladies said, "You know, I have a special gift, I can read minds."

"Impossible”, said the embarrassed man, “You really know what I think?"

"Yes”, the lady replied, “Right now, I bet you think that the bucket you’re holding has a bottom."
@3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$%

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@3$% @3$% @3$%[quote author=rk_theprince link=topic=150247.msg1748879#msg1748879 date=1296592184]
The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn’t bring his swimming outfit, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water.

After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of old ladies walked onto the shore in his direction. He panicked, got out of the water and grabbed a bucket lying in the sand nearby.

He held the bucket in front of his private parts and sighed with relief.

The ladies got nearby and looked at him. He felt awkward and wanted to move. Then one of the ladies said, "You know, I have a special gift, I can read minds."

"Impossible”, said the embarrassed man, “You really know what I think?"

"Yes”, the lady replied, “Right now, I bet you think that the bucket you’re holding has a bottom."
@3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$%
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mama...jokes ee jokes antunnav kada.... @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$%


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[quote author=TVU_Baadhitudu link=topic=150247.msg1749043#msg1749043 date=1296593832]
mama...jokes ee jokes antunnav kada.... @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$%
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aaripoye deepaniki velugu ekkuva....
last days in US kada.... @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$%
anduke njoy chestunnaaa
^^" ^^" ^^" ^^" ^^" ^^"

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[quote author=rk_theprince link=topic=150247.msg1749065#msg1749065 date=1296594047]
aaripoye deepaniki velugu ekkuva....
last days in US kada.... @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$%
anduke njoy chestunnaaa
^^" ^^" ^^" ^^" ^^" ^^"
[/quote] emi kadulee mama meeku ikkade vuntarulee dont worry  sHa_fr1ends sHa_fr1ends

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