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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," said Jack as he stepped out of the shower.
"Honey," he continued, "what would then neighbors think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
His wife thought for a moment, then replied, "That I married you for your money."

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Q: What does a Rubik's Cube and a pen-is have in common?
A: The longer you play with them, the harder they get

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Prostitte: Hi, want to have seks?
Santa: Ok. Only if you do it like my wife does.
Prostitte: I can do it in any way. So how does she do it?
Man: She does it for free.

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[quote author=rk_theprince link=topic=150251.msg1748973#msg1748973 date=1296593087]
Prostitte: Hi, want to have seks?
Santa: Ok. Only if you do it like my wife does.
Prostitte: I can do it in any way. So how does she do it?
Man: She does it for free.
[/quote] LoL.1q

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[quote author=rk_theprince link=topic=150251.msg1748973#msg1748973 date=1296593087]
Prostitte: Hi, want to have seks?
Santa: Ok. Only if you do it like my wife does.
Prostitte: I can do it in any way. So how does she do it?
Man: She does it for free.
[/quote]
LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q

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[quote author=rk_theprince link=topic=150251.msg1748973#msg1748973 date=1296593087]
Prostitte: Hi, want to have seks?
Santa: Ok. Only if you do it like my wife does.
Prostitte: I can do it in any way. So how does she do it?
Man: She does it for free.
[/quote]
@3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% _-_ _-_ _-_ _-_ _-_

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[quote author=rk_theprince link=topic=150251.msg1748973#msg1748973 date=1296593087]
Prostitte: Hi, want to have seks?
Santa: Ok. Only if you do it like my wife does.
Prostitte: I can do it in any way. So how does she do it?
Man: She does it for free.
*=: *=: *=: *=: *=: *=: you rock @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$%

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[quote author=rk_theprince link=topic=150251.msg1748956#msg1748956 date=1296592797]
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," said Jack as he stepped out of the shower.
"Honey," he continued, "what would then neighbors think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
His wife thought for a moment, then replied, "That I married you for your money."
[/quote] LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q

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[quote author=rk_theprince link=topic=150251.msg1748973#msg1748973 date=1296593087]
Prostitte: Hi, want to have seks?
Santa: Ok. Only if you do it like my wife does.
Prostitte: I can do it in any way. So how does she do it?
Man: She does it for free.
[/quote]

eee jk matram baagaa pelindhi mama.... @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$%

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