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Side effects of alcohol ... And remedies!!!HILARIOUS!!!


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[quote author=Aaron link=topic=151044.msg1761728#msg1761728 date=1296755924]
1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on
your feet).
Cure: Manoeuver glass until open end is facing upward.
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2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause : You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor[/color][/size].

3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause : You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite drink!
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[url=http://4]http://4[/url]. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause: You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you![/color][/size]

5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause : You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!

6. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
Cause: You're in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.

7. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the
music is very repetitive.
Cause : You're in an ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job
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