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dont mean to hurt anyone...just for fun..


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1) jr ntr: Babi Bayata evaro swimming pool kosam donation adu gutunnaru..

Balaya: vadiki oka Chembu nellu ichi pampu ra..

Jr: Alage babai..



2) Balya: ki Pellichupulu...:-)

Ammaie valla nanna: ma ammai inka chaduvukuntundi...

Balaya: Sare chaduvko manandi, memu oka one hour taravata vastamu..!!



3) Jailor: Nuvvu jail ki endukochav..?

Balaya: Donga notlu print chesi dorikipoya..:-(

Jailor: Ela..?

Balaya: Notla kinda BALAYA PRINTERS HYD ani print chesa...!!



4) Balaya Prajala kosam simahannouta, Narasimhannouta, Samarasimhannouta, avasaram aithe maro bobbili pulinouta..!!!!

vilan : Mari manishivi eppudu avthavu ra jaffa..????



5) Teacher : Balaya senior ki, junior ki theda entira..?

Balaya: Sea ki deggaralo unnavaru sea-near, Zoo ki deggarlo unnavaru zoo-near sir..



6) Doctor : Dily excercise cheyali..

Balaya: Nenu daily football tennis, cricket adthanu sir..!!

Doctor :GOOD..!! Yekkada adathvu..?

Balaya: Na mobile lo..!!



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7) Balaya in an interview..

Q) what is an Array..?

Balaya: An Array is a word used to call a friend..

Examples of Array: Oery, Arey, rey etc....



8) Balaya: Arey location bagundi oka Photo tiyara..

jr.Ntr: Chikatlo sariga em kanpadatledu babai.

Balaya: Parledu tisi pettu ra podduna chuddam...



9) Teacher: "Naru Posevade neeru poyali" ane samethaku oka example ivandi.

Balaya: "Chaduvu chepina vade exam rayali"

Techer : nuvu e janamaku maravu ra Baliga...



10) jr. Ntr: Sudhi tho guchite blood enduku bayataku vastundi babai..?

Balaya: eavaru guharo chuddamani vastundi ra jaffa..!!!!



11) Balaya Orey deeni meaning cheppura 'I am going' ante enti..?

jr ntr :'Nenu veltunna'.!!!!!

balaya: Orey plz answer cheppi pora..!!!!!



12) Paramavirachekara movie collecions...

NIMS      --  25 lakhs

KIMS        -- 23.4 lakhs

Apollo        --  59.6 lakhs

YASHODA  --  19 lakhs



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13) Ntr : Ekkadiki Babai..?

Balaya: cinema ki veltunna nuvvu kuda ra..?

Ntr: sare em cinema babai..?

Balaya: "AARIPOTHARU' ane cinema vachindi dainki..!!!

Drivier : Sir..! aa cinema peru 'AARIPOTHARU' kadu sir "HARRY POTTER"



14) Dad : Who can stop 500 cars with one hand.??????

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Ans- Its Trafic police..!!!



Beta: Sab kuch BALAYA nahi karega...;-)



15) Ntr: Babai mana room lo dhomalu ekkuvaga unnai em chedam.??

Balaya: Oka pani chey TO-LET board pettu evaru lerani lopalaki ravu..



16) BALAIAH AS "BOBO" DIALOUGES 


hellow world i'm BOBO

SPEED-1bit

memory- no Brain.

Pichi pichi Dialouges naku program cheyabadi unnai.

prapanchalo evaru cheyyaleni cinemalu nenu cheyyagalanu.

1) Nuvvu worsta..? jr ntr worsta..?

Bobo: hypothetical question..

2) me hit cinema ravadaniki enni rojulu padutundi..?

Bobo: adi nuvvu telusu kovadaniki neeuku 100yers padutundi..

3) Devudu unnada..?

Bobo: 'KALEJA' cinema chusanu devudu unnadu....!!!



17) jr ntr: Babai enduku shirt paina nillu cahlluthunnavu..?

Balaya: Poola shirt kadara vadipokundavundadaniki ra..







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comedy sethannava, just for fun anukunnappudu inka vere names vunnai ga, prathodiki comedy ayyipyindi };_ };_ };_ mimmalni kosi karam pettina papam  ledu

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Ninna jarigina matter ki baga frustrate avi ela edustunatlunav ga.............  *7*^ *7*^ *7*^ *7*^ *7*^

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[quote author=lavanam link=topic=153007.msg1794006#msg1794006 date=1297130679]
comedy sethannava, just for fun anukunnappudu inka vere names vunnai ga, prathodiki comedy ayyipyindi };_ };_ };_ mimmalni kosi karam pettina papam  ledu
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mama nenu evari fan ni kadu...kavalante names mega family tho change chesi vesta...its just 4 fun...not meant to heart balayya fans...

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[quote author=Kakateyudu© link=topic=153007.msg1794015#msg1794015 date=1297130729]
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emainde kakatiyuda?

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[quote author=Khadgam link=topic=153007.msg1794062#msg1794062 date=1297131008]
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[/quote] you rock you rock speech icahava  sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink

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[quote author=Kakateyudu© link=topic=153007.msg1794015#msg1794015 date=1297130729]
Ninna jarigina matter ki baga frustrate avi ela edustunatlunav ga.............  *7*^ *7*^ *7*^ *7*^ *7*^
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emaindi mama ninna.. sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink

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[quote author=BENZBABU link=topic=153007.msg1794068#msg1794068 date=1297131044]
you rock you rock speech icahava  sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink
[/quote] sSc_hiding2 sSc_hiding2 sSc_hiding2  on the way

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[quote author=Disco82 link=topic=153007.msg1793987#msg1793987 date=1297130508]
dont mean to hurt anyone...just for fun..


Page -1

1) jr ntr: Babi Bayata evaro swimming pool kosam donation adu gutunnaru..

Balaya: vadiki oka Chembu nellu ichi pampu ra..

Jr: Alage babai..



2) Balya: ki Pellichupulu...:-)

Ammaie valla nanna: ma ammai inka chaduvukuntundi...

Balaya: Sare chaduvko manandi, memu oka one hour taravata vastamu..!!



3) Jailor: Nuvvu jail ki endukochav..?

Balaya: Donga notlu print chesi dorikipoya..:-(

Jailor: Ela..?

Balaya: Notla kinda BALAYA PRINTERS HYD ani print chesa...!!



4) Balaya Prajala kosam simahannouta, Narasimhannouta, Samarasimhannouta, avasaram aithe maro bobbili pulinouta..!!!!

vilan : Mari manishivi eppudu avthavu ra jaffa..????



5) Teacher : Balaya senior ki, junior ki theda entira..?

Balaya: [size=18pt][b]Sea ki deggaralo unnavaru sea-near, Zoo ki deggarlo unnavaru zoo-near sir..[/b][/size]



6) Doctor : Dily excercise cheyali..

Balaya: Nenu daily football tennis, cricket adthanu sir..!!

Doctor :GOOD..!! Yekkada adathvu..?

Balaya: Na mobile lo..!!



Page -2

7) Balaya in an interview..

Q) what is an Array..?

Balaya: An Array is a word used to call a friend..

Examples of Array: Oery, Arey, rey etc....



8) Balaya: Arey location bagundi oka Photo tiyara..

jr.Ntr: Chikatlo sariga em kanpadatledu babai.

Balaya: Parledu tisi pettu ra podduna chuddam...



9) Teacher: "Naru Posevade neeru poyali" ane samethaku oka example ivandi.

Balaya: "Chaduvu chepina vade exam rayali"

Techer : nuvu e janamaku maravu ra Baliga...



10) jr. Ntr: Sudhi tho guchite blood enduku bayataku vastundi babai..?

Balaya: eavaru guharo chuddamani vastundi ra jaffa..!!!!



11) Balaya Orey deeni meaning cheppura 'I am going' ante enti..?

jr ntr :'Nenu veltunna'.!!!!!

balaya: Orey plz answer cheppi pora..!!!!!



12) Paramavirachekara movie collecions...

NIMS      --  25 lakhs

KIMS        -- 23.4 lakhs

Apollo        --  59.6 lakhs

YASHODA  --  19 lakhs



Page-3

13) Ntr : Ekkadiki Babai..?

Balaya: cinema ki veltunna nuvvu kuda ra..?

Ntr: sare em cinema babai..?

Balaya: "AARIPOTHARU' ane cinema vachindi dainki..!!!

Drivier : Sir..! aa cinema peru 'AARIPOTHARU' kadu sir "HARRY POTTER"



14) Dad : Who can stop 500 cars with one hand.??????

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Ans- Its Trafic police..!!!



Beta: Sab kuch BALAYA nahi karega...;-)



15) Ntr: Babai mana room lo dhomalu ekkuvaga unnai em chedam.??

Balaya: Oka pani chey TO-LET board pettu evaru lerani lopalaki ravu..



16) BALAIAH AS "BOBO" DIALOUGES 


hellow world i'm BOBO

SPEED-1bit

memory- no Brain.

Pichi pichi Dialouges naku program cheyabadi unnai.

prapanchalo evaru cheyyaleni cinemalu nenu cheyyagalanu.

1) Nuvvu worsta..? jr ntr worsta..?

Bobo: hypothetical question..

2) me hit cinema ravadaniki enni rojulu padutundi..?

Bobo: adi nuvvu telusu kovadaniki neeuku 100yers padutundi..

3) Devudu unnada..?

Bobo: 'KALEJA' cinema chusanu devudu unnadu....!!!



17) jr ntr: Babai enduku shirt paina nillu cahlluthunnavu..?

Balaya: Poola shirt kadara vadipokundavundadaniki ra..
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Jokes bavunayi but herola perlu lekunda peetunte inka bavundhedhi  *7*^ *7*^ *7*^

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[quote author=Disco82 link=topic=153007.msg1794073#msg1794073 date=1297131078]
emaindi mama ninna.. sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink
[/quote] neeku teliyada??? ninna mana meeega star  Samajika Nyayam kosam Prajarajyanni  Congress lo Nimajjanam chesadu kada...

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