FOR ALL OF US##BETTER TO BE A LION IN INDIA##

[bingo_123]

[color=blue][size=12pt]In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg meat a day.

The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to the US Zoo.

The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment, a goat or two every day and a US Green Card also. On its first day after arrival,the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very nicely for breakfast.

The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few bananas. Then the lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from India.

The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food bag of bananas was delivered.

The lion was so furious, it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him,

'Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong with your management?, what nonsense is this?, why are you delivering bananas to me?'

The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle but .. Did you know that you have been brought here on a monkey's visa!!!!!'

Moral of Story : Better to be a Lion in India than a Monkey elsewhere !!![/size][/color]

sorry2 IF IT HURTS ANYONE...CHEERS

[prakum007]

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[bob177]

monkey visa........... lion............ bannana..... !q# !q# !q#

[Deletedid1]

@3$% @3$% @3$% Life is more complicated than that

[PAVITHRA]

[quote author=BENZBABU link=topic=153646.msg1805022#msg1805022 date=1297267909]
@3$% @3$% @3$% Life is more complicated than that
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@gr33d @gr33d @gr33d @gr33d @gr33d

[banthiii]

[quote author=babu77 link=topic=153646.msg1805014#msg1805014 date=1297267784]
monkey visa........... lion............ bannana..... !q# !q# !q#
[/quote]

emaindhii baa anthaala thala baadhukuntunnav , neeku alanti visa ne ichaara endhiii  @3$% @3$% @3$%

[Dupe]

India lo Dogs kante US lo Dogs ee chala better kada mama  @3$% @3$% @3$%

[Deletedid1]

[quote author=odiyam link=topic=153646.msg1805085#msg1805085 date=1297268653]
India lo Dogs kante US lo Dogs ee chala better kada mama  @3$% @3$% @3$%
[/quote]

agreed India lo kukkala kante manushulaani ekkuva premistaru............ ikkada manushulakante kukkalani ekkuva premistaru

[bingo_123]

[quote author=BENZBABU link=topic=153646.msg1805102#msg1805102 date=1297268824]
agreed India lo kukkala kante manushulaani ekkuva premistaru............ ikkada manushulakante kukkalani ekkuva premistaru
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@gr33d @gr33d gudone  you rock

[PAVITHRA]

[quote author=BENZBABU link=topic=153646.msg1805102#msg1805102 date=1297268824]
agreed India lo kukkala kante manushulaani ekkuva premistaru............ ikkada manushulakante kukkalani ekkuva premistaru
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not  @gr33d depends on the individuals

[Being Human]

If lion is treated as Lion back in India whyzz lion so frustrated..... sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink

[PAVITHRA]

[quote author=Being Human link=topic=153646.msg1805187#msg1805187 date=1297269404]
If lion is treated as Lion back in India whyzz lion so frustrated..... sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink
[/quote]


very good point  sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink

[kiraaaak]

[quote author=odiyam link=topic=153646.msg1805085#msg1805085 date=1297268653]
India lo Dogs kante US lo Dogs ee chala better kada mama  @3$% @3$% @3$%
[/quote]
anduke mama lions ni India lo undamanadu kani dogs ni India lo undamanledu kada ... @3$% @3$%

[Dupe]

[quote author=BENZBABU link=topic=153646.msg1805102#msg1805102 date=1297268824]
agreed India lo kukkala kante manushulaani ekkuva premistaru............ ikkada manushulakante kukkalani ekkuva premistaru
[/quote]

Inthaki manam enti?? Lion aa Monkey aa Dog aa Maushulam aa  sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink

[Deletedid1]

[quote author=odiyam link=topic=153646.msg1805231#msg1805231 date=1297269736]
Inthaki manam enti?? Lion aa Monkey aa Dog aa Maushulam aa  sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink
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neeku ela soukaryan ga unte ala kaaani mama  sSa_j@il sSa_j@il sSa_j@il