Anniversary ...

[Betting Bangarraju]

[center]Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I’ll bring you back.
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[Betting Bangarraju]

I asked my wife,
‘Where do you want to go for our anniversary?  sHa_high5ing
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
‘Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!’  :0012391:
she said.
So I suggested,
‘How about the kitchen?’
And that’s when the fight started…  1h@

[Betting Bangarraju]

I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
‘I’ll have the rump steak, medium rare, please.’
He said, ‘Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?’
‘Nah, she can order for herself.’
And that’s when the fight started….. 1h@

[Betting Bangarraju]

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels.
She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’
I said, ‘Dust’
And then the fight started.. 1h@

[Betting Bangarraju]

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift…
The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
“Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”
And that’s how the fight started….. 1h@

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[Betting Bangarraju]

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