master123 Posted February 25, 2009 Report Posted February 25, 2009 A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012th to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! .........Always Try Your Best To Get Whatever You Love....Otherwise…You Will Be Forced To Love Whatever You Get.
Bondu_Babu Posted February 17, 2011 Report Posted February 17, 2011 LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q
ammulu Posted February 17, 2011 Report Posted February 17, 2011 @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @gr33d @gr33d*=: *=: *=:
I hate caste...... Posted February 17, 2011 Report Posted February 17, 2011 [quote author=ammulu link=topic=2076.msg1860917#msg1860917 date=1297934308] @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @gr33d @gr33d*=: *=: *=:[/quote]akkada cheppinde ne gurinche ammulu.............
rajamacherla Posted February 17, 2011 Report Posted February 17, 2011 Heya Folkz ......... Derz still extension to this Joke ... Heres da extension ....To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited. LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q
wolverine Posted February 17, 2011 Report Posted February 17, 2011 *=: *=: *=: how r u master mama??? sHa_fr1ends sHa_fr1ends
Venky Fan Posted February 17, 2011 Report Posted February 17, 2011 LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q *=: *=: *=: *=:
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