Hitman Posted February 25, 2011 Report Posted February 25, 2011 Moral of the movie ROBOT-.........A girl can not only spoil a man but even machines-!:-o ;-)************************************************** ***newton's law:lecturing is d phenomenon of transferring the info 4m d notes of lecture tothe students notes without passing throu'd brain of either************************************************** **************When Alchohol is consumed,Whatever is in the mind comes out...So I suggest all students to drink before writing da exams.************************************************** **************You know aCrazy fact of todays generationnce upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers.But now they drink like their Fathers...!!!************************************************** **************what is swarg?american salary,british house,chinese food,indian wife,what is narak?american wife,british food,chinese house,indian salary************************************************** **************A Sign At A Petrol pump ..."Plz ... Don't Smoke Here ... Your Life May Be Worthless,ButPetrol Certainly Isn't...!"************************************************** **************The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl.It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.************************************************** **************EarlierLuv Startd wid EyesGrew wid GiftsEnded wid TearsNow: Luv Starts frm CellphoneGrows wid Msgs&Ends wid "UpbhogtaKisi aur Call par Vyast hai.************************************************** **************When u read a love message,U never think of the person who sent u the sms...But u think of the person whom u love the most!!STRANGE..sala kharcha kiskaorCharcha kiska!************************************************** **************The Trouble With The World Is That, The Stupids Are Full Of Confidence AndThe Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts************************************************** *****************A student grabbed a coin,Flipped it in the air & said,“Head, I go to sleep.”Tail, I watch a movie.If it stands on the edge I’ll study:************************************************** *****************Physics would have been much much Easier...If..If..If..If..The Tree itself had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead of the Apple..!!************************************************** *************How Newton Died ?..He died After seen South Indian Movies.....Coz He Couldnt Bear Rajnikant Breakin All The Law Of Physics which HeMade...************************************************** **************WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL?" W "!!B'COZ ALL WORIES START WITH "W"WHO?WHY?WHAT?WHEN?WHICH?WHOM?WHERE?WAR!AND FINALLYWIFE.....!Source: [url=http://www.lazydesis.com/jokes/269427-lunch-time-special-hahahahaaha.html#ixzz1F0o72XU8]http://www.lazydesis.com/jokes/269427-lunch-time-special-hahahahaaha.html#ixzz1F0o72XU8[/url]
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