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A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike

English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'box,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves
whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group
was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the
feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
Masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time
they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a
little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

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[quote author=kiraaaak link=topic=162621.msg1947387#msg1947387 date=1299161491]
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[/quote]GM bavoooo ela unnav. howz the day started

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[quote author=galigannarao link=topic=162621.msg1947397#msg1947397 date=1299161609]
GM bavoooo ela unnav. howz the day started
[/quote] fine mama baguna .. day manchiga start aindi ba  sHa_fr1ends sHa_fr1ends .. apice ki vachinavaa

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[quote author=kiraaaak link=topic=162621.msg1947400#msg1947400 date=1299161655]
fine mama baguna .. day manchiga start aindi ba  sHa_fr1ends sHa_fr1ends .. apice ki vachinavaa
[/quote]ya vachesanu baa. work start ayindi. nenu modalapettelopala oka sari dbki hi cheppi podamani vacha

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