galigannarao Posted March 3, 2011 Report Posted March 3, 2011 A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlikeEnglish, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.''box,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into twogroups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselveswhether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each groupwas asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of thefeminine gender ('la computadora'), because:1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers isincomprehensible to everyone else;3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory forpossible later retrieval; and4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourselfspending half your paycheck on accessories for it.(THIS GETS BETTER!)The women's group, however, concluded that computers should beMasculine ('el computador'), because:1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the timethey ARE the problem; and4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited alittle longer, you could have gotten a better model.
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galigannarao Posted March 3, 2011 Author Report Posted March 3, 2011 [quote author=kiraaaak link=topic=162621.msg1947387#msg1947387 date=1299161491] LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q *=: *=: *=: *=: *=: *=: *=:[/quote]GM bavoooo ela unnav. howz the day started
kiraaaak Posted March 3, 2011 Report Posted March 3, 2011 [quote author=galigannarao link=topic=162621.msg1947397#msg1947397 date=1299161609]GM bavoooo ela unnav. howz the day started[/quote] fine mama baguna .. day manchiga start aindi ba sHa_fr1ends sHa_fr1ends .. apice ki vachinavaa
galigannarao Posted March 3, 2011 Author Report Posted March 3, 2011 [quote author=kiraaaak link=topic=162621.msg1947400#msg1947400 date=1299161655] fine mama baguna .. day manchiga start aindi ba sHa_fr1ends sHa_fr1ends .. apice ki vachinavaa[/quote]ya vachesanu baa. work start ayindi. nenu modalapettelopala oka sari dbki hi cheppi podamani vacha
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