Philosophical

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Four Jamaicans were sat on a beach being all philosophical.

Leroy said “What’s de fastess ting on earth? I tink it’s a blink, cos when you blink, you don’t see it”

Dwain says “I tink the fastess ting is a thought. Cos de minute u tink about it, u thought it”

Devon replies “No way mon, de fastess ting on earth is electricitee. Cos when you turn on de light, de light cum on straight away. Dat’s de fastess ting on earth”

Jared thinks for a minute, then says, “No mon, ur all wrong. De fastess ting on earth is diarrhoea”

“WHAT” they all reply. “Hows dat”

Jared replies “Cos last night, before I could tink, blink or turn on de light, I s**t myself!!”
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