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story I

E: Do u have a boyfriend?
C: I have.
E: Is he working Locally?
C: No. He is working Overseas.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u !
C: Why?
E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't
want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.


Story II

E: Any girl friends?
C: No.
E: So far chased any before?
C: Have, but not successful.
E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?
C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal
issue.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
C: Why?
E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!


Story III

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Not quite.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is
dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.


Story IV

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: yes
E: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes.
E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.


Story V

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: No. Have a few already.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper" ! (Job
hoper lah!)


Story VI

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich?
C: No.
E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing
with money and you will seduce.


Story VII

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich ?
C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.
E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to
employ you, neither do we!
C: But,...... there is no position in his company.
E: Then,..... what is your qualification?
C: Secretary!
E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect
your managers' working spirits.
C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.
E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!
@3$% @3$% @3$% @3$%



refost aithe sorry mamalu .....

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[quote author=The QUEEN link=topic=168033.msg2029539#msg2029539 date=1300207577]
F@!n F@!n F@!n
[/quote]enti ranigaru moham dachukontunnarem

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[quote author=galigannarao link=topic=168033.msg2029583#msg2029583 date=1300207863]
enti ranigaru moham dachukontunnarem
[/quote]so many facts/reasons ani

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[quote author=The QUEEN link=topic=168033.msg2029608#msg2029608 date=1300208026]
so many facts/reasons ani
[/quote] @gr33d @gr33d

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so wat this means is .. asalu Interview k vellakuudadhu.. company lo join avvaali ante.. Back-door entry ye best annamaata  @3$% @3$% @3$%

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[quote author=rakthcharitra link=topic=168033.msg2030203#msg2030203 date=1300212143]
*=: *=: *=: @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$%
[/quote] welco#afd welco#afd welco#afd welco#afd welco#afd welco#afd

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[quote author=Musugu_Veerudu link=topic=168033.msg2029671#msg2029671 date=1300208654]
so wat this means is .. asalu Interview k vellakuudadhu.. company lo join avvaali ante.. Back-door entry ye best annamaata  @3$% @3$% @3$%
[/quote] @gr33d  sCo_hmmthink

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