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Kids  Are  Q..u..i..c..k 
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TEACHER:      Maria, go to the map and find  North America . 
MARIA:        Here it is. 
TEACHER:      Correct. Now class, who discovered  America ? 
CLASS:        Maria. 
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TEACHER:      John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 
JOHN:        You told me to do it without using tables. 
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TEACHER:        Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' 
GLENN:          K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' 
TEACHER:        No, that's wrong 
GLENN:          Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 

(I Love this kid) 
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TEACHER:        Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 
DONALD:        H I J K L M N O. 
TEACHER:        What are you talking about? 
DONALD:        Yesterday you said it's H to O. 
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TEACHER:        Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 
WINNIE:        Me! 
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TEACHER:    Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 
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TEACHER:        Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I. ' 
MILLIE:            I is.. 
TEACHER:        No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' 
MILLIE:          All right.... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 
(I Love this kid) 
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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted  it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 
LOUIS:      Because George still had the axe in his hand(?). 
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TEACHER:      Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 
SIMON:        No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 
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TEACHER:      Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 
CLYDE :        No, sir. It's the same dog. 
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TEACHER:        Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 
HAROLD:        A teacher...... 
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TEACHER:    Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 
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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted  it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 
LOUIS:      Because George still had the axe in his hand(?). 
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TEACHER:      Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 
SIMON:        No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 
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TEACHER:      Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 
CLYDE :        No, sir. It's the same dog. 
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TEACHER:        Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 
HAROLD:        A teacher...... 
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