ToughGuy Posted April 18, 2011 Report Posted April 18, 2011 1)balayya and zoo were fixing a bomb in a car.balayya: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.zoo: Dont worry, I have one more.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------2)Boss : Where were you born ?balayya: Andhra .Boss : which part ?balayya: Kya which part ? Whole body born in andhra.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------3)What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?kalyan Ram Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------5)One tourist from U.S.A. asked to balayya: Any great man born in this village???Zoo: Yes Sir.. My babai is great sir .. he can do anything which no body can do .. ask himBalayya : no sir, only small Babies!!! ..balayya to his servant: Go and water the plants.Servant: It's already raining.balayya : So what, take an umbrella and go.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------balayya to wife: evadu vadu antha chendalanga unadu??wife:mana Zoo NTR andi......makeup lekunda unadu anthey...----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Zoo Ntr: Babai, what is an idiot?balayya: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?balayya: No.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Discusion b/w sneha ullal and NamithaNamitha: Enti Zoo NTR tho act cheyyanananvanta?sneha ullal: nenu animals(Dunnapothula ) movies lo,act cheyyanu..Namitha: aithe nenu enti pandigaditho cinema lo act chesthunnanu.....?---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------balayya: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.Harikrishna: Amazing, I got another for the same reason .Zoo Ntr calls balayya. CBN baava picks the phone.Zoo Ntr: CBN garu, Balayya vunnara.CBN: vunnaru kaani depression lo unnaru, mandhu kodthunnadu, varu dont disturb board pettaaru. sarle vishayam cheppu.Zoo: entadi antha ghoranga poyindi SIMHA ... CBN: Ippativaruku pakistan ki velthe janalu urukunnaru kaani .. inka vere planets ki balloon kattukoni velthe kastam ani janalu kuda baaga dobbi pettaru--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[color=red][font=times new roman][size=24pt][i]Nuvvu T-shirt and short vesukoni velte....adi Yenda kaalamNuvvu godugu teesi kelte....adi vaana kaalamNuvvu sweater vesukoni velte...adi chali kaalam.............Nuvvu balayya cinema chuste .....neeku poye kaalam...[/i][/size][/font][/color]
peru_edaite_enti Posted April 18, 2011 Report Posted April 18, 2011 verri aanandam....poorvam sardar la meeda vochevi....ippudu pichi patti kaali ga tirige enduku paniki raani vedavalu valla ila vostunayi....
bottu_seenu Posted April 18, 2011 Report Posted April 18, 2011 [quote author=CBZ link=topic=183716.msg2237906#msg2237906 date=1303118332]verri aanandam....poorvam sardar la meeda vochevi....ippudu pichi patti kaali ga tirige enduku paniki raani vedavalu valla ila vostunayi....[/quote]manchiga reply ichinav...nuvu kooda vere hero meeda padtav anukunna...nachav bhayya sHa_fr1ends
peru_edaite_enti Posted April 18, 2011 Report Posted April 18, 2011 [quote author=Slim-Shady link=topic=183716.msg2237910#msg2237910 date=1303118487]manchiga reply ichinav...nuvu kooda vere hero meeda padtav anukunna...nachav bhayya sHa_fr1ends[/quote] sHa_high5ing sHa_high5ing
cinderella man Posted April 18, 2011 Report Posted April 18, 2011 [quote author=Slim-Shady link=topic=183716.msg2237910#msg2237910 date=1303118487]manchiga reply ichinav...nuvu kooda vere hero meeda padtav anukunna...nachav bhayya sHa_fr1ends[/quote] no comment no comment no comment
bottu_seenu Posted April 18, 2011 Report Posted April 18, 2011 [quote author=cinderella man link=topic=183716.msg2237915#msg2237915 date=1303118552] no comment no comment no comment[/quote][img]http://www.gifsoup.com/view6/2342515/billaprab-o.gif[/img]
bottu_seenu Posted April 18, 2011 Report Posted April 18, 2011 [quote author=samantha. link=topic=183716.msg2237945#msg2237945 date=1303119330] LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q[/quote][img]http://lh5.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TVk4aX4eT8I/AAAAAAAAA7A/plXBqLJPgRs/NTR-4.gif[/img]
THE LORD Posted April 18, 2011 Report Posted April 18, 2011 Nag and pk fan ante thelusthundhi....halfmental gallu ani...Tough guy :[b]Nag n pk fans tho... mamalu ippudu nenu racha thread vestha..antifans ki dhigudhithoti fans : eedu endhi antifans ki dhigudhi ani...seppthe eedike dhimparu..kikikiki[/b] LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q
cinderella man Posted April 18, 2011 Report Posted April 18, 2011 [quote author=Slim-Shady link=topic=183716.msg2237918#msg2237918 date=1303118711][img]http://www.gifsoup.com/view6/2342515/billaprab-o.gif[/img][/quote] no comment no comment no comment
Chocolateboy Posted April 18, 2011 Report Posted April 18, 2011 [quote author=samantha. link=topic=183716.msg2237945#msg2237945 date=1303119330] LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q[/quote] sFun_duh sFun_duh sFun_duh
ToughGuy Posted April 18, 2011 Author Report Posted April 18, 2011 [quote author=THE LORD link=topic=183716.msg2237957#msg2237957 date=1303119588]Nag and pk fan ante thelusthundhi....halfmental gallu ani...Tough guy :[b]Nag n pk fans tho... mamalu ippudu nenu racha thread vestha..antifans ki dhigudhithoti fans : eedu endhi antifans ki dhigudhi ani...seppthe eedike dhimparu..kikikiki[/b] LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q[/quote]avunaa chaaa ....[img]http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii178/tejaprince/king/18.gif[/img]
Chocolateboy Posted April 18, 2011 Report Posted April 18, 2011 foddunne ee gola endii.. day sirakuga untadi.. manchi threads veyandi
THE LORD Posted April 18, 2011 Report Posted April 18, 2011 [quote author=ToughGuy link=topic=183716.msg2237969#msg2237969 date=1303119775]avunaa chaaa ....[img]http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii178/tejaprince/king/18.gif[/img][/quote]kaalindhaa....malli try seyyuuu @3$%
ToughGuy Posted April 18, 2011 Author Report Posted April 18, 2011 [quote author=Chocolateboy link=topic=183716.msg2237972#msg2237972 date=1303119867]foddunne ee gola endii.. day sirakuga untadi.. manchi threads veyandi[/quote]saami nuvvu thread lo joke chaduvu abba anthe ....navvukoo ....madhyalo vese posts choodaku
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