SAMPLE OF A MODERN LOVE LETTER...!!!

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SAMPLE OF A MODERN LOVE LETTER...



Dearest Samantha,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 20th of June 2009.

With reference to the meeting held between us on the 20th of June 2009 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of no less than three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account.I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.


Thanking you in anticipation.
Yours sincerely, Max





MODERN REPLY TO MODERN LOVE LETTER...



Dear Max,

Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for romance. However, you should be informed that there are certain conditions of acceptance. Promotional prospects are to my satisfaction. However, please enlighten me as to your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be generous.I also need to be assured that there is sufficient security with regards to this commitment. If there is any chance at all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part, then I should receive monetary compensation according to union standards.

Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an expense account should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP'. I shall be entertaining. In addition, housing and transport allowances should be in order and nothing less than a Jaguar is in order.

Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions placed on myself. If you are still interested in the relationship, please reply on an urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent indications of interest.

Please also note that my sister is happily employed.

Yours perhaps, Samantha!


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[cinderella man]

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[happygoing]

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etla unav mama

[cinderella man]

[quote author=happygoing link=topic=183717.msg2237852#msg2237852 date=1303116582]
etla unav mama
[/quote]good mama nuvvela unnav  sHa_high5ing sHa_high5ing

[happygoing]

[quote author=cinderella man link=topic=183717.msg2237854#msg2237854 date=1303116676]
good mama nuvvela unnav  sHa_high5ing sHa_high5ing
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nenu kuda fine mama...

ela unai mama studies ??

[bottu_seenu]

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[cinderella man]

[quote author=happygoing link=topic=183717.msg2237857#msg2237857 date=1303116784]
nenu kuda fine mama...

ela unai mama studies ??
[/quote]good mama...how is your job going on mama

[happygoing]

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hi mama..
how r u ?

[happygoing]

[quote author=cinderella man link=topic=183717.msg2237861#msg2237861 date=1303116888]
good mama...how is your job going on mama
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edo mama.....ila naduputhuna ...

nuvu inka ne santakam marcha leda mama... @3$% @3$%

[bottu_seenu]

[quote author=happygoing link=topic=183717.msg2237863#msg2237863 date=1303116927]
hi mama..
how r u ?
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fine mama...... sHa_fr1ends sHa_fr1ends


enti ee madya ravatam tagginchav  sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink

[cinderella man]

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edo mama.....ila naduputhuna ...

nuvu inka ne santakam marcha leda mama... @3$% @3$%
[/quote]manchi santhakam cheppu mama marchudham  @3$% @3$%

[ToughGuy]

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manchi santhakam cheppu mama marchudham  @3$% @3$%
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Nuvvu godugu teesi kelte....adi vaana kaalam
Nuvvu sweater vesukoni velte...adi chali kaalam
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Nuvvu balayya cinema chuste .....neeku poye kaalam...


idi pettukoo

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[quote author=Slim-Shady link=topic=183717.msg2237866#msg2237866 date=1303117020]
fine mama...... sHa_fr1ends sHa_fr1ends


enti ee madya ravatam tagginchav  sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink
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job raka mundu job job ani edisina ...ipudu job vachaka asalu virkati vachesindi  sAng_banghead2 sAng_banghead2mama.....job lo bg bg mama...
ur frm uk kada mama.....

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[quote author=cinderella man link=topic=183717.msg2237870#msg2237870 date=1303117111]
manchi santhakam cheppu mama marchudham  @3$% @3$%
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ne santakam nenu pedithe baga unadadu mama....... @3$% @3$%