Manchi masala jokulu eskundham randi

[pandu87]

Men are the best cooks; because wit 2 nuts 1 sausage n a little bit of milk he can fill a woman tummy for 9 months!

loves something beginning with P and ending in ORN.
Do u know the answer? Yes, it's popcorn.
Was that what u were thinking?
Of course it was... lol


ChittiNaidu is as frustrated as an armless man watching porn!

Why do guys think more then girls, and why do girls talk more then guys?  Because guys have two heads and girls have two sets of lips ;)

[ToughGuy]

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[massmaharaj]

Moratodiki mogala puvvu isthey... madichi                          pettukunaadanta

[pandu87]

[quote author=massmaharaj link=topic=198899.msg2424744#msg2424744 date=1306949479]
Moratodiki mogala puvvu isthey... madichi                          pettukunaadanta
[/quote]
CITI_c$y CITI_c$y idhi sametha bhayya joke kaadhu...

[addbabu]

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[girishv]

It’s long and hard. It often has little hairs at the end. You put it in your mouth and you move it around. When you are done with it, you spit out the tasty, filmy white stuff. What is it?

tooth brush

[girishv]

It goes in dry and comes out wet,
the longer it’s in the the stronger it gets,
it comes out dripping and starts to sag,
it’s not what you think!

It’s a Teabag!

[ToughGuy]

[quote author=30 yrs industry link=topic=198899.msg2425166#msg2425166 date=1306952742]
It’s long and hard. It often has little hairs at the end. You put it in your mouth and you move it around. When you are done with it, you spit out the tasty, filmy white stuff. What is it?

tooth brush
[/quote]
[quote author=30 yrs industry link=topic=198899.msg2425180#msg2425180 date=1306952896]
It goes in dry and comes out wet,
the longer it’s in the the stronger it gets,
it comes out dripping and starts to sag,
it’s not what you think!

It’s a Teabag!
[/quote]
CITI_c$y CITI_c$y  LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q you rock you rock

[girishv]

A married couple is lying in bed one night.
The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.
As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special bits.
He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.
The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, gets up and starts stripping in front of him.
The husband is confused and asks, Why are you taking off your clothes?
His wife replies, You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay.
The husband says, No, not at all.
His wife asks angrily, Well, what the hell were you doing then?
I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.

[galigannarao]

[quote author=30 yrs industry link=topic=198899.msg2425253#msg2425253 date=1306953694]
A married couple is lying in bed one night.
The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.
As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special bits.
He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.
The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, gets up and starts stripping in front of him.
The husband is confused and asks, Why are you taking off your clothes?
His wife replies, You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay.
The husband says, No, not at all.
His wife asks angrily, Well, what the hell were you doing then?
I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.
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[ToughGuy]

[quote author=30 yrs industry link=topic=198899.msg2425253#msg2425253 date=1306953694]
A married couple is lying in bed one night.
The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.
As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special bits.
He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.
The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, gets up and starts stripping in front of him.
The husband is confused and asks, Why are you taking off your clothes?
His wife replies, You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay.
The husband says, No, not at all.
His wife asks angrily, Well, what the hell were you doing then?
I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.
[/quote]
CITI_c$y CITI_c$y

[girishv]

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

[addbabu]

[quote author=30 yrs industry link=topic=198899.msg2425253#msg2425253 date=1306953694]
A married couple is lying in bed one night.
The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.
As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special bits.
He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.
The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, gets up and starts stripping in front of him.
The husband is confused and asks, Why are you taking off your clothes?
His wife replies, You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay.
The husband says, No, not at all.
His wife asks angrily, Well, what the hell were you doing then?
I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.
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[Gachibowli_Diwakar]

[quote author=30 yrs industry link=topic=198899.msg2425253#msg2425253 date=1306953694]
A married couple is lying in bed one night.
The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.
As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special bits.
He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.
The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, gets up and starts stripping in front of him.
The husband is confused and asks, Why are you taking off your clothes?
His wife replies, You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay.
The husband says, No, not at all.
His wife asks angrily, Well, what the hell were you doing then?
I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.
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