Manchi masala jokulu eskundham randi

[girishv]

Man Sitting With his Wife in the Park

Another Lady Comes to his Wife and Says:

Paise Pehly Le lena, ye admi Baad Mai Bahut Lafra Karta Hai

[girishv]

Wife: Mujhe ghabrahat ho rahi hai.

Husband: I think because this is your first night.

Wife: No, no.. Actually it is my first time in the night!

[galigannarao]

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Man Sitting With his Wife in the Park

Another Lady Comes to his Wife and Says:

Paise Pehly Le lena, ye admi Baad Mai Bahut Lafra Karta Hai
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Wife: Mujhe ghabrahat ho rahi hai.

Husband: I think because this is your first night.

Wife: No, no.. Actually it is my first time in the night!
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[addbabu]

[quote author=galigannarao link=topic=198899.msg2425498#msg2425498 date=1306956311]
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighbourhood.

Suddenly he realised there was a couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind a tree. Then another couple behind some bushes by the house.

He walked up to the door of the house, and knocked. A well dressed woman answered the door, and the man asked what kind of a place this was.

"This is a brothel", replied the madam.

"Well, what's all this out on the lawn?" queried the man.

"Oh, we're having a yard sale today."
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[addbabu]

[quote author=30 yrs industry link=topic=198899.msg2425514#msg2425514 date=1306956498]
Man Sitting With his Wife in the Park

Another Lady Comes to his Wife and Says:

Paise Pehly Le lena, ye admi Baad Mai Bahut Lafra Karta Hai
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[girishv]

Santa to Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahab ek condom dena.
Meine girlfriend ko gift dena hai.
Shopkeeper: Ess par cover chada du.
Santa: Arrey nai yeh to cover hai gift to mere pass hai.

[addbabu]

[quote author=30 yrs industry link=topic=198899.msg2425519#msg2425519 date=1306956577]
Wife: Mujhe ghabrahat ho rahi hai.

Husband: I think because this is your first night.

Wife: No, no.. Actually it is my first time in the night!
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[addbabu]

[quote author=30 yrs industry link=topic=198899.msg2425532#msg2425532 date=1306956706]
Santa to Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahab ek condom dena.
Meine girlfriend ko gift dena hai.
Shopkeeper: Ess par cover chada du.
Santa: Arrey nai yeh to cover hai gift to mere pass hai.
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[girishv]

What is Sex:

It is science with wife.

It is an art with a girlfriend.

It is commerce with a prostitute.

And It is just a social service with Auntie's.

[galigannarao]

[quote author=30 yrs industry link=topic=198899.msg2425550#msg2425550 date=1306956970]
What is *****:

It is science with wife.

It is an art with a girlfriend.

It is commerce with a prostitute.

And It is just a social service with Auntie's.
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[girishv]

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," said Jolly Gupta, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.

Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.

"I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Jolly replied.

She ran out of the room.

[Ismail bhai]

[quote author=30 yrs industry link=topic=198899.msg2425514#msg2425514 date=1306956498]
Man Sitting With his Wife in the Park

Another Lady Comes to his Wife and Says:

Paise Pehly Le lena, ye admi Baad Mai Bahut Lafra Karta Hai
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[galigannarao]

[quote author=30 yrs industry link=topic=198899.msg2425575#msg2425575 date=1306957365]
"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," said Jolly Gupta, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.

Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.

"I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Jolly replied.

She ran out of the room.
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[I hate caste......]

[quote author=galigannarao link=topic=198899.msg2425362#msg2425362 date=1306954863]
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having ***** would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
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