Manchi masala jokulu eskundham randi

[PMREDDY19]

[quote author=30 yrs industry link=topic=198899.msg2425575#msg2425575 date=1306957365]
"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," said Jolly Gupta, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.

Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.

"I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Jolly replied.

She ran out of the room.
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Office lo unna... Nssvu aaapukunnaaa idhi chusi matraam..

Danekka highlite idhi matram...

[Maximus]

[quote author=pandu87 link=topic=198899.msg2424712#msg2424712 date=1306948992]
Men are the best cooks; because wit 2 nuts 1 sausage n a little bit of milk he can fill a woman tummy for 9 months!

ChittiNaidu is as frustrated as an armless man watching ****!

Why do guys think more then girls, and why do girls talk more then guys?  Because guys have two heads and girls have two sets of lips ;)
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[quote author=30 yrs industry link=topic=198899.msg2425442#msg2425442 date=1306955640]
One spelling mistake can destroy your life. Husband sent a message to his wife: "I'm having a wonderful time, wish you were her".
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Newton's 4th law: "To and fro motion gives hand full of white lotion".
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[quote author=30 yrs industry link=topic=198899.msg2425550#msg2425550 date=1306956970]
What is *****:

It is science with wife.

It is an art with a girlfriend.

It is commerce with a prostitute.

And It is just a social service with Auntie's.

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[pavan_613]

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[ramu]

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[girishv]

Question. Why was the Bikini invented?

Answer. To prevent contact between Hairy section from Dairy section.

[girishv]

Subah Padosan ki lo
Dopahar mein secretary ki lo
Shaam ko Girl friend ki lo
Raat ko biwi ki lo

Kal ka kya pata?
Kal khada ho na ho !!!!!!!!!!!!

[pavan_613]

[quote author=30 yrs industry link=topic=198899.msg2426665#msg2426665 date=1306973812]
Question. Why was the Bikini invented?

Answer. To prevent contact between Hairy section from Dairy section.
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[Maximus]

[quote author=30 yrs industry link=topic=198899.msg2426668#msg2426668 date=1306973890]
Subah Padosan ki lo
Dopahar mein secretary ki lo
Shaam ko Girl friend ki lo
Raat ko biwi ki lo

Kal ka kya pata?
[color=red]Kal khada ho na ho !!!!!!!!!!!![/color]
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[girishv]

Two girls were walking down the sidewalk on a hot summer day. They come upon this old lady sitting on steps in front of her house eating watermelon.

They notice that she wasn't wearing any panties. So they ask her if its cooler without wearing any panties.

She said, "I don't know if it's cooler, but it sure keeps the flies off the watermelon."

[pavan_613]

[quote author=30 yrs industry link=topic=198899.msg2426716#msg2426716 date=1306975653]
Two girls were walking down the sidewalk on a hot summer day. They come upon this old lady sitting on steps in front of her house eating watermelon.

They notice that she wasn't wearing any panties. So they ask her if its cooler without wearing any panties.

She said, "I don't know if it's cooler, but it sure keeps the flies off the watermelon."
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[KAATRAJ.]

[quote author=30 yrs industry link=topic=198899.msg2426716#msg2426716 date=1306975653]
Two girls were walking down the sidewalk on a hot summer day. They come upon this old lady sitting on steps in front of her house eating watermelon.

They notice that she wasn't wearing any panties. So they ask her if its cooler without wearing any panties.

She said, "I don't know if it's cooler, but it sure keeps the flies off the watermelon."
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[galigannarao]

[quote author=30 yrs industry link=topic=198899.msg2426716#msg2426716 date=1306975653]
Two girls were walking down the sidewalk on a hot summer day. They come upon this old lady sitting on steps in front of her house eating watermelon.

They notice that she wasn't wearing any panties. So they ask her if its cooler without wearing any panties.

She said, "I don't know if it's cooler, but it sure keeps the flies off the watermelon."
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[jai thuss]

[quote author=30 yrs industry link=topic=198899.msg2425253#msg2425253 date=1306953694]
A married couple is lying in bed one night.
The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.
As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special bits.
He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.
The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, gets up and starts stripping in front of him.
The husband is confused and asks, Why are you taking off your clothes?
His wife replies, You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay.
The husband says, No, not at all.
His wife asks angrily, Well, what the hell were you doing then?
I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.


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