sudigaali Posted November 26, 2009 Report Posted November 26, 2009 Sardar And Mosquito -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same, every time he tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn." He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lorry and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja". After some time he finds the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says "Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn." Sardarji's New Car -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours.After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?" (What Happened, My Son?) The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?" (These Maruti Car people are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!) Sardar in US -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardarji went to US to live with his brother. Sardarji's Brother owns an apple shop in US. One day he asked his brother to stay at the shop because he had to go somewhere. He asked his brother if somebody comes to shop and ask for the apple's price, tell them $2 a pound. If somebody questions whether these apples are sweet or sour, tell them some are sweet and some are not. If some body says I do not want to buy, tell them somebody else will buy. Now the sardarji was ready to sell the apples. A lady comes and asks sardarji, Do you know what time it is ? Sardarji replied $2 a pound. Lady said; all sardarji's are idiot and fools. Sardarji replied, some are some are not. Lady got frustrated and said, I will take you to police station. Sardarji replied, if you will not take me some body else will take even 400 years ago we used to have WIRELESS. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Sardarji went to US & had a meeting with Bill Clinton. Bill : I want to show you the US advancement. come with me. (He takes him in a deep forest) Bill : Dig the ground. (Sardarji did it.) Bill : more..more..more... (Sardarji went upto 100 feet) Bill : So now , try to search something. Sardarji: I got a wire. Bill : you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones. ( Sardarji became frustrated.) He invited Bill to india. Next year Bill had been in India Sardarji : I want to show you our advancement. (the same, he takes Bill in forest.) Sardar : dig it . (Bill does.) Sardar : more ..more ..more .......... (Bill goes upto almost 400 feet..) Sardarji : try to find something. (Bill tries.) Sardarji : did you get anything ? Bill : no. Sardarji : yes, even 400 years ago we used to have WIRELESS
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