Poor Husbands..!

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Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u going?

Man: I'm going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.

Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight ?

Man: My wife...

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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, .

After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll

kill u.

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Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No , but the thought of long life will never come.

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Q: Why do women live longer than men?

A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?

If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.

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So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a

building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!

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Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles?

He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the

crocodiles.

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Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out,

cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.

2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons

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Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what

will you pay me?

Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.

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