satish12 Posted December 8, 2009 Report Posted December 8, 2009 1.Haryanvi with driver A Haryanvi was going to honeymoon with his beautiful wife in a taxi. Driver adjusted the rear-view mirror. Haryanvi angrily: You are looking at my wife. Sit at back seat. I'll drive the car. 2.A Haryanvi Tau was shivering with cold. His son rings a doctor. Doctor: What happened ? Funny Haryanvi son: I don't know the disease, but dad is on vibration mode. 3.he doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick' The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?' The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...' 4.A hen lays an egg at Indo-Pak border. Both countries start fighting over egg. Finally Indian people say whoever kisses more women in other country will keep the egg. Pakistani people say ok. Indians go to Pak and kiss 1000 women. Excited Pakis say its our turn now. Funny Indian people say: Keep the egg. Jai Hind ! 5. Apparao�s donkey was missing. Apparao was praying and thanking God. Subbarao saw him and asked, �Your donkey is missing; Why are you thanking God?� Apparao: I am thanking Him because I wasn�t riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would also have been missing. 6. Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface? A. Terms are different ... Nothing more Q. What is JFC ? A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ? A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres. Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which methodology will follow ? A. Send it through courier. Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ? A. As you wish , I do not have any objections. Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ? A. Non living things can't communicate. Q. What is meant by flickering ? A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls. Q. Explain RMI Architecture? A. I am a computer professional not an architect student. Q. What is the use of Servlets ? A. In hotels, they can replace servers. Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads ? A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process. Q. When is update method called ? A. Who is update method? Q. What is JAR file ? A. File that can be kept inside a jar. Q. What is JINI ? A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend. Q. How will you call an Applet from a Java Script? A. I will give invitation. Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ? A. I will go and enquire in the bus dep to. Q. What is serialization ? A. Arranging one after the other from left to right. Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ? A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used. Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ? A. When we sow a binary seed , a binary tree will grow. Q. What is the exact diffe rence between Unicast and Multicast object ? A. If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is Unicast, else it is multicast.
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