HUM SAB EK HAIN !!!!

[kingmakers]

HUM SAB EK HAIN !!!!

"Tamils"are always proud  to be Tamizhs; Pretty courteous (that is what

they  think, at least!). They  speak yenglish but , no indi (Hindi)

saar...what da??.The   more common Madarasi  (chennaisi..., now?) is an

ardent fan of

kireeketmatches.

Their counterparts in Bombay think they  live in America but speak Hinglish

like ...are you sure ki Sujata aa rahi hai  ya Ill go akela!" And

they take great pride in making stupid mistakes in  Hindi Grammar.

Thamizhs, are verrry lecky to have "simble" neighbours in the "keralites"

who  are a komblex race of peoblle (they migrated around 2000 B.C. from the

middle  east, I guess; and now even the Sheikhs feel wary of them) but they

eat a lot of chooclyte and own 99.998765% of chai shops in the  world and

form 99.89% of nursing community.

Not far begind the  kerals is the "telugu desam", who are totally againesht

flaunting their wealthu  to the woruldu, though they occasionally come out

withu brick red shirtsu and  parrot green pantsu with pleetsu (pleat).

Worustu,no?! But they (think) are  greatu in CICSu, Microsu and COBOLu!

Generally sane peoplesu (and so you can  always findu them judgingu,

probhingu, queschioningu othersu  ....)

The Canadians, excuse me, the "Kannadigas" aor (are) the  coolest dobun

When it comes to Rajkumar (actor), if a fly sits on his  nose,

they'll burn the entire city of Bengaloroo to kill the fly! To hell with

Silicon valley! I-ron, firshtu, girlu, Lasht Bussu, roadu, crickeatu,

filamu  are some of their favourites.

"Maharashtrians" are a  conservative, confused, complex lot-kar. -Kar, that

is because gavasakar,  tendulkar, bahulkar,.. confused that is because

sitting in southern part of  India they would ask the other person "are

you from Maharashtra or from south  India..?" and genuinely wonder why the

other person takes some time to answer  the question. They like the

principles of pheejix and their favourite  character in the alphabet is Zay

(god knows where that came from). Although  soft, peace loving people but

they elect the shivsena n MNS to rule  them.

And right there next to the Maharashtrians are the  "Gujjubhais". They like

to keep kes in the benk and their favourite past time  is eating snakes

(snacks)

like paav bhaji, masala papad and pijja at the local snake  bar. They

gobble down palak sev like their life depends on it and believe in  the

brotherhood and sisterhood of man and woman (everybody is a bhai or a

ben).

If you go further eesht, the land uf Udissa - the land  of irron ("r"

unsilent) where sombalpuroa and Bhubaneshbara are big towns. The  people

are

bery cordial and if you are Vikram they bill soorly ask your name starts

from B

or  Bhe. They

do not sout, sam or soot but occasnally bawsh their phace at the

wasbashin. James Bond Mohanty in our colleze had a roll nomber jero, jero,

sebhen.

Bengalees are bery bery similor, but or bery proud  oph Subas Chondro Boash

and Shoatyojit Roy (I used to know a director by name  Satyajit Ray who was

also pretty good) and eberybody is X da. I used to  habe a friend by name.

Dada. Bonder...neber mind. Bot I most conphess,  Roshgollas are bery

goooood, tho!

Bihari kids are  supposed to be the smartest kids in India (if not in the

universe!). How we  wish they grow up the same way,...but... And Biharees

are bery phond of  Laloo and Ranchi, isse bhadiya tumre pass koochi hai

kaa?! spit  spit...

UPites and MPites are busy going to ischool and  istudying metals to make

lots of ishteel.

Punjabis are  very sweet and aggressive and offer Rotti Shotti Khayega! to

which I once  replied No. He said Tage itu, yaar! By Godu! Surjeetu, what

happenedu, oi?!.  Then of course, everybodys a paappe or a kaakke. Thats

Pnjab for  you.

And Kashmir (called Cashmir by many, may be because of  the amount of cash

spent to keep it in India)?!?

I know Roja (or Roza?)was  shot (I mean filmed) somewhere nearby...

But at the  end of the day, wherever you are in the world, whether it is in Sunnyvale,  CA, Birmingham, UK, UAE or Serangoon Road, Singapore or Australia ask them  who they are and you'll get just one answer ---

"INDIANS"

[king of the world]

babai kastam ga vundi mottam chadavataniki....but essence artham indi......

[googledude]

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manam inkaa erra chokkalu ...green pants vesukuntaamu ani andharu anukutnaaru

antha Tamil vallu create chesaaru mama mana midha rumours

Evadina manalni GULTE (TELUGU)pilisthey  laagi peekandi nayallani

idhi kuda aa Tamil galley create chesaaru

endhukantey manam pandagalu anni vallaki reverse days lo reverse ga jarupukutaamu antaa

ex: Diwali roju ...vallu tapakaayaalu morning kalchesthaaru ...eveing evadu kalachadu ....

manam oppsite chesthaam

andhuknai manalani Gulte antaaru

inka mana calendar valla calender assalu kalavadhu

chethaa gallu

nijam unte oppukovachu kaani ila culture vishyam lo ..nd mana Telugu ni reverse lo rasthey  NO I wont accept anthey.....

Telugu vallani emina antey nenu oppukonu anthey .....

final ga oka word nachindhi....We all are Indians.... welcome

[satish12]

[Technikfreak]

g!

"But at the  end of the day, wherever you are in the world, whether it is in Sunnyvale,  CA, Birmingham, UK, UAE or Serangoon Road, Singapore or Australia ask them  who they are and you'll get just one answer ---"

"INDIANS"

Great post...

[maverick123]

[googledude]

Good evening

[maverick123]

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